Worst/Best Second Life Pickup lines
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
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10-01-2007 11:34
From: Bradley Bracken This happened to me on Sleek Beach, one of the few really homophobic places I've found in SL:
noob male: Are you gay?
me: yes
noob male: That's wierd
me: I don't think so
noob male: I'm straight
me: I won't hold that against you
noob male: What is that suppose to mean?
me: It was a joke
noob male: Can I see you c*ck? Let me guess. Some Republican "But I'm not gay" Senator? |
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Bradley Bracken
Goodbye, Farewell, Amen
Join date: 2 Apr 2007
Posts: 3,856
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10-01-2007 11:51
From: Elora Lunasea Let me guess. Some Republican "But I'm not gay" Senator? But which one? They are way too numerous to count. |
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Jezabell Barbosa
Muah™
Join date: 11 Mar 2007
Posts: 896
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10-01-2007 11:55
From: Elora Lunasea /me thinks you have a shopping hag. Lucky you! Whoo hoo!!! He has a wonderful sense of style and does like to dress me.
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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10-01-2007 12:05
From: Jezabell Barbosa Whoo hoo!!! He has a wonderful sense of style and does like to dress me. Does he have a friend? Or are you willing to share him? Or can I send you a list?
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Brandi Lane
Registered User
Join date: 2 Apr 2007
Posts: 157
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10-01-2007 12:06
The standard conversation with me goes something like this...
Random Person: Hi.
Me: *smiles* Hello Random
Random Person: You're really pretty.
Me: Thanks, I appreciate the compliment since I made the skin myself.
Random Person: Do you want to have sex? (dance/whatever)
Me: I'm sorry, my Master doesn't allow me to have sex with other people.
Random Person: Don't tell him.
Me: My Master is also my RL Husband.
Random Person: So you won't have sex?
Me: I'm sorry, no.
Random Person: Why not?
at this point, it goes into some sort of wierd infinite loop until I mute them.
What amuses me about this is the fact that I'm taken is in my group tag, and profile text, and my Master/husband is partnered to me. I mean, seriously, you'd think the thought, "I don't have a chance here" would pop through their head at least once.
Oh yes, and I also get a lot of random "doms" walking up to me out of the blue..
Random Dom: Kneel slut/girl/whatever
Me: I'd rather not
Random Dom: Why not? Aren't you sub?
Me: Yes, I'm just not YOUR sub
Random Dom: If you were sub, you'd kneel
I honestly really don't know where to go from here. Usually I get annoyed and go with lines like..
Me: If you were Dom, you'd be able to make me kneel.
Me: If you were Dom, you'd be able to put a collar around my neck
etc.
Oh, and worst pickup line that actually worked?
Random Dom: Hey, wanna see my private island?
To this day, I can't believe that worked.
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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10-01-2007 12:09
From: Jezabell Barbosa Whoo hoo!!! He has a wonderful sense of style and does like to dress me. lol - I should do the opposite. I should pay you to go shopping with me. I dress in SL like I do in RL - like I picked my clothes at random with my eyes tightly shut. I could use someone with a little taste to warn me not to buy something or tell me what to wear. Besides. The few times I've gone shopping alone, I've lost my train of thought inside of 45 seconds and gone off to play. I need someone to keep me on task. (also surprisingly like RL - go shopping for shoes, end up watching a game in a sports bar, without shoes)
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
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10-01-2007 12:13
From: Brenda Connolly Does he have a friend? Or are you willing to share him? Or can I send you a list? /me waves desperately from behind Brenda Does he have a brother? I look like a relic from the dark ages ... have terrible taste ... need a shopping pal desperately ... am shocked whenever I look in my own inventory at the general rustiness of it all. My alt looks better than I do! *glancing over my shoulder, I see a loooooong line forming*
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Lexxi Gynoid
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Join date: 6 Aug 2007
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10-01-2007 12:15
From: Trout Recreant lol - I should do the opposite. I should pay you to go shopping with me. I dress in SL like I do in RL - like I picked my clothes at random with my eyes tightly shut. I could use someone with a little taste to warn me not to buy something or tell me what to wear. Besides. The few times I've gone shopping alone, I've lost my train of thought inside of 45 seconds and gone off to play. I need someone to keep me on task. (also surprisingly like RL - go shopping for shoes, end up watching a game in a sports bar, without shoes) I thought you said that you weren't really a redneck? In a bar watching a sports game without shoes on?
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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10-01-2007 12:19
From: Trout Recreant lol - I should do the opposite. I should pay you to go shopping with me. I dress in SL like I do in RL - like I picked my clothes at random with my eyes tightly shut. I could use someone with a little taste to warn me not to buy something or tell me what to wear. Besides. The few times I've gone shopping alone, I've lost my train of thought inside of 45 seconds and gone off to play. I need someone to keep me on task. (also surprisingly like RL - go shopping for shoes, end up watching a game in a sports bar, without shoes) Cartel field trip!
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.
Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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10-01-2007 12:19
From: Lexxi Gynoid I thought you said that you weren't really a redneck? In a bar watching a sports game without shoes on? lol - with my old shoes on, having failed in my mission to buy new ones, and watching a legitimate non-rednecks-only sport like baseball, and probably drinking a decent beer, like a locally brewed IPA, instead of mass-produced garbage. I have to admit that I'll probably be guilty of eating a giant plate of nachos or buffalo wings, though, and I might oogle the waitress a little if she's cute, but I'll keep my hands to myself. Does that make me a redneck? I hope not. I love those spicy little chicken wings.
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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10-01-2007 12:22
From: Trout Recreant I might oogle the waitress a little if she's cute, but I'll keep my hands to myself. Does that make me a redneck? Nah, a redneck would spank her on the ass as she walked by. |
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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10-01-2007 12:22
From: Ann Launay Cartel field trip! Let's take him to the Armani Store!
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Taylor Bayliss
Registered User
Join date: 17 May 2006
Posts: 144
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10-01-2007 12:23
From: Elora Lunasea Let me guess. Some Republican "But I'm not gay" Senator? Hehe - "I'm not gay - I just have a...wide stance" |
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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10-01-2007 12:35
From: Brenda Connolly Let's take him to the Armani Store! Noooo, let's take him somewhere good!
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.
Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Jezabell Barbosa
Muah™
Join date: 11 Mar 2007
Posts: 896
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10-01-2007 12:40
From: Brenda Connolly Let's take him to the Armani Store! Lets make a date, I will call my gays!
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
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10-01-2007 12:41
From: Ann Launay Noooo, let's take him somewhere good! I'm at a loss then. I have no idea where to go for good menswear. For sheer fun we can take him to Oryx's. He'd look pretty in some of those outfits.
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
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10-01-2007 12:42
From: Jezabell Barbosa Whoo hoo!!! He has a wonderful sense of style and does like to dress me. Either that, or he has a "living doll" fetish... |
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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10-01-2007 12:47
From: Brenda Connolly I'm at a loss then. I have no idea where to go for good menswear. For sheer fun we can take him to Oryx's. He'd look pretty in some of those outfits. I got one of the Indonesian Sarongs not long ago and it was a big hit... not sure if you can fly a plane on one of those things tho, doesn't the seatbelt strap between your legs? .d |
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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10-01-2007 12:48
From: Brenda Connolly I'm at a loss then. I have no idea where to go for good menswear. For sheer fun we can take him to Oryx's. He'd look pretty in some of those outfits. As much as I'd like to see that....  For shoes, probably Shiny Things. FNKY has some really nice dress shoes, if he's in the market for that. Jesse, whose last name I don't feel like butchering, has some nice shirts. Blaze maybe. Some of the male Last Call stuff, although a lot of it might be too metrosexual. BareRose is a possibility. Hmmm, I need to ponder this a bit more... Edit: omg, FORM, DMC, Renegade! DE Designs, TRUTH, Casa del Shai...
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.
Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
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10-01-2007 12:49
From: Jezabell Barbosa Lets make a date, I will call my gays! Oh that was priceless! You're my idol, girl.
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Jezabell Barbosa
Muah™
Join date: 11 Mar 2007
Posts: 896
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10-01-2007 12:55
From: Elora Lunasea Either that, or he has a "living doll" fetish... "it places the lotion on its skin" We he was carrying a bichon.
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Love Hastings
#66666
Join date: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,094
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10-01-2007 12:56
I think I might have figured out how these threads get derailed... I'm looking at you, Trout!
Love.
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
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10-01-2007 12:57
From: Love Hastings I think I might have figured out how these threads get derailed... I'm looking at you, Trout!
Love. It is amazing how many different plaids he can mix in one outfit, isn't it?
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
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10-01-2007 12:59
Lol! Start a "Dress Up Trout" thread and let this one get back to pickup lines, that was fun!
*laughs at trout starting a new career as a ken doll*
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Lexxi Gynoid
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Join date: 6 Aug 2007
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10-01-2007 12:59
From: Brenda Connolly It is amazing how many different plaids he can mix in one outfit, isn't it? Ironically, the two times I've actually seen Trout in SL, I've liked his outfits. I do not recall any plaid though.
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