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Joss Noel
is clueless!
Join date: 25 Mar 2007
Posts: 201
10-03-2007 15:18
Slut points - sign me up!!

Trout - as judge, we await your qualifing slut point rating, so we know what we are aiming at.
Joss Noel
is clueless!
Join date: 25 Mar 2007
Posts: 201
10-03-2007 15:19
OOOhhh, Spank Me

/me wanders off to contemplate!
Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
10-03-2007 15:40
From: Joss Noel
Slut points - sign me up!!

Trout - as judge, we await your qualifing slut point rating, so we know what we are aiming at.


As judge, I await pictures. Non-removable underwear. Hmm. Points off for it not being removable, but extra points for it being crotchless. This is going to be a tough one. I'll have to put some serious thought into it.
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Love Hastings
#66666
Join date: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,094
10-06-2007 22:12
OK, this one is a bit different. It's long, and I certainly didn't react as well as I could have, but the results, I think, speak for themselves.

The scene is, I've just walked into the Xcite main store, because I had heard there are poseballs here.

From: someone

[21:32] Female: looking for something....? <s>
[21:32] Female: your profile is fascinating.
[21:33] Female: mmm....and no response.
[21:33] Female: too bad.
[21:33] Love Hastings: Ah... well thanks
[21:33] Female: for?
[21:34] Love Hastings: The comment on my profile
[21:34] Female: you're a sub. looking for a mistress.
[21:34] Female: or is that outdated?
[21:34] Love Hastings: In a way. If the right person comes along...
[21:35] Female: well, i'm not going to behave as if i'm filling out a job application.
[21:41] Female: this is not a sub, folks, this is a domme.
[21:41] Love Hastings: Interesting... I can't be both?
[21:42] Female: if you are, you're a switch. and a switch is not useful in my house.
[21:42] Love Hastings: Well there you are then. I had a feeling we wouldn't be compatible
[21:43] Female: i'm not compatible with a switch. nor a sub who does not move or act or think like a sub.
[21:43] Female: too bad. your profile was perfect.
[21:43] Love Hastings: LOL, now you've got me wondering: exactly how does sub think and act?
[21:43] Love Hastings: Is there just the one way?
[21:43] Female: a real sub would know.
[21:43] Love Hastings: LOL. A twue sub, perhaps?
[21:44] Female: yep. not a roleplayer or a pretend-sub.
[21:44] Love Hastings: So what exactly is the One Twue Way then?
[21:45] Female: no matter. you are not as-advertised.
[21:46] Love Hastings: Perhaps if I was a true Domme, I too would be camping out an Xcite store looking for subs?
[21:46] Female: <laughing> this has turned out to be the most wonderful way to find new family members.
[21:46] Female: some of my dearest people have come from here.
[21:47] Love Hastings: No doubt there are great people who visit here. That wouldn't be in question, would it? But really? A point and click sex shop? LOL
[21:47] Female: you are good at sneering.
[21:48] Love Hastings: Not at everyone
[21:48] Love Hastings: Perhaps if you told me what you think a true sub is? The point is moot, of course, but I am really curious
[21:49] Female: <s> you want me to debate with you. no sub would do that.
[21:49] Love Hastings: I won't argue or contradict you. I just want to know what you believe.
[21:50] Love Hastings: Any good domme or sub wants to learn more, wouldn't you agree?
[21:50] Female: you start behaving like a sub and you'll get all kinds of information. you continue to behave confrontationally, you get nothing.
[21:50] Love Hastings: What should I do? Kneel?
[21:51] Female: we're not into that stuff.
[21:52] Love Hastings: So are subs doormats? Or do they get to have their own opinions?
[21:52] Female: none of my subs are doormats. they are strong, intelligent, sensitive, playful...the cream of SL. they are also respectful.
[21:53] Love Hastings: To complete strangers too?
[21:53] Female: i sense you are fencing.
[21:53] Love Hastings: You are right. Of course they would be
[21:54] Love Hastings: Anybody with manners would be, no?
[21:54] Female: this chick is no sub, folks.
[21:54] Love Hastings: Until, of course, somebody said something to them to change their view of the person?
[21:55] Female: i'm not in SL to work. i'm here to have fun.
[21:55] Female: least of all, to work for a sub.
[21:56] Love Hastings: And with that, I get the impression that you don't respect subs, generally. Everything you have said so far has suggested as much. This is no Domme, folks
[21:56] Female: <laughing> she puts one constantly on trial. one has to prove one's worth! gotta love it!
[21:57] Love Hastings: Frankly, Dom(me)s, Masters/Mistresses DO have to prove their worth, constantly.
[21:57] Love Hastings: Just as the other side has to.
[21:58] Female: enough. i tire of your game. you have missed a great opportunity, which you will of course sneer at. you are muted. be well.
Tam Pippen
Registered User
Join date: 8 Feb 2007
Posts: 33
10-07-2007 00:49
"When u walk u look like Shakira."

This happened when I was still a pretty new in SL, and we had a decent enough conversation before that line. After that I told him I have to go, and then teleported elsewhere, he sent a tp after to to meet him somewhere, I logged off. I must say these guys are persistant.
Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
10-07-2007 06:49
Love, that conversation would have been infuriating to me! I can't believe you spent that much time on her. Although I'm guilty of doing the same at times. There was a guy who I spent far too much time trying to convince I was not interested in becoming part of his "stable". He tried every trick in the book, telling me how lucrative it was. I kept telling him I was independently wealthy and how sex isn't a commodity for me - that I like to give it away for free lol. I finally just tp'd out of there.
Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
10-07-2007 06:52
I think Love did just fine. She used admirable "restraint"......

I felt for someone who claimed to be here just to have fun, the alleged Domme was taking herself a bit too seriously.
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
10-07-2007 07:53
From: Love Hastings
OK, this one is a bit different. It's long, and I certainly didn't react as well as I could have, but the results, I think, speak for themselves.

The scene is, I've just walked into the Xcite main store, because I had heard there are poseballs here.


I never cease to be amazed by those who are supposedly into BDSM who look for whats supposed to be their version of a committed relationship: A Dome(me) looking to collar a sub-

By going about it the same way they would trying for a one night stand.

Ive had this too (with no BDSM anywhere in my profile) where people seek to collar me who have only JUST met me.
Carli Dancer
Registered User
Join date: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 411
Oh its on now, bitches!
10-16-2007 16:16
From: Trout Recreant

I am certain I gave you a numerical rating, but if I didn't, it was a 6.2. I'm re-evaluating and raising it to a 7.5. You get extra credit for the sexy secretary outfit - a personal fave of mine.


To whom it may concern,

I have recently been informed that some skank has scored a 9.6 on on the slut scale, completely destroying my previous record of 8.0. I am sending this missive to inform you I wont take this laying down (at least not unless that scores me extra points).

I hereby challenge said Ho to a duel. I am quite positive I can beat her with both my hands tied behind my back (especially if the judge is in to that sort of thing). Consider this me throwing down the proverbial fingerless lace gauntlet.

I disdainfully await my opponent's pathetic response which I will grind under my thigh high stiletto boot heel.
Beth Dickins
Registered User
Join date: 8 Oct 2006
Posts: 33
10-16-2007 16:24
It wasn't me, I only got a 9.3. I wonder if some "action" shots would have gotten me a 10?
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Trout Slut Rating of 9.3
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Love Hastings
#66666
Join date: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,094
10-16-2007 16:25
Thread back!

First, I would point out to Carli that Trout mentioned you with quite a bit of reverance when assessing my slut score. He held you up as the ideal to which one should strive for, or better yet, attempt to surpass. So basically, you had a big ol' target on your back. :)

Now, I have another log from a "Master" this time. Question is, should I post it?

Love.
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
10-16-2007 16:26
LOL I was wondering the same thing, Beth.
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
10-16-2007 17:43
From: Carli Dancer
To whom it may concern,

I have recently been informed that some skank has scored a 9.6 on on the slut scale, completely destroying my previous record of 8.0. I am sending this missive to inform you I wont take this laying down (at least not unless that scores me extra points).

I hereby challenge said Ho to a duel. I am quite positive I can beat her with both my hands tied behind my back (especially if the judge is in to that sort of thing). Consider this me throwing down the proverbial fingerless lace gauntlet.

I disdainfully await my opponent's pathetic response which I will grind under my thigh high stiletto boot heel.


uh oh. Carli - I thought I gave you a 9.3 also. Didn't I reassess once I had a better sample size from more submissions? I'm almost certain I did for both you and Lexxi - maybe for Ann as well.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
10-16-2007 17:47
From: Love Hastings
Thread back!

Now, I have another log from a "Master" this time. Question is, should I post it?

Love.


Do you even have to ask?

The last one was a clasic.. let's see the new one.

.d
Strife Onizuka
Moonchild
Join date: 3 Mar 2004
Posts: 5,887
10-17-2007 02:27
This forum isn't for general discussion; there are many Resident Sites where this discussion is appropriate — Resident Answers is for Resident-to-Resident help. :) I'll close this thread...
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