OK, I give in .. I gotta tell you ... mebbe not the worst but definitely the shortest ..
.. my alt, standing in a shop, minding her own business .. stranger walks up .. one word .. "sex?"
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
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10-01-2007 05:21
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
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10-01-2007 05:53
Overheard converstaion; After some small talk to an attractive female AV Newb: So you like anal sex? Fem AV: Yes actually I do....... Newb: Yeah? Fem AV: ......bend over! Newb: No! I meant the other way! Fem AV: Oh I'm sorry, you should have made yourself more clearer Newb walks away with a definite metaphorical tail between his legs. Now that's a Value Added Post....... _____________________
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
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10-01-2007 06:16
Overheard converstaion; After some small talk to an attractive female AV Newb: So you like anal sex? Fem AV: Yes actually I do....... Newb: Yeah? Fem AV: ......bend over! Newb: No! I meant the other way! Fem AV: Oh I'm sorry, you should have made yourself more clearer Newb walks away with a definite metaphorical tail between his legs. Good one, made even funnier because when I read the last line I thought it said "cleaner" which led me to envisioning all type of other anal fetishes we need not get into  |
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FD Spark
Prim & Texture Doodler
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 4,697
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10-01-2007 06:26
All time favourite SL line (which might have been a pick-up, only I couldn't see any banjos nearby) "yew look like a fagit" I got that one when one of my alts was inorientation island. Oops I mean orientation island. _____________________
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Love Hastings
#66666
Join date: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,094
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10-01-2007 07:29
Last night: "I f*** you for 5 minutes, OK?"
After I left, IM: "mmmmmm", followed by "TP me?" Followed by mute. Love. |
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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10-01-2007 07:32
Last night: "I f*** you for 5 minutes, OK?" Oooo, such stamina!  _____________________
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Royce Boa
RAGE: President
Join date: 1 Apr 2007
Posts: 260
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10-01-2007 07:34
I was walking through a store once, and I wandered into a room with a big sex/camping bed in the middle of it. There were three poor guys all dry humping away, but no girls to be seen. As I walked in I received this heart melting proposition.
Dry hump noob: HI! Dry hump noob: HI! Dry hump noob: CLIK ON PINK BOLL! Dry hump noob: CLIK ON PINK BOLL! Dry hump noob: CLIK ON PINK BOLL! Dry hump noob: HI! After ignoring this for a bit, he upped the charm level... Dry hump noob: HEY BEESH! Dry hump noob: CLIK ON PINK BOLL! Dry hump noob: YOU BEESH NOW!!! sooooo awesome. |
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Kalderi Tomsen
Nomad Extraordinaire!
Join date: 10 May 2007
Posts: 888
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10-01-2007 07:56
ROFLMAO I have to remember "HEY BEESH!" Great one.
Reminds me of the whole "Hey Sessy Laydee" thing that I hear in RL. |
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Motorio Stenvaag
Registered User
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 13
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Pick ups
10-01-2007 08:05
My RL boyfriend who also is on SL went to Phats Jazz dancing emporium, where he asked a girl standing next to the dance floor is she would like to dance.
They then spent the next 3 hours dancing at various places , and not once was sex mentioned . So guys it is possible to have a good time without resorting to sex all the time. And yes i have had the normal wanna f--- types , how ever my current GF and i met when i had been to a club to get an application form and spoken this dancer. The next day i went to another club to look around and out of all the places i could have gone who was standing outside , the same dancer we sat and talked and now we live together. Motorio |
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Jezabell Barbosa
Muah™
Join date: 11 Mar 2007
Posts: 896
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The Best Pick Up Line Ever
10-01-2007 08:15
I have to admit, I don't usually get hit on. I think its the fact that the tag usually over my head is an advertisement of sorts. Anyway the best pickup line that I have ever recieved was at a ladies store in a mall that had an event going on. I was shopping, as I do, on my days off and exchanged pleasantries with a very handsome looking "punk" type guy, who clicked pay and deposited 1000L, then he said "there is more where that came from". I followed him for the rest of the day. No sex, just lots of shopping and fun. To this day, we have not done anything other than hang out and shop and maybe a little "date". He says I am not the type of girl he can take home to his mother, but he likes me anyway.
/me faints _____________________
”Persons who find themselves disenchanted with the whole system of situational obligations in society may seek out those places where reverie is likely to be tolerated.” - Erving Goffman
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
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10-01-2007 08:31
...a very handsome looking "punk" type guy, who clicked pay and deposited 1000L, then he said "there is more where that came from". Bell, what IS it about you that makes men walk up and throw money at your feet? G'dammit, I couldn't even get a guy to ask me for a DANCE last night. I am in awe and envy.  _____________________
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Royce Boa
RAGE: President
Join date: 1 Apr 2007
Posts: 260
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10-01-2007 08:45
oh..I just remembered one used on me just last night...lol
"wanna see my c*ck?" This guy wasn't a noob either. Wow. Why would that work? Why??? |
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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10-01-2007 08:46
Who says romance is dead?
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
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10-01-2007 08:49
Romance is dead!
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Kitty Barnett
Registered User
Join date: 10 May 2006
Posts: 5,586
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10-01-2007 08:49
If we're focusing more on funny pick-up stories
:A friend and me went to the Alley thing to see what all the fuss was about and we ran into an "above average" (for that location anyway ) guy and talked with him for a few minutes.Being "evil" my friend asked him why he wasn't participating in the whole orgy and he said he was a bit reluctant. At that point we both start nudging him to just go over and "hit" on someone, but he still resists some and eventually confesses that he's lacking the prim "equipment". We hand him a "penis in a box" (based on some late night American comedy show sketch I think?) for a laugh and tell him that he can just use that and that he should just go for it. Full of confidence he walks over to the nearest girl (mean as we were, we were giggling in IM about the scolding he was sure to get) and asks her: "Want to peek inside my box?" She answers: "Sure" One of them clicks on the box and reveals his "equipment". She says: "Nice!.... Want to put that in my box?" Both of us were just stunned at that point, and apparantly so was he since he declined and dissapeared . |
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Love Hastings
#66666
Join date: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,094
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10-01-2007 08:53
lol, I used to get the opposite a lot: "I'm your submissive...do whatever you want to me." They were bloody insistent about it too. Well, I'd accept their offer and order them to log off. Love. |
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Harman Homewood
Registered User
Join date: 28 May 2007
Posts: 87
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10-01-2007 09:21
I feel left out, no one's ever bothered to chat me up
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Maelstrom Janus
Ban Ban Lines !!!
Join date: 4 Jul 2007
Posts: 1,220
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10-01-2007 09:32
wonders if 'hi babe want to see my huge space cruiser ?' might work
or maybe 'my photon torpedo is ready to fire ' and I wonder how much 'want to come and ride my huge brontosaurus ?' might be misconstrued to...  |
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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10-01-2007 09:43
Romance is dead! Vampire pick up lines... "Hey baby where have you been all my undeath?" |
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Mereille Despres
Registered User
Join date: 5 Sep 2007
Posts: 79
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10-01-2007 09:54
Oh...I'm so glad I started this whole thing. Some of these have been wonderful.
I had another unique one the other night, at Phat's: Me walking to the dance floor with a guy: IM Guy2: Don't trust XXX, he's not what he appears! Me: Thanks for the tip....it's just a dance. IM Guy2: That's how he starts...I'm just looking out for you Me: I wasn't aware you were my bodyguard IM Guy2: Honey, that not all I can be for you ; ) (Mute!) |
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Sunni Jewell
Who said so?
Join date: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 748
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10-01-2007 09:55
Last night: "I f*** you for 5 minutes, OK?" After I left, IM: "mmmmmm", followed by "TP me?" Followed by mute. Love. Um...and he advertised this? |
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Bradley Bracken
Goodbye, Farewell, Amen
Join date: 2 Apr 2007
Posts: 3,856
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10-01-2007 09:59
All time favourite SL line (which might have been a pick-up, only I couldn't see any banjos nearby) "yew look like a fagit" This happened to me on Sleek Beach, one of the few really homophobic places I've found in SL: noob male: Are you gay? me: yes noob male: That's wierd me: I don't think so noob male: I'm straight me: I won't hold that against you noob male: What is that suppose to mean? me: It was a joke noob male: Can I see you c*ck? |
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Jezabell Barbosa
Muah™
Join date: 11 Mar 2007
Posts: 896
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10-01-2007 10:05
Bell, what IS it about you that makes men walk up and throw money at your feet? G'dammit, I couldn't even get a guy to ask me for a DANCE last night. I am in awe and envy. You be quiet you, I have shared. _____________________
”Persons who find themselves disenchanted with the whole system of situational obligations in society may seek out those places where reverie is likely to be tolerated.” - Erving Goffman
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Jezabell Barbosa
Muah™
Join date: 11 Mar 2007
Posts: 896
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10-01-2007 10:06
I feel left out, no one's ever bothered to chat me up Hubba Hubba, hey baby whats your SLURL? _____________________
”Persons who find themselves disenchanted with the whole system of situational obligations in society may seek out those places where reverie is likely to be tolerated.” - Erving Goffman
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
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10-01-2007 11:29
I have to admit, I don't usually get hit on. I think its the fact that the tag usually over my head is an advertisement of sorts. Anyway the best pickup line that I have ever recieved was at a ladies store in a mall that had an event going on. I was shopping, as I do, on my days off and exchanged pleasantries with a very handsome looking "punk" type guy, who clicked pay and deposited 1000L, then he said "there is more where that came from". I followed him for the rest of the day. No sex, just lots of shopping and fun. To this day, we have not done anything other than hang out and shop and maybe a little "date". He says I am not the type of girl he can take home to his mother, but he likes me anyway. /me faints /me thinks you have a shopping hag. Lucky you! |