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Stella Stapleton
Stella's Mall
Join date: 13 Nov 2006
Posts: 23
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09-28-2007 09:48
'You wanna see my VAT number Honey' Jeez, Ding, I told you I'd investigate your VAT later, stop bothering these nice people. This VAT tax is very similar to Canada's RL tax system...except we call it the HSTm Harmonized sales tax, combining goods and service tax with provincial tax; otherwise known as the Horsesh*t tax. |
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Carli Dancer
Registered User
Join date: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 411
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09-28-2007 09:48
"You will be my submissive" Ive had to deal with several varations on this. The lamest would be some guy Id never seen before just walked up to me and went. "Kneel!" |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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09-28-2007 09:53
Speaking of bad pick up attempts, hows my certification coming along? I did send pictures. Log in - I replied as soon as I looked at them. If you don't get the IM, let me know and I'll take another look at the pictues and re-evaluate. No charge, of course. The sluttiness evaluation and inspection service is off to a bit of a slow start, but I'm still accepting new clients for free for a week. Pictures can be sent in world and I will reply within 24 hours with a full, detailed, and scientific (yet strangely arbitrary) evaluation of your sluttiness or lack thereof. If requested, I am available for consultation on how you can improve your slut quotient (your SLQ), by either increasing or reducing it, whichever you consider an improvement. This service makes a great Christmas gift. _____________________
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain! |
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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09-28-2007 09:57
The dangers of Neko-dom: "  Random guy) pets the pussy"/me tps away... oops . . I've meowed and rubbed their leg. _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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09-28-2007 09:58
Log in - I replied as soon as I looked at them. If you don't get the IM, let me know and I'll take another look at the pictues and re-evaluate. No charge, of course. The sluttiness evaluation and inspection service is off to a bit of a slow start, but I'm still accepting new clients for free for a week. Pictures can be sent in world and I will reply within 24 hours with a full, detailed, and scientific (yet strangely arbitrary) evaluation of your sluttiness or lack thereof. If requested, I am available for consultation on how you can improve your slut quotient (your SLQ), by either increasing or reducing it, whichever you consider an improvement. This service makes a great Christmas gift. Wait, this was a SL service? Oops, please disregard the RL pictures. _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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09-28-2007 10:02
"You will be my submissive" lol, I used to get the opposite a lot: "I'm your submissive...do whatever you want to me." They were bloody insistent about it too.  _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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09-28-2007 10:11
Wait, this was a SL service? Oops, please disregard the RL pictures. /me falls out of his chair. Holy smokes!! There's a whole new market that never occurred to me! RL Slut Evaluation! I can't wait to get home and log on! LOL. Just in case anyone is reading this seriously, I feel like I need to add a disclaimer - as of midnight last night when I logged off, nobody had sent me RL naked pictures, and I have a better chance of winning the lottery than I do of finding some waiting for me when I get online tonight, so please don't freak out. She's kidding. Keep those SL pics coming, though (lol, wheeee! It's Friday!!) _____________________
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain! |
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
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09-28-2007 10:14
Real lines I've heard in SL: "... and its variation "My RL wife won't have sex with me" OMG- you mean THAT'S a line... ROFL... and they always sound so sincere... _____________________
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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09-28-2007 10:17
lol, I used to get the opposite a lot: "I'm your submissive...do whatever you want to me." They were bloody insistent about it too. Oh I had that one. A guy kept begging to be allowed to lick my boots. _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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09-28-2007 10:24
I actually had a really cute one once. One of my female customers decided that I need to get out more, so dragged me to a dance hall. I think I was the oldest avi there, and stood around feeling sort of stupid. This one week old guy sidled up to me and asked, "Anyway a newbie in a bad tuxedo could get a girl like you to dance with him?" We had a really nice evening of dancing and chatting.
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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09-28-2007 10:27
/me falls out of his chair. Holy smokes!! There's a whole new market that never occurred to me! RL Slut Evaluation! I can't wait to get home and log on! LOL. Just in case anyone is reading this seriously, I feel like I need to add a disclaimer - as of midnight last night when I logged off, nobody had sent me RL naked pictures, and I have a better chance of winning the lottery than I do of finding some waiting for me when I get online tonight, so please don't freak out. She's kidding. Keep those SL pics coming, though (lol, wheeee! It's Friday!!) All this talk of verifying Slots has me confused. I thought Gambling was illegal. Is LL now considering bringing it back? _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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09-28-2007 10:29
All this talk of verifying Slots has me confused. I thought Gambling was illegal. Is LL now considering bringing it back? It's a gamble to play with a slut _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,468
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09-28-2007 10:37
All this talk of verifying Slots has me confused. I thought Gambling was illegal. Is LL now considering bringing it back? You didn't keep that optician appt did you? _____________________
Be polite .. that newbie could be your next ex-partner.
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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09-28-2007 10:42
You didn't keep that optician appt did you? Why would I need to see an Obstetrician? _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
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09-28-2007 10:44
"You will be my submissive" "My RL wife doesn't understand me" and its variation "My RL wife won't have sex with me" _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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09-28-2007 10:44
Why would I need to see an Obstetrician? /me throws up his hands in frustration and goes back to rework the official and highly secret Slut Evaluation Formula to include a pregnancy multiplier. Come on. This is starting to look like a scene from Good Will Hunting. _____________________
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain! |
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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09-28-2007 10:47
My alt and I were strolling down the beach, and this guy walks up and says "Lose him." I (as the male) reply " I can't. She's not only a him, he's me" he says "WTF? You're both weird? I can do you if you're really female, are you?" How can one possibly reply to such nonsence? What I want to know is, how do you manage to run two characters well enough for them to stroll down the beach together? I'm lucky if I can avoid swerving into the water and getting eaten by sharks. _____________________
It's still My World and My Imagination! So there.
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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09-28-2007 10:49
What I want to know is, how do you manage to run two characters well enough for them to stroll down the beach together? I'm lucky if I can avoid swerving into the water and getting eaten by sharks. There's a neat Hold Hands and Walk Animation, I think at abraminations. it works pretty well. _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
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09-28-2007 10:50
True ... but the Rendezvous is better.
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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09-28-2007 10:53
Speaking of bad pick up attempts, hows my certification coming along? I did send pictures. Told ya it was a pickup line, told ya so. _____________________
It's still My World and My Imagination! So there.
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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09-28-2007 10:56
Real lines I've heard in SL: "I don't have any Lindens. Can I still have sex with you?" and it's variation "Are you an escort?" "I would like to be an erotic photographer. Would you pose for me?" "My last girlfriend called me The Tripod" "You will be my submissive" "My RL wife doesn't understand me" and its variation "My RL wife won't have sex with me" All of those are creepy beyond words...except the "erotic photographer" one. Guys with cameras are hotter than guys that Match, even. _____________________
It's still My World and My Imagination! So there.
Lindal Kidd |
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JessyAnne Theas
Cliqueless
Join date: 9 May 2007
Posts: 610
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09-28-2007 10:57
There's a neat Hold Hands and Walk Animation, I think at abraminations. it works pretty well. Doesn't work too well on uneven ground though _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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09-28-2007 11:07
Told ya it was a pickup line, told ya so. Just because it worked doesn't mean it was a pickup line. It was just a goofy post, like all my other ones, but it had legs, so I ran with it a little. I'm just not cut out to be a pick-up artist or player or whatever you want to call it. As much as I joke around about it, I just don't have it in me. I find it amazingly hilarious to watch other guys try and fail miserably, though. _____________________
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain! |
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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09-28-2007 11:10
All of those are creepy beyond words...except the "erotic photographer" one. Guys with cameras are hotter than guys that Match, even. /me pulls out his trusty old Nikon... and snaps proof of a perfect match. |
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FD Spark
Prim & Texture Doodler
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 4,697
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09-28-2007 11:11
strange female: Wanna do it?
Me: Do what? strange female: Sex Me: no thank you _____________________
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