Worst/Best Second Life Pickup lines

Worst of the worst (heard daily)

1. You want make sex with me? (a response to "Hi"
2. I'm sooooo wet. Wanna (censored)? (a response to "hi"
3. Where do I get a (changed to "female parts"? Oh, okay. Then you wanna show me how to use them? (a response to "hi"
4. Are you looking at me? Want to (censored)? (a response to "hi"
5. If you're a real woman, wanna (censored)? (A response to "hi"
6. Hi, I'm "random avatar name" and I don't know how to do much yet. Can you teach me to use the sex poses? (A response to "Hi"

Unfortunately, these are just a few of the same things heard every day.

My first day in SL, I stopped at a waterfront home and walked in (hey, I didn't know it wasn't right to do that), anyway, there was a woman there changing clothes with no top on. I said "Did you know you have no top on?"
Well of course nothing happened then, I wasn't out for the sex thing, I didn't even know there was sex in SL at the time, that's how new I was.
Well one thing led to another and, after many ups and downs, we are not only married in SL but engaged in RL. Gave her a one carat diamond ring just last weekend.
Now, does that count as a pick up line? Seemed to work pretty good for me.

"Teach me how to have sex"

and when I declined,

"Don't you like latin guys?"

I havn't had anything more original than the generic 'Wanna ****?', 'Nice tits', etc etc. My club is on land that used to be a nude beach and free sex area, so generally while I am deep in IM's, standing in my shop area, I catch a naked guy with a hige erect newbie cock edging towards me, sometimes I don't see them until they are right in front of me (oh EW!). I just say, 'Put that ugly thing away', but I would love to buy a big pair of scissors with 'Schlong Slicer' in floating text !

Tie for worst place: "How much u charge?" and "I'd like to Jez your bells."

Still not sure what that second one even means.

I love the odd approaches, they always give me a laugh:

Him: hi babe
Me: I'm not your 'babe', but hello

Silence for 7 minutes, then:

Him: sorry bout that babe
Me: I'm not your 'babe' but no problem, I wasn't paying attention to you anyway
Him: yeah sorry i was just finishin up getin some slut off in im yanno
Him: so ya want me to do ya now ive gotta greatcock and you look good enuff to eat
Me: Oh yes, I am SO there, I've been waiting all my SL life for just such a man as you
Him: i think your teasing me arent ya ya dont reelly meen that do ya
Me: You think?! Take a guess!
Him: slut your ugly anyway

Gave me a laugh for the day.

Funny thread

My friend and I have a good response when we are approached by someone who's idea of a chat-up line is "hey, u 2 girls wanna f*** with me" or similar.

My friend: Ooooh he's nice.
Me: Yeah, 200 pounds of pure dynamite.
My friend: True, just a pity about the 2 inch fuse.

Usually follwed by 5 minutes of silence before he disappears.

Best chat up line: I was sitting on a bench at Apollo and went AFK for a couple of minutes. When I came back a guy had IM'd me "-Name- kisses you softly on the cheek while you are sleeping". Wow. How the hell do resist that, particularly since - when I IM'd him back - the rest of the conversation was equally lovely?

My alt and I were strolling down the beach,
and this guy walks up and says "Lose him."
I (as the male) reply " I can't. She's not only a him, he's me"
he says "WTF? You're both weird? I can do you if you're really female, are you?"

How can one possibly reply to such nonsence?

From an Argentinian:

arg: Hi...where is gun store plz?

me: I dont know. Not in this sim I dont think.

arg: ahh. are professor?

me: no...i'm a lawyer

arg: you look like professor.

me: thank you? Im not though

arg: You teach me sexies then. plz



Sooz

"You teach me sexies then. plz"

HAHAHAHAHA. Gotta be my new pet line. Brilliant.

Most common one I get "mak fuk?" The sad thing is it is the most common one I see working with newbies *laughs* And after they are tuned down by me I get "Y no mak fuk?"

Now when i'm in my four leged demonic hell beast that is 7 foot at the shoulder the most common one I get it "take me you beast" Followed by me saying no then by them saying "please I want you to rape me you beast" Then I back away slowly.

Of course the so called dom's always try something on me ever so often to. "boy/girl you will come with me and please me" Sometimes I do and I end up with them over my knee geting a spanking. *snickers*

As for ones that work. Well confidence and charm. Realy you can get away with anything if you have enough confidance without coming off like a creep. Hell about a month or so ago I used Mak Fuk in jest and it got me a free cuddle just for being cute *snickers*

It makes me wonder if these men behave the same in RL and if not, why change into idiots in SL? I agree with Tasrill about charm and confidence - would also add humour and the ability to have a real conversation, not resorting to hi, where are you from, want to f***.

Best chat-up line I've heard in SL was "hello", by my SL partner to me when I first met her. 6 months later we're still together.

guess you don't like fishing huh

Wow - I must not get out much... all I ever hear are regular hellos not followed by obvious sex invites. Not complaining mind you, just wondering where you guys are hanging.

Phat's is notorious for pick-ups - that is the closest I've come to an obvious p/u line - just the standard, "Yo, babe..." Followed by, "You don't have to be so cold." when I didn't instantly fall at his feet in a swoon... But it is where I met my SL love, so can't complain

Given that Strife just locked the "Why is the slutty look so popular?" thread for being a discussion (shame! shame!), can the lock on this one be far behind?

Maybe they do - and thus its why they are Single IRL.

LOL this is funny

But it begs the question -

why were you strolling down the beach with your alt?

And thats a long time according to odds here. I've just past a year.

I got one just last nite. "Can you help me adjust position on these?"

Yeah.. right..

Heres a bad one thats happened to me-

Him - "So I see in your profile you have a girlfriend?"
Me - Yeah.
Him - "I can log on a girl alt if you want"

lol - that was nice of him. He's just thinking of you, Colette.

I'm taking notes. I think I can work up the courage for a "mak fuk?" but I don't know if I can manage "You teach me sexies then, plz."

My problem is that I'm almost fluent in English. It never occurs to me that blatant disregard for spelling and grammar conventions is something that women love. The occasional typo might get me a hug, but I really need to purposely start writing like I've never even learned the alphabet.

'You wanna see my VAT number Honey'

Speaking of bad pick up attempts, hows my certification coming along? I did send pictures.

The dangers of Neko-dom:

"Random guy) pets the pussy"

/me tps away...

Real lines I've heard in SL:

"I don't have any Lindens. Can I still have sex with you?" and it's variation "Are you an escort?"

"I would like to be an erotic photographer. Would you pose for me?"

"My last girlfriend called me The Tripod"

"You will be my submissive"

"My RL wife doesn't understand me" and its variation "My RL wife won't have sex with me"