Worst/Best Second Life Pickup lines

Eh... You really are a woman?

*pulls the rubber/leather nun outfit (with beard) onto self*

Here's how it would go if I tried it

Me: *Hands you a towel*
Her: wtf?? (or words to that effect)
Me: Sorry, I'll leave now
LL: Your account has been suspended for three days. Reason: disrespect, towels

The skery ting is dat I got dat once, at bits an bobs. I was buying the brush hair for a vanity, an this guy wanted to "test" the couples sets int he back. And I was the only other person there... sooo..

Needeless to say, I decided it weas a good time to teleport elsewhere.

Mari

Humans can be freaking weird. I was wearing my phoenix. This happened like 2 days ago.

Random Avatar: hi. pretty avatar
Psyra Extraordinaire: G'morning.
Random Avatar: talking bird! cool! hey ware do we go for sex
Psyra Extraordinaire: Pardon?
Random Avatar: sorry where do we go for sex
Psyra Extraordinaire: Well, I don't go anywhere for it, you can go anywhere you like, try the Search function.
Random Avatar: lol i mean u and me
Random Avatar: hello
Random Avatar: hello?????
Random Avatar: why u stop talking
Random Avatar: hey

*I teleport away quietly*

........................................ Or the other .................................

*newb appears*

*newb walks into the distance. Clothes disappear. Wooden appendage is worn.*

*newb walks back*

Newb: hi
Psyra Extraordinaire: You know what? Don't. Not here, not now. (handily accompanied by gesture of David Spade from 'Tommy Boy' saying this line)

OMG did you make my Raven avi that I got at Grendel's??

/me falls on the ground worshipfully

ROFL! What did you do to the towel before you handed it to her?

^^ erm ... yes ...

Actually, my friend said he asked other women he knows for pickup lines he could use, and they came up with ones that worked too. Seems the only people incapable of thinking up decent pickup lines are men who need them

Randy Av: Hi girly, I have 12" for you!
Toy LaFollette: WOW!!!! REALLY????
Randy Av: uh huh I sure do
Toy LaFollette: Well spit it afor you choke!!!

From one guy, all in the same conversation:

"Your bf a lucky guy."

"I love your boobs. I don't like them big."

"I have a gf, going to get married in december or january but I'd still love to see you naked, lol"

"I flirt, but would never cheat. You might be a different story "

One word to describe him: faithful!

Not so much a line as technique... I was a at a jewelry store browsing around and this sorta noobish looking guy comes up and compliments me on my outfit. Then he proceeds to tell me that he knows a place where there was some really nice shoes that would look good with it. I tell him, ok, why not, I'll go look.

So he tp's me to Sylfies and shows me the shoes he was speaking of. "hmm, nice, but I'm a litte short on cash tonight"... so he buys them for me. Though I'm not comfortable taking gifts from strangers, they're already bought so I accept graciously and we go our separate ways.

The next day he IM's me asking about getting together for some dancing... Suspicious already, I'm like "dancing?" and him, "well dancing and maybe a little fun".

I promptly made a linden purchase and sent him the cost of the shoes and thanked him for the loan..... but the story doesn't end here

A few days later, I go back to Syfie's on my own because there were nice shoes there. As I start to browse, I look over and I see this same guy standing in front of the same pair of shoes that he bought me with another girl in skimpy freebie clothes that I recognized from my days as a newb. Maybe his technique worked better with fresh meat, lol.

Actually used on a friend of mine:

"Can I TP you to my place and show you my new attachment?"

/me looks sheepish. I'd really rather not say.

At the Hobo info station:

hi, i want to touch your breast

works like a charm.

You all missed the obvious bad pickup line -


"Hi your Av is so hot, do U voice?"



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Actually any line where they call you an "Av" is lame.

Oooh that's a good one Colette.

I've had a few bad ones too.

"Hi, how old are you? Where are you from? Do you have pictures of yourself?" I start pretending I don't know how to do anything on the internet. Occasionally they just start sending pictures of themselves... or their body parts.

or

"Hi, do you look like your avatar?" To which I reply 'i can't get it to look as good as i really do' Then they start asking if I have a webcam.

or

"Hi, What's your name?"

"What, did you think I was going to bite your neck or something, honey?"

--successful pick-up line from my ex-SL-girlfriend.

Oops Duplicate

I forgot about this one:

A newbie with a full newbie attachment landed naked on my patio, sat on the couch and said, "You've got a nice ass"

Everyone tells you that though.

Its like saying Hello.

Hi Bradley! You've got a nice ass.

I can't believe that even the most boneheaded of blingtards think these things would work...but I know they keep trying. Just wish I could remember some of the jewels my ex told me were tried on her.

And I know you ladies have it bad, but us furries seem to have a reputation...at least that's what I was told by this character:

Me: (Standing in front of a store looking inside, minding my own business)
Him: Hi pretty doggy!
Me: Uh, hello.
Him: Can I pet you?
Me: No.
Him: Your tail so fluffy and pretty I want to touch you.
Me: Are you nuts? You know I'm a guy right?
Him: All furries like yiff. You suck me now?
Me: Get the hell away from me. You're 2 seconds from getting zapped...
(At this point off came his pants and out popped the attachment)
Him: You like what you see?
Me: Shows him a view of SL from 10 million meters up, courtesy of AubreTec....

/me shudders uncontrollably.

him would you like sex
me yes but not with you

him sex
me female you

You orbited Jumpman? Wow I want to shake your hand.

Most outrageous one (over a year ago now):

I was in a store (I *think* it was Simone, nowhere shady) and suddenly get the "... paid you L$1" blue pop-up and a second later an IM: "so does that buy me oral sex?" (actual "line" sanitized for the forum ).

I just replied something along the lines of "sorry, but that doesn't even buy you a witty reply" and gave him his L$1 back .

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Weirdest one (probably not that weird for SL, but I was new):

I was at a dance club and got a notecard dropped on me for a male escort. I remember that it had something similar to "turn-ons: pretty women; turn-offs: ugly women".

A few minutes later, the inevitable IM came: "Interested?"

He didn't even get a reply .

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Strangest place to get hit on: during a Live Help session (I guess he didn't realize all the other on-duty volunteers and Lindens would see it as well ).

More often than not I have a line in my profile SL tab that mentions something along the lines of "I'm not here for the sex (strange, huh?)". Turns out to be a pretty good pickup line at times, though I usually decline since my RL partner is also my SL partner.