Worst/Best Second Life Pickup lines
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
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09-28-2007 11:17
From: Trout Recreant Just because it worked doesn't mean it was a pickup line. ...
I'm just not cut out to be a pick-up artist or player or whatever you want to call it. As much as I joke around about it, I just don't have it in me. Well hey, anything that works is a pickup line, amiright? So.... methinks thou dost protest too much! *offers Lexxi ... er Lexii .. er ... a fresh mouse as she lies curled up around Trout's feet*
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
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09-28-2007 11:19
I know SL has a reputation of being 'All About Teh SEX!!!!,' but I still don't understand why they seem to mostly whip out the ridiculous propositions in highly inappropriate places. I mean, in a social venue, that stuff is not unexpected (although we will still laugh at you), but, FFS, don't bother me while I'm shopping!  
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.
Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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09-28-2007 11:22
From: Trout Recreant Just because it worked doesn't mean it was a pickup line. It was just a goofy post, like all my other ones, but it had legs, so I ran with it a little.
I'm just not cut out to be a pick-up artist or player or whatever you want to call it. As much as I joke around about it, I just don't have it in me. I find it amazingly hilarious to watch other guys try and fail miserably, though. Actually, that is one of the secrets. Be sincere in your goofiness and run with it. Don't just wander up and ask: "So, what's your sign? Can I buy you a drink? Your breasts look massive tonight, can I help you hold them up?"
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
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09-28-2007 11:24
From: Derbor Torok /me pulls out his trusty old Nikon... and snaps proof of a perfect match. Take a picture using a mirror. Show matching and that you are a photographer. Make sure camera doesn't block anything.
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
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09-28-2007 11:26
From: Nika Talaj Well hey, anything that works is a pickup line, amiright?
So.... methinks thou dost protest too much!
*offers Lexxi ... er Lexii .. er ... a fresh mouse as she lies curled up around Trout's feet* /me purrs and plays with the mouse . . licks Trout . . squeezes eyes shut and purrs louder, one paw holding down the mouse.
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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09-28-2007 11:26
From: Nika Talaj Well hey, anything that works is a pickup line, amiright?
So.... methinks thou dost protest too much!
*offers Lexxi ... er Lexii .. er ... a fresh mouse as she lies curled up around Trout's feet* I thought there had to be an element of intent for it to be a pickup line. Otherwise, just showing up, even as ruth is apparently a pickup line. Heck, you could have one of those animations where you lie there dead, in a pool of your own blood and vomit, and that would be a pickup line in SL, because some idiot is likely to start humping your corpse. I don't count it as a pickup line unless you are using it specifically to try to pick someone up. Unless we're talking about pickups, then I have a line. Man oh man, do I ever love my Avalanche. Half Pickup/Half SUV. Leather seats, XM radio, plenty of horsepower to tow a trailer or get me lost in the mountains. I love that pickup more than I love most people, including some of my relatives.
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
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09-28-2007 11:27
From: Ann Launay I know SL has a reputation of being 'All About Teh SEX!!!!,' but I still don't understand why they seem to mostly whip out the ridiculous propositions in highly inappropriate places. I mean, in a social venue, that stuff is not unexpected (although we will still laugh at you), but, FFS, don't bother me while I'm shopping! Heh - the only lines that ever worked on me was when I was out shopping
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Lexxi Gynoid
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Join date: 6 Aug 2007
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09-28-2007 11:28
From: Trout Recreant Unless we're talking about pickups, then I have a line. Man oh man, do I ever love my Avalanche. Half Pickup/Half SUV. Leather seats, XM radio, plenty of horsepower to tow a trailer or get me lost in the mountains. I love that pickup more than I love most people, including some of my relatives. /me purrs
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addax Vodopan
Registered User
Join date: 16 Oct 2006
Posts: 58
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09-28-2007 11:34
wanna see my 17.5 baby ?? it's VAT free !
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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09-28-2007 11:40
From: Nika Talaj
*offers Lexxi ... er Lexii .. er ... a fresh mouse as she lies curled up around Trout's feet*
How many girls does he have down there? *peers at Trout's feet* Do Trout even HAVE feet? /me is so confused
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.
Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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09-28-2007 11:48
From: Derbor Torok /me pulls out his trusty old Nikon... and snaps proof of a perfect match. /me pouts. You're supposed to point the camera at the GIRL, Jack. But still, I'll give you points for trying...and for that f/1.2 lens, baby. /me takes your arm. Want to come over and help me with my guns?
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
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09-28-2007 12:02
From: Lindal Kidd /me pouts.
You're supposed to point the camera at the GIRL, Jack. But still, I'll give you points for trying...and for that f/1.2 lens, baby. /me grins... that lens might be a short focal lenght, but when used right the results can be breathtaking From: someone /me takes your arm.
Want to come over and help me with my guns? Do I get to photograph them? /me's heart skips a beat thinking of the possibilities... d. |
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
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09-28-2007 12:21
From: Derbor Torok /me grins... that lens might be a short focal lenght, but when used right the results can be breathtaking
Do I get to photograph them?
/me's heart skips a beat thinking of the possibilities...
d. /me suddenly remembers that "guns" does not always mean guns
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Lexxi Gynoid
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09-28-2007 12:21
From: Ann Launay How many girls does he have down there? *peers at Trout's feet*
Do Trout even HAVE feet?
/me is so confused See, he is very good at this picking up women thing
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Carli Dancer
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Join date: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 411
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I thought Off-Line IM's were supposed to be PG!!
09-28-2007 12:30
From: Trout Recreant Log in - I replied as soon as I looked at them. If you don't get the IM, let me know and I'll take another look at the pictues and re-evaluate. No charge, of course.
You want me to do what??!! *SLAP* So .. Um .. What times good for you? |
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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09-28-2007 13:12
From: Lexxi Gynoid /me suddenly remembers that "guns" does not always mean guns /me blushes. I actually DID mean "guns". Metal things that shoot bullets. Derbor was saying yesterday that he found women with firearms attractive, you see... Ah, the heck with it. I can't dig myself out of this one. Derbor, let me know if anything develops. ARGHH! I mean the PHOTOGRAPHS. /me goes to the kitchen for ice cream. Lots of ice cream. With hot fudge.
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
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09-28-2007 13:16
From: Lexxi Gynoid See, he is very good at this picking up women thing /me laughs wickedly as she watches Trout fight his way through the throng of women, toss his tackle into his beloved pickup, and head for the hills for the weekend!
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
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09-28-2007 13:18
From: Nika Talaj toss his tackle Sounds painful...
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.
Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
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09-28-2007 13:29
From: Ann Launay Sounds painful... Well, Trout Jr. is detachable.
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
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09-28-2007 13:32
lol oopsie FISHING tackle folks!
Just thot we're picking on poor Trout a bit much lol! I could see him wanting to run away!
*sympathetically hands Trout a dead waterbug*
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Oryx Tempel
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Join date: 8 Nov 2006
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09-28-2007 13:33
LOL! Awesome Nika! http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=98841(You have to scroll through the last caption.) |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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09-28-2007 13:47
Hey! Bombay TV is MY bit!! lol. Seriously, that was awesome. Damn Raymond, blocking me out.
ok - getting caught up here...
Lindal's guns: /me snickers.
Carli: hubba hubba /me points finger at Carli and waggles his eyebrows. I'll see YOU later.
Trouts got no feets, but trouthunters have one at the end of each leg, usually stuffed into their waders. Sometimes they are missing a few toes, though due to steelhead induced hypothermia. I still have all 10 of mine, for the record. Six on one foot, four on the other.
Lexxi: My paw is holding down a mouse, too! What a coincidence! hmmm. purring, rubbing up against leg...I just figured it out - you only want me for my fish, don't you?
Sigh. Sometimes I wish life was as easy as throwing a fishing rod and a couple peanut butter sandwiches in the truck and disappearing into the hills for a few days.
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A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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09-28-2007 13:52
Excellent. The Right and Righteous Swami Trout Rajneesh, esq. at your service. Ahh. Thanks for making me laugh on a boring Friday afternoon, everyone.
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From: Jerboa Haystack
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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09-28-2007 13:55
From: Lindal Kidd /me blushes.
I actually DID mean "guns". Metal things that shoot bullets. Derbor was saying yesterday that he found women with firearms attractive, you see...
Ah, the heck with it. I can't dig myself out of this one. Derbor, let me know if anything develops. ARGHH! I mean the PHOTOGRAPHS.
/me goes to the kitchen for ice cream. Lots of ice cream. With hot fudge. /me laughs softly... my camera is at your disposal any time Lindal, but you'll have to share that ice cream... .d |
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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09-28-2007 13:57
Omg, I'm a star! 
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.
Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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