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Mereille Despres
Registered User
Join date: 5 Sep 2007
Posts: 79
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09-27-2007 12:17
MSNBC has an article today on the 10 Worst Pickup Lines ever.
http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=8683&TrackingID=516311&BannerID=544657&menuid=6>1=10391 So what are the best/worst that you have heard or used in SL? The other night, I had a guy with bright blue hair come up to me and say something like: "Hi Red...I'm Blue...I know a couple of poseballs with our names on them." (Luckily he meant the Tango that we were standing next to.  ) |
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Michael Bigwig
~VRML Aficionado~
Join date: 5 Dec 2005
Posts: 2,181
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09-27-2007 12:22
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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09-27-2007 12:27
MSNBC has an article today on the 10 Worst Pickup Lines ever. http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=8683&TrackingID=516311&BannerID=544657&menuid=6>1=10391 So what are the best/worst that you have heard or used in SL? The other night, I had a guy with bright blue hair come up to me and say something like: "Hi Red...I'm Blue...I know a couple of poseballs with our names on them." (Luckily he meant the Tango that we were standing next to. )Oh my . . oops, I saw that and my first thought was . . "you were in a night-club in real life and someone mentioned poseballs?" Then I reread your message .So, was that a worst pickup line, though? "Wow, great legs. Hah hah, no I'm just kidding around. Wouldn't it be horrible if I had actually used that as a pick-up line?" - bloody fool. That "great legs" isn't good (wouldn't be in top 10 for good or bad), but it did make me try to figure out why he would say that. Oh, I'm wearing shorts, are my legs looking good at the moment? Wait, he was kidding? What a loser. _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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09-27-2007 12:28
Worst Line? "Hi, I'm Chris......."
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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09-27-2007 12:30
Summarized:
"You're beautiful." "Thanks." "Want to go somewhere we can be alone?" "I'm involved with someone." "You don't swing?"  _____________________
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
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09-27-2007 12:30
You English? I am Japanese, teach English plz
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
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09-27-2007 12:32
Worst Line? "Hi, I'm Chris......." Yes that would be bad for someone to claim to be me. As for introducing myself, no need, with my reputation everyone knows me. _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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09-27-2007 12:32
Worst Line? "Hi, I'm Chris......." I was afraid that if I had said, "Hi, I'm Trout, you would have laughed at me." I have no lines and if I did, I don't know if I would have the guts to try them. I just bumble through SL. I'll be watching this thread intently, though. The potential for hilarity is extreme. Maybe I can come up with some awful lines on my lunch break. _____________________
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Kevyn Hienke
Curmudgeon
Join date: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 238
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09-27-2007 12:38
"You want to have sex now?"
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
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09-27-2007 12:39
"You want to have sex now?" Or it's noob cousin "Wanna xxxx?". _____________________
I'm going to pick a fight
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
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09-27-2007 12:39
I was afraid that if I had said, "Hi, I'm Trout, you would have laughed at me." I have no lines and if I did, I don't know if I would have the guts to try them. I just bumble through SL. I'll be watching this thread intently, though. The potential for hilarity is extreme. Maybe I can come up with some awful lines on my lunch break. Wait . . . no lines? What about that biplane ride one? _____________________
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JessyAnne Theas
Cliqueless
Join date: 9 May 2007
Posts: 610
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09-27-2007 12:40
"Hop on"
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Brian Beltway
Registered User
Join date: 30 Jul 2006
Posts: 54
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09-27-2007 12:43
/me looks at "name" nods at pink poseball.
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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09-27-2007 12:49
A couple that worked on me:
"Are you lost?" "Are you waiting for someone?" What can I say.. I'm easy, not cheap, but easy... *grins* |
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Dagmar Heideman
Bokko Dancer
Join date: 2 Feb 2007
Posts: 989
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09-27-2007 12:52
"Nice t*ts"
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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09-27-2007 12:55
I got this one at Bits and Bobs looking at Poseballs: "I'm French. lesbian. Would you like me for Sex?"
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Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
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09-27-2007 12:59
I'm so sad (or ugly) I only ever heard two pickup lines, both from noobs. The first was "Your beautiful" [sic] and then nothing for five minutes. Just ogling. The second was, and I have to translate that from the German, "Hey bird, wanna f*ck?" to which my answer was (as we were on OI and those WERE total noobies) "Well, you DO know you look like a Ken doll in your boxers, right?"
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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09-27-2007 13:00
I'm so sad (or ugly) I only ever heard two pickup lines, both from noobs. The first was "Your beautiful" [sic] and then nothing for five minutes. Just ogling. The second was, and I have to translate that from the German, "Hey bird, wanna f*ck?" to which my answer was (as we were on OI and those WERE total noobies) "Well, you DO know you look like a Ken doll in your boxers, right?" Next time say "Sorry I only F**k Men" _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Kascha Matova
Bus Bench Supermodel
Join date: 30 Mar 2007
Posts: 342
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09-27-2007 13:01
Summarized: "You're beautiful." "Thanks." "Want to go somewhere we can be alone?" "I'm involved with someone." "You don't swing?" OMG! I heard that exact same one last week! LOL  _____________________
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JessyAnne Theas
Cliqueless
Join date: 9 May 2007
Posts: 610
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09-27-2007 13:03
OMG! I heard that exact same one last week! LOL Yeah, it's positively shocking to some when you say no. _____________________
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Elgyfu Wishbringer
The Pootler
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 659
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09-27-2007 13:23
I wonder how many of you will know immediately who this is from - as he says it to everyone - does it ever work??
'Hello, your boobs are looking really big tonight!' 0.0 |
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Travis Lambert
White dog, red collar
Join date: 3 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,819
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09-27-2007 13:54
Random Avatar: Hello
Travis Lambert: Hi, Random! Random Avatar: I think you're hot. Travis Lambert: But I'm a cartoon charachter  Random Avatar: I'm just so horny. Want to go somewhere? Travis Lambert: Travis Lambert: Travis Lambert: The scary thing is, this conversation *really* happened _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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09-27-2007 14:05
Wait . . . no lines? What about that biplane ride one? It never occurred to me that I could use that as a pickup line! How did it go? "Hop on the wing and hang on - if this works, one of us is likely to die." lol - I've had more fun flying people around on that stupid biplane. It hasn't once led to sex, but I've still had a total blast. I don't think it counts as a pickup tool/line. Even if it did, it wouldn't be the worst. I've never had anyone use a line on me that I've noticed, and I really don't think I've tried one. It's not my style - I couldn't pull it off without looking like a complete idiot. It's appalling some of the things guys approach women with in SL, though (in RL, too). I wonder about the future of the species sometimes. _____________________
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Kalderi Tomsen
Nomad Extraordinaire!
Join date: 10 May 2007
Posts: 888
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09-27-2007 14:14
"I'm thinking of buying this poseball - would you mind trying it out with me?"
--------------- I was standing with a (female) friend and a guy in noob skin with a wooden attachment came up to us and just asked us point-blank if one of us wanted to have sex with him. "We're lesbians," we lied. "Ok, but do you want to have sex with me?" Er..... |
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
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09-27-2007 14:16
I gave this one to a male escort pole-dancer friend of mine who wasn't getting any clients, and he says it actually worked the first two times he tried it!! You tell me, lame or not:
Him: *Hands you a towel* Her: wtf?? (or words to that effect) Him: Come up here and wipe me down, I've been sweating ever since you came in the room I guess anything will work in a club! |