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Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
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09-29-2007 12:13
Haha, what a great idea. Then login with a male alt and ask the guy: hey are you waiting here too?  I *could* then login with my male alt and try to chat up Mr Horny Noob....I bet if they are hitting on girls like that they're little homophobes, too....  _____________________
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Macha Morigi
Miss Aligned
Join date: 15 Sep 2007
Posts: 168
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09-29-2007 12:23
I have two landmarks to gay sex clubs to hand out to particularly persistent / irritating male noobs....usually with the words "I'm too busy to have sex with you right now, but if you go here you're GUARANTEED to get laid."
I have a little chuckle to myself as they disappear in a swirl of little TP sparkles, usually without even saying goodbye ... |
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Czari Zenovka
I've Had it With "PC"!
Join date: 3 May 2007
Posts: 3,688
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09-29-2007 14:33
Wow - I must not get out much... all I ever hear are regular hellos not followed by obvious sex invites. Not complaining mind you, just wondering where you guys are hanging. Phat's is notorious for pick-ups - that is the closest I've come to an obvious p/u line - just the standard, "Yo, babe..." Followed by, "You don't have to be so cold." when I didn't instantly fall at his feet in a swoon... But it is where I met my SL love, so can't complain  I've been wondering that too, Amaranthim. We must be leading sheltered lives.  Ok, adding my patented "Blind them with (Gorean) Science Tactical Defense." The following encounter never got to the sexual stage because I got the poor boy so confused: I was camping at one of the "gardening" spots. Noob walks up: Him: Hi Me: Greetings Him: Whar u from? Me: Gor Him: Whar? Me: (A bit louder) Gor! Him: What country? Me: Turia Him: Whar? Me: *sigh* Him: How old r u? Me: I took the stabilization serums so I am ageless. Him: Wut? Me: Stabilization serums. Don't tell me you haven't had yours? He left skid marks as he left. ~ ~ ~ Had just created an alt awhile back and was in The Free Dove. Noob IMs: Him: Nice AV Me: Thank you Him: How old r u? I'm 20 Me: I'm too old for you Him: How old? Me: Twice your age Him: I like experimented women. (I hope he meant "experienced" - shudders at being an experiment) Him: Ware u from? Me: US (I was in a good mood that day - nowadays my policy is mute/carry on) Him: I'm from Brasil - I need teach English...you teach. Me: You can learn English in classes in SL. Him: No, need private teach. I didn't respond for about 5 minutes and he continued on a litany of how I could be his "private teacher" as an "experimented woman." Finally finished shopping - muted him. |
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Perre Anatine
reflect..repent..reboot
Join date: 6 Jun 2007
Posts: 714
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09-30-2007 07:04
VAT inclusive..?
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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09-30-2007 08:20
VAT inclusive..? LOL Its occurs to me - one of the most classic pickup lines in Second Life ---- "Hey baby, how much?" ---------------------- And now its Euro friendly replacement "Hey Baby, how much?" (some ammount) "Does that include VAT?" |
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Govindira Galatea
Just ghosting...
Join date: 6 Mar 2004
Posts: 416
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Life in Muir as a sex goddess
09-30-2007 08:21
I was upstairs in our store, studying it for additional design work when I had the following interaction with a male avie whom I have rendered anonymous. There are several marvelous examples of bad pickup lines.
[15:57] OneDayOld Noob: come down baby [15:59] OneDayOld Noob: how do i get in? [15:59] You: the doors open, when you click on them [15:59] You: or up the back stairs [15:59] Trap Door: OneDayOld Noob is at the door. [16:01] OneDayOld Noob: What Cookin' Good Lookin'? [16:01] You: Terpsichore laughs!! [16:02] You: Flat fish. See the menu? [16:02] You: We try to get in a fresh catch every week [16:02] OneDayOld Noob: you got anything else [16:02] You: but this week, they've been held up due to the typhoon [16:02] OneDayOld Noob: i meen under that coat [16:02] You: we have Hats, tortured by the HaT MecHaNiC, and we have used clothing up here [16:03] You: Under the coat is Agent Galatea, in the service of Her Majesty, the Queen [16:03] OneDayOld Noob: reeeeeealy? [16:04] OneDayOld Noob: can i SEE? [16:04] You: Yes. We have been detailed by Q--that scratter!-- to keep an eye out for errant Russian agents. Hence my garb. We hold Komsomol meetings here [16:04] You: weekly. [16:05] OneDayOld Noob: after your "meetings"? [16:05] You: The works of Karl Marx and Vladimir Ilyich Lenin are freely distributed to those who wish to read and help speed [16:05] You: the arrival of the Worker's Paradise. [16:05] OneDayOld Noob: wanna screw? [16:06] OneDayOld Noob: as friends [16:06] OneDayOld Noob: of corse [16:06] You: Are you making a submarine proposal, as a naval engineer? Or talking about Archimedes invention? [16:06] OneDayOld Noob: SEX im talking about SEX! [16:07] OneDayOld Noob: can u look like her for me? **OneDayOld is standing by the "I dreamt I led the D3volution in my scratty undies" poster** [16:07] You: But this is all about speeding the arrival of the dissolution of the State and the substitution of the Socialist non-State [16:07] OneDayOld Noob: Take off yo shirt! [16:07] You: We work, not under the sign of the Hammer and Sickle, that old sign, but the new: the Roller and Tongs! [16:08] You: War is Peace! [16:08] You: Freedom is Slavery! [16:08] You: Information is Ignorance! [16:08] OneDayOld Noob: Bitch! **Mr. Noob walked out of the store, I following** [16:08] You: These are the shibboleths that we want to bring to the ground, and stamp on in proletarian might! [16:09] You shout: May I quote you? [16:10] Trap Door: Govindira Galatea is at the door. **I followed him out to the yard where is parked a rusting truck** [16:10] You: You only have to stop swallowing the line of the bourgeois capitalist system and read Marx [16:11] You: You will understand how you have been degraded **He flew off at this point, apparently immune to my blandishments** _____________________
"A person who talks fast often says things she hasn't thought of yet." "The Creator has a Master Plan: Peace and Happiness through all the Land." |
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Czari Zenovka
I've Had it With "PC"!
Join date: 3 May 2007
Posts: 3,688
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09-30-2007 08:43
/me stands up and applauds loudly
That was BRILLIANT, Govindira =D |
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
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09-30-2007 09:03
*Hands Govindira a dead flounder*
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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09-30-2007 09:14
Woot! That was awesome! Three cheers to dogma!
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Kiboe Munro
Registered User
Join date: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 338
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09-30-2007 09:37
I can't believe that even the most boneheaded of blingtards think these things would work...but I know they keep trying. Just wish I could remember some of the jewels my ex told me were tried on her. And I know you ladies have it bad, but us furries seem to have a reputation...at least that's what I was told by this character: Me: (Standing in front of a store looking inside, minding my own business) Him: Hi pretty doggy! Me: Uh, hello. Him: Can I pet you? Me: No. Him: Your tail so fluffy and pretty I want to touch you. Me: Are you nuts? You know I'm a guy right? Him: All furries like yiff. You suck me now? oh my god, the times i have had that happen what these people are is just losers desparate for pr0n |
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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09-30-2007 10:24
How about a classic pick up scene with a SL twist.
Guy walks up to a woman, naked except for a sheer wisp of silk, chained to a post, a forlorn look in her eye. And then the guy utters one of the following classic Gorean pickup lines. a) So babe, do you come here often? b) Hey baby, whats your Sign? c) So .. Gorgeous, where you been all my life? And the woman, not impressed and definitely not interested goes to give him the brush off, unfortunately a Slave's vocabulary is limited and so answers - a) yes Master b) yes Master c) yes Master |
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Bradley Bracken
Goodbye, Farewell, Amen
Join date: 2 Apr 2007
Posts: 3,856
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09-30-2007 11:27
Pure Genius, Govindira. Absolutely priceless!
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Ylikone Obscure
Amatuer Troll
Join date: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 335
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09-30-2007 13:55
"Is that a sculptie in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
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09-30-2007 14:04
"Is that a sculptie in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" Last night I did tell Oryx that I had a squirrel in my pocket. _____________________
I'm going to pick a fight
William Wallace, Braveheart “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” Douglas MacArthur FULL |
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Sensual Casanova
Spoiled Brat
Join date: 28 Feb 2004
Posts: 4,807
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09-30-2007 15:00
xxxx xxxxxxxx: i feel from your skill. theres nothing i could offer you as a girlfriend here..lol... ok i just put myself down didnt i.. lmfao
I didn't know if I should be flattered and take it as a compliment or wonder where this guy gets his pick up lines lol _____________________
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
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09-30-2007 17:10
I've been wondering that too, Amaranthim. We must be leading sheltered lives. Ok, adding my patented "Blind them with (Gorean) Science Tactical Defense." The following encounter never got to the sexual stage because I got the poor boy so confused: I was camping at one of the "gardening" spots. Noob walks up: Him: Hi Me: Greetings Him: Whar u from? Me: Gor Him: Whar? Me: (A bit louder) Gor! Him: What country? Me: Turia Him: Whar? Me: *sigh* Him: How old r u? Me: I took the stabilization serums so I am ageless. Him: Wut? Me: Stabilization serums. Don't tell me you haven't had yours? He left skid marks as he left. ....... Sounds like Sleen feed... _____________________
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
Robert A. Heinlein  http://talonfaire.blogspot.com/ Visit Talon Faire Main: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Misto%20Presto/216/21/155- Main Store XStreets: http://tinyurl.com/6r7ayn |
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
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09-30-2007 17:17
How about a classic pick up scene with a SL twist. Guy walks up to a woman, naked except for a sheer wisp of silk, chained to a post, a forlorn look in her eye. And then the guy utters one of the following classic Gorean pickup lines. a) So babe, do you come here often? b) Hey baby, whats your Sign? c) So .. Gorgeous, where you been all my life? And the woman, not impressed and definitely not interested goes to give him the brush off, unfortunately a Slave's vocabulary is limited and so answers - a) yes Master b) yes Master c) yes Master Well, she could have gone with "Buy me Master!" _____________________
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
Robert A. Heinlein http://talonfaire.blogspot.com/ Visit Talon Faire Main: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Misto%20Presto/216/21/155- Main Store XStreets: http://tinyurl.com/6r7ayn |
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
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09-30-2007 21:18
This happened tonight. I was in a sandbox rezzing some stuff. Obvious very newbie guy pops in, we were alone, I was standing still because I was busy:
Him: Do you have any female skins? (sidenote: I thought this was an odd question) Me: No. Him: I do. Me: I'm busy. Him: Could you try them on for me? Me: No, I'm busy. Him: But I want to see how they look. Me: Try them on yourself. Him: But they are female skins. I"m a man. Me: Again, I'm very busy. Him: Ok, sorry. At least he got the message and moved on. |
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SuezanneC Baskerville
Forums Rock!
Join date: 22 Dec 2003
Posts: 14,229
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09-30-2007 21:44
Male to female avatar: "Hey baby, let's have some hot fun now 'cuz as soon as they run the webcam gender check you're history."
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Void Singer
Int vSelf = Sing(void);
Join date: 24 Sep 2005
Posts: 6,973
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10-01-2007 00:18
ohhhhh. This has the potential to be solid gold. I declare this weekend to be make the noobs do something goofy for sex weekend! Dress sexy and go hang out somewhere that you know will get you propositioned by some moron. Then make him dance like a puppet. Send him off on a weird errand, make him wear a dress and stand on his head, do awful awful things to him and tell him you'll THINK about sex with him. After you're done, tell him you thought about it and decided you don't want to, then *poof*. Better yet, tell him to stay put and your sister will have sex with him. Then log on your alt and repeat the cycle. ::falls out of her seat laughing and crying:: apparently I'm too polite, and too friendly... in BDSM shop getting ideas for scripted features for other uses: "So little one, what kind of collar would you like?... You have to buy it though, to PROVE you want it" (response to hi) "I just bought this collar, would you like to try it on" (again) and the occasional "would you buy me a collar, I'll be yours forever"  and again)In one of the various *PG* "Romance" sims, dancing with my g/f: newb pops in to secluded area: u 2 r 2 sxyu, I f*k you both! (I just said "uh, hi"...honest!) or accidentally tp into a private couple Us: Oops, sry other girl: that's ok, wanna trade? Me stares blankly: trade? other girl, yeah, you look hot me: uhhhhhhh........ no........ ::tp's away:: in the WA... random newb IM: So, I hear there's lots of sex in here... wanna show me? (response to hi) random newb IM: voulez vous couchez avec moi (response to hi, points for spelling, deduction for stealing lyrics) random newb IM: (something I couldn't even guess the language of) me: sorry, I only know english, un peur français, y une poco español newb: f*k me? and the ever classic goth club line.... "nice shoes, wanna fuck" (I guess they didn't know it was only popular in a small area) |
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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10-01-2007 00:34
"nice shoes, wanna fuck" (I guess they didn't know it was only popular in a small area) This one probably gets used on Brenda a lot. Definitely a keeper. _____________________
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,468
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10-01-2007 01:27
Male to female avatar: "Hey baby, let's have some hot fun now 'cuz as soon as they run the webcam gender check you're history." Hang on Suezanne ....... <grabs cup of coffee .. takes mouthful> ... ok .. can you run that past me again? _____________________
Be polite .. that newbie could be your next ex-partner.
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,468
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10-01-2007 01:55
I wouldn't even think to approach someone who doesn't speak English. I can scratch out a little German and some Spanish, but after I count to ten, order a beer and ask where the train station and the bathroom is, I'm pretty much done with them. Heh - Eins, zwei, drei, Ich bin Trout. Dos Cervesas. Donde esta la Bana? Mak fuk? I just can't see that being very much fun. Hell, it worked for me! .. oh btw, you might be getting some strange IM's old buddie .. ignore 'em! _____________________
Be polite .. that newbie could be your next ex-partner.
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Gummi Richthofen
Fetish's Frasier Crane!
Join date: 3 Oct 2006
Posts: 605
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10-01-2007 02:09
All time favourite SL line (which might have been a pick-up, only I couldn't see any banjos nearby)
"yew look like a fagit" |
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Sy Beck
Owner of Group ???
Join date: 9 Feb 2007
Posts: 202
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10-01-2007 04:51
Overheard converstaion;
After some small talk to an attractive female AV Newb: So you like anal sex? Fem AV: Yes actually I do....... Newb: Yeah? Fem AV: ......bend over! Newb: No! I meant the other way! Fem AV: Oh I'm sorry, you should have made yourself more clearer Newb walks away with a definite metaphorical tail between his legs. |
