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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
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10-01-2007 13:00
Bell, what IS it about you that makes men walk up and throw money at your feet? G'dammit, I couldn't even get a guy to ask me for a DANCE last night. I am in awe and envy.   Lindal, I will dance with you the next time we are at the hangout at the same time. _____________________
I'm going to pick a fight
William Wallace, Braveheart “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” Douglas MacArthur FULL |
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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10-01-2007 13:02
Lol! Start a "Dress Up Trout" thread and let this one get back to pickup lines, that was fun! *laughs at trout starting a new career as a ken doll* Just seeing Trout is the Worst Pickup Line. No need to proceed further.  _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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10-01-2007 13:03
Just seeing Trout is the Worst Pickup Line. No need to proceed further. Long as it isnt a dress up Trout Jr thread. That gives a whole new definition to "Pick up" |
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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10-01-2007 13:03
Bell, what IS it about you that makes men walk up and throw money at your feet? G'dammit, I couldn't even get a guy to ask me for a DANCE last night. I am in awe and envy. It takes a very confident man to ask for a dance from a woman with guns on her hips... /me smiles |
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
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10-01-2007 13:06
Just seeing Trout is the Worst Pickup Line. I doubt it, Brenda! I seriously doubt it! _____________________
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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10-01-2007 13:07
Long as it isnt a dress up Trout Jr thread. LOL! The question is, is Trout Jr a redneck too? We could give him a little bandana printed with the Dixie flag. _____________________
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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10-01-2007 13:09
Just seeing Trout is the Worst Pickup Line. No need to proceed further. but but . . . his "I'm a flying Dutch cowboy vampire zombie who kidnaps people and ties them to the wings of his biplane while he strafes Gor dressed in an ape suit and singing opera, so have fun strapped to my wing" is gold _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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10-01-2007 13:11
/me glances at the crowd of women holding up fabric samples against Trout's chest and laughs. I doubt it, Brenda! I seriously doubt it! fabric samples? I've sent him nude pictures of myself _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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10-01-2007 13:20
Lindal, I will dance with you the next time we are at the hangout at the same time. Now THAT was a good pickup line. _____________________
It's still My World and My Imagination! So there.
Lindal Kidd |
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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10-01-2007 13:23
It takes a very confident man to ask for a dance from a woman with guns on her hips... /me smiles /me does a fast draw, twirls the pistol forward and back, pops the magazine and extracts a small object, which she proffers to you. Breath mint? _____________________
It's still My World and My Imagination! So there.
Lindal Kidd |
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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10-01-2007 13:38
/me does a fast draw, twirls the pistol forward and back, pops the magazine and extracts a small object, which she proffers to you. Breath mint? /me smiles softly, takes the breath mint and puts it between his lips.. thank you. Now about that dance... |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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10-01-2007 13:41
Geeez. A guy goes down to the Subway for a turkey sandwich and he comes back to this!?
Love - I swear I didn't try to derail this thread. I've tried a few times in the past in other threads, but all I did was breathe on this one and it just tipped over. Lexxi - No you didn't, did you!? I didn't get them. I got the ones where we verified that you weren't a slut, but those were not nude - very pretty, but clothed. No fair messing with me like that. Also, I don't think I own any plaid, so the world is safe for now. At any rate, if I looked ok when you saw me it was pure luck. Hmmm...anyone remember Granimals? I need SLanimals. Hah! Wait. That's a great idea! Brenda - Words hurt; words hurt. Lindal - I refuse to believe nobody wanted to dance with you. I would, but you missed my dancing at the hangout the other night. Everyone had thes cool dances, where they looked like they knew what they were doing, and I looked like someone was trying to set Trout Jr. on fire. Oryx - no bandana please. It might make him look smaller than he actually is, and that would be bad for my already wounded ego. I do however, own a handful of your outfits like people here have mentioned, and I love them. That's the only good fashion decision I have made in...maybe ever. As far as shopping goes, heck, I'll give it a try, but if any of you women ask me to hold your purse while you try crap on, I have to warn you, I intend to empty it on the nearest bench, pocket anything of value, eat your snacks and mints and chew every piece of gum in there. _____________________
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain! |
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Bradley Bracken
Goodbye, Farewell, Amen
Join date: 2 Apr 2007
Posts: 3,856
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10-01-2007 13:51
As far as shopping goes, heck, I'll give it a try, but if any of you women ask me to hold your purse while you try crap on, I have to warn you, I intend to empty it on the nearest bench, pocket anything of value, eat your snacks and mints and chew every piece of gum in there. Trout, I'd be happy to take you shopping too. No offense to the ladies, but...you know. It could be our own SL version of Queer Eye. |
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
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10-01-2007 13:54
/me points and laughs at Trout holding a purse.
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I'm going to pick a fight
William Wallace, Braveheart “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” Douglas MacArthur FULL |
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
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10-01-2007 13:56
As far as shopping goes, heck, I'll give it a try, but if any of you women ask me to hold your purse while you try crap on, I have to warn you, I intend to empty it on the nearest bench, pocket anything of value, eat your snacks and mints and chew every piece of gum in there. Well, then you won't want me shopping with you. All I have in my bag are bare essentials; wallet, PDA, dental floss, keys, cell phone, some pills. No food to be found unless organic vanilla lip balm is included in that category. Let alone gum. Me shudders in horror. I am so not typical (but that purse which holds next to nothing WILL be designer lol). |
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
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10-01-2007 13:58
Trout, I'd be happy to take you shopping too. No offense to the ladies, but...you know. It could be our own SL version of Queer Eye. That would be so much fun to watch! Could us ladies tag along just for fun anyway? |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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10-01-2007 14:02
/me points and laughs at Trout holding a purse. I'm telling you Chris - they keep all sorts of weird stuff in there. If you do what I said up above, they never ask you to hold the purse again, but you have to be willing to really go for it. When they walk out of the dressing room, have every penny that was in the purse in your pocket - just steal it from them, and don't give it back, either - that's the Purse Holding Tax. Have two whole packs of gum and a box of tictacs in your mouth - mmmmm...crunchy AND chewy. Any snacks that were in there need to be gone, and spread the wrappers on the floor. If you have time, draw smiley faces on their tampons with their lipstick. Take their cuticle trimmers and cut little snowflakes out of any scraps of paper or receipts in there. Write fake checks for 1 million dollars to I.P. Freely and Marbleballs Mcfartnickel. I promise, they will NEVER, EVER make you hold their purse again....EVER. Well, then you won't want me shopping with you. All I have in my bag are bare essentials; wallet, PDA, dental floss, keys, cell phone, some pills. No food to be found unless organic vanilla lip balm is included in that category. Let alone gum. Me shudders in horror. Long distance crank phone calls, loudly offer to sell the pills to passerbys, Make fake entries in your PDA, eat the lip balm, tie 20 feet of dental floss to your keys and go "trolling for car thieves" _____________________
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
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10-01-2007 14:05
I'm telling you Chris - they keep all sorts of weird stuff in there. If you do what I said up above, they never ask you to hold the purse again, but you have to be willing to really go for it. When they walk out of the dressing room, have every penny that was in the purse in your pocket - just steal it from them, and don't give it back, either - that's the Purse Holding Tax. Have two whole packs of gum and a box of tictacs in your mouth - mmmmm...crunchy AND chewy. Any snacks that were in there need to be gone, and spread the wrappers on the floor. If you have time, draw smiley faces on their tampons with their lipstick. Take their cuticle trimmers and cut little snowflakes out of any scraps of paper or receipts in there. Write fake checks for 1 million dollars to I.P. Freely and Marbleballs Mcfartnickel. I promise, they will NEVER, EVER make you hold their purse again....EVER. Doesn't work if you are married to them. Well unless you want to write checks to Duey, Cheatem and Howe. _____________________
I'm going to pick a fight
William Wallace, Braveheart “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” Douglas MacArthur FULL |
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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10-01-2007 14:08
Love - I swear I didn't try to derail this thread. I've tried a few times in the past in other threads, but all I did was breathe on this one and it just tipped over. Maybe Lindal should have offered YOU the breath mint?  My purse is blameless. Unless you want to chew on a couple of lipsticks, you'll have to go hungry. _____________________
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
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10-01-2007 14:09
Doesn't work if you are married to them. Well unless you want to write checks to Duey, Cheatem and Howe. NPR? You have to give back your redneck card, my friend. *Hands him a yuppie scum card* sigh. welcome aboard! _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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10-01-2007 14:10
Chris - you have to get to them early, while they still think they love you and have no access to your stuff if they dump you.
Oryx - you have no idea the harm I can do with lipstick. Let's start with an impromptu face painting booth for the kids in the mall and go from there. _____________________
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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10-01-2007 14:12
Oryx - you have no idea the harm I can do with lipstick. Let's start with an impromptu face painting booth for the kids in the mall and go from there. No problem. It is good to see what my make-up looks like on others, and to really be sure it will not cause my skin to fall off. _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
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10-01-2007 14:12
Long distance crank phone calls, loudly offer to sell the pills to passerbys, Make fake entries in your PDA, eat the lip balm, tie 20 feet of dental floss to your keys and go "trolling for car thieves" You're fun Trout. Can we have sex now? |
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Jezabell Barbosa
Muah™
Join date: 11 Mar 2007
Posts: 896
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10-01-2007 14:12
/me points and laughs at Trout holding a purse. My purse is typical of any woman's I guess Lipgloss cherry flavored lolipops porn _____________________
”Persons who find themselves disenchanted with the whole system of situational obligations in society may seek out those places where reverie is likely to be tolerated.” - Erving Goffman
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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10-01-2007 14:14
My purse is typical of any woman I guess Lipgloss cherry flavored lolipops porn Lipgloss - check cherry flavored lolipops - check porn - check yes, typical _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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