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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
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10-02-2007 09:23
I certainly will - _____________________
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
Robert A. Heinlein  http://talonfaire.blogspot.com/ Visit Talon Faire Main: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Misto%20Presto/216/21/155- Main Store XStreets: http://tinyurl.com/6r7ayn |
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danica Cullen
Registered User
Join date: 12 Jul 2006
Posts: 64
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10-02-2007 09:29
My nomination:
Oh hai! I can has sex wid u now? Whoops! That was for LOLSL. |
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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10-02-2007 09:34
One of the beauties of SL is that you can get yourself out of any strange situation by not going there. If the companions in that situation keep telling you to come back, just mute them, or delete them from your friends list. No one in SL is making anyone do anything. I'm not one to be hesitate with that tactic . . but I rather like everyone involved. And their only connection to each other is me. Now that I think about it, I'm not being fair to myself or to them. It is more that I'm getting burned out getting about 2 hours a sleep a night, if that (no, not really . . . I tend to get at least five hours of sleep a night, but then I get to work late). _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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10-02-2007 09:41
/me waiting to see if the strange situation is in RL... Love. It is a combination of the two. The individual who disappeared for a month and has now returned (yay), the new situation that had just started (also yay), plus the limited hours in a real life day (boo). _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
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10-02-2007 09:52
Awww Lexxi. My day isn't complete if I don't see you crawling around the floor of the clubhouse, your tail swishing in the air. Scratching behind your ears and hearing your purr........
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I'm going to pick a fight
William Wallace, Braveheart “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” Douglas MacArthur FULL |
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Love Hastings
#66666
Join date: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,094
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10-02-2007 09:55
It is a combination of the two. The individual who disappeared for a month and has now returned (yay), the new situation that had just started (also yay), plus the limited hours in a real life day (boo). I hear that about the hours in a day. The returned individual and the new situation aren't compatible, I would suspect. How can they be? Unless there's more going on than you've previously mentioned. Plus it'll burn you out. Or already is doing so. SL is supposed to be fun, so be strong, be firm, and get your sleep back! Good luck. Love. |
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Love Hastings
#66666
Join date: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,094
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10-02-2007 09:57
I would add, if you want an objective ear... I'm all yours.
Love. |
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Alt Aabye
Confused as always
Join date: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 253
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10-02-2007 10:01
Some guys can fall in the manure and come out smelling of roses ... some can fall into a barrel of t*ts and come out sucking their thumb. Trout .. I hate you.  Ditto _____________________
" If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you even tried "
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Murasaki Suisei
Registered User
Join date: 23 Dec 2006
Posts: 19
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Worst And Best
10-02-2007 10:48
Worst Line...
___ ___ "Did you make this couch?" Me: "Yes, I made all the furniture in the store." __ ___ "Good. I can **** you on the couch then. Get undressed." Eject Ban! Best Line... A good looking dragon said this line....I think it's Shakespeare "My Darling Murasaki...no leave take I. I shall remain by thy side as long as land permits." Then the sim started crashing and he fell off the sim edge. MS |
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
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10-02-2007 10:49
damn... showed promise...
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"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
Robert A. Heinlein http://talonfaire.blogspot.com/ Visit Talon Faire Main: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Misto%20Presto/216/21/155- Main Store XStreets: http://tinyurl.com/6r7ayn |
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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10-02-2007 10:53
Awww Lexxi. My day isn't complete if I don't see you crawling around the floor of the clubhouse, your tail swishing in the air. Scratching behind your ears and hearing your purr........ Thank-you _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Henrietta Guyot
Registered User
Join date: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 4
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My First SL (and I think last) Date in SL
10-02-2007 11:04
I think this counts:
At a couples party on a first date we played couple trivia. I thought this would be a safe place for a first date. Question: What continent is Spain located in? Me: Europe Before anyone can type I'm correct he types: Him: No Henri, it's in South America BIG TURN-OFF! Forever with this man I'll be virtually washing my hair or at work as a model in Black Moon Designs. Henri |
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Varina Demar
Registered User
Join date: 6 Mar 2006
Posts: 4
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Tall Blonde and Vacant
10-02-2007 11:11
Poor Henri! Nothing worse than a good looking stupid person. I was at that party. He was a cutie but a tad dense. Kept putting his foot in his mouth. The effect with lag was priceless...the wonky leg up the side of his head. It seemed to happen every time he made an error.
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Alt Aabye
Confused as always
Join date: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 253
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10-02-2007 11:12
I think this counts: At a couples party on a first date we played couple trivia. I thought this would be a safe place for a first date. Question: What continent is Spain located in? Me: Europe Before anyone can type I'm correct he types: Him: No Henri, it's in South America BIG TURN-OFF! Forever with this man I'll be virtually washing my hair or at work as a model in Black Moon Designs. Henri Ahh, poor bloke and just because he was rubbish at geography _____________________
" If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you even tried "
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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10-02-2007 11:16
How about this one:
"Anyone wanna escort a girl to an SL wedding? It's on saturday Oct 6 at 7 pm." PM me. _____________________
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Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
Join date: 7 May 2007
Posts: 2,114
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10-03-2007 10:38
MSNBC has an article today on the 10 Worst Pickup Lines ever. http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=8683&TrackingID=516311&BannerID=544657&menuid=6>1=10391 So what are the best/worst that you have heard or used in SL? The other night, I had a guy with bright blue hair come up to me and say something like: "Hi Red...I'm Blue...I know a couple of poseballs with our names on them." (Luckily he meant the Tango that we were standing next to.  )_____________________
Ya girlfriend says she loves meh! But it's just the jewlreh! Multicolored carots got ya girlfriend kinda curious!
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Joss Noel
is clueless!
Join date: 25 Mar 2007
Posts: 201
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10-03-2007 10:48
Someone ate the penguin!!!
Trout - do I qualify for an automatic slut rating on the basis my skin came with a pair of irremovable purple crotchless panties, with a little diamonte heart on the front and the word "skin" on the backside??? Hey, maybe I could get that changed to "slut" - surely that would count?? I await my rating with breathless anticipation. |
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Mereille Despres
Registered User
Join date: 5 Sep 2007
Posts: 79
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10-03-2007 11:00
Ahh, poor bloke and just because he was rubbish at geography Now honestly...would you trust a man that can't even locate Spain to find the much tinier important bits later that evening? |
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Mereille Despres
Registered User
Join date: 5 Sep 2007
Posts: 79
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10-03-2007 11:25
who uses em? What? poseballs or pickup lines? Last night I was shopping at Dark Desires, looking at the skins/avs getting Halloween ideas. Guy with 'attachment' displayed for all Him: Hi. There's good furniture downstairs. Want to try it out with me? Me: Uh...no...besides you couldn't afford me Him: You're an escort? Me: No. But for you I'd have to get paid. Now put that away before you hurt someone. Him...(slinks away) |
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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10-03-2007 11:51
Me: Uh...no...besides you couldn't afford me Him: You're an escort? Me: No. But for you I'd have to get paid. Now put that away before you hurt someone. Him...(slinks away) ROFL |
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New Wind
Registered User
Join date: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 100
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10-03-2007 11:55
Guy with hanging penis IM : Hey you looking for something :/
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Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
Join date: 7 May 2007
Posts: 2,114
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10-03-2007 12:12
What? poseballs or pickup lines? comedy lol i love it! _____________________
Ya girlfriend says she loves meh! But it's just the jewlreh! Multicolored carots got ya girlfriend kinda curious!
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
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10-03-2007 13:37
What? poseballs or pickup lines? Last night I was shopping at Dark Desires, looking at the skins/avs getting Halloween ideas. Guy with 'attachment' displayed for all Him: Hi. There's good furniture downstairs. Want to try it out with me? Me: Uh...no...besides you couldn't afford me Him: You're an escort? Me: No. But for you I'd have to get paid. Now put that away before you hurt someone. Him...(slinks away) Classic! You should get a prize for that one, very quick thinking |
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
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10-03-2007 13:39
Someone ate the penguin!!! Trout - do I qualify for an automatic slut rating on the basis my skin came with a pair of irremovable purple crotchless panties, with a little diamonte heart on the front and the word "skin" on the backside??? Hey, maybe I could get that changed to "slut" - surely that would count?? I await my rating with breathless anticipation. Umm, me thinks I should have kept my original free skin with the "Spank me" on the tush now. Surely that would have bought me some slut points for that alone? |
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Showdog Tiger
Registered User
Join date: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 404
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SL helps RL situation
10-03-2007 14:56
Dearly Darlings,
A while back at RL Home Depot some fellow exposed himself to me in the wall paper section. I was with another woman who was just beyond shocked. I looked at him calmly and said: "It looks like a man's *****, only smaller." and went back to my wall paper book. When he left the area we reported him to the manager. He was arrested in the parking lot. Some nice person here suggested I read a book by Spider Robinson called the Callahan Cross-Time Saloon Stories. That was the handiest line ever! As for pick up lines here...not may people are interested in picking up a 66 year old purple haired lady unless they need help with their college English papers...Never had that problem here. You all have a lovely afternoon! Ever Yours, Mrs. Showdog Tiger _____________________
Dogdom Doge
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