Worst/Best Second Life Pickup lines

If 8 isnt the top score, I want another interview. And Ill warn him, he better eat his wheaties.

I mean the line Lindal had in her post - Hey baby, I see you're Trout-Certified and I match, etc... If anyone actually used that line, I would fall out of my chair. Are you kidding!? Someone used one of my goofs to try to get a little lovin'! Wheeeee!!!

Brenda - have no fear. I have only given out one rating of certified slut so far, but the overall response hasn't been as great as I expected, so I haven't had too many people send pics. I expect to give more out.

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Scale is 1 to 10. If it's any consolation, an 8 is the highest score I've given out so far.

I'm not sure whether to be excited or a little afraid. /me gets out the Wheaties and decides on the extra-large cereal bowl.

Nika: That's just lazy. The funny thing is that on the bathtub one, it initially popped up a picture of me.

As I have found you to be a man of character, if somewhat dubious, I shall take your pledge to heart.

Grrr I knew I should have included the werewolf yiffing and bazoka sex guy on my application.

Honestly, I'm dying to hear the story of the bazooka guy. Shooting someone with a bazooka while you're having sex with them seems to put you well inside the minimum range for a bazooka.

Listen - No calls are final. I'll happily re-evaluate. IM me in world and let me know where you think I missed. additional evidence may be presented. You do not need to file a formal petition or anything. There is no fee for this service.

Your very presence, complete with your "I've got no game, honest!" tactic, gets half the girls here swooning. With great power comes great responsibility!



Love.

/me shakes fist . . . in random directions . . "why oh why must I be a cute neko?"

I think that's a great line. I'll never hear it though "Hey, baby...I see you're Trout-certified. And I Match. Do you want sex now?"

"I can always conduct an interview"
/me meows in a laughing manner "You appear to run screaming when I am on, and/or are on for five minutes when I am on. I'm sure you are on for many many hours when I am not, but . . . "

Well, as far as I can tell, only one has been certified as a full slut. I think I was "close, but you forgot the cigar."

Yes, mine must have been so low he was embarrassed to tell me. At least he never did give me a number rating.

That's an easy one, Trout. Look at each picture for sixty seconds. Measure the quantity of drool on your chin at the end ot this time.

I'm laughing my head off at this thread...here's a guy with a goofy red biplane and (he claims) no pickup skills...and he's got half the women in the forum (including me, when I get a minute to take some) sending him their raciest pictures.

A lot of guys who've been paying for it want to know your Secret To Success, I feel sure.

Some guys can fall in the manure and come out smelling of roses ... some can fall into a barrel of t*ts and come out sucking their thumb.

Trout .. I hate you.

Wow Nika - awesome outfits! Love the red - I think I may have to go shopping...

I am so with you on this! It's hilarious, and if Trout really is the regular kinda guy just having fun that he says he is, I bet he's terrified right about now ...

*watches Lexxi transform herself into a vengeful mountan lion*

oh yeah, terrified.

LOL, even if Trout is a "playa" after all, I almost pity him... the first time Lexxi corners him somewhere... LOL, he's in for it.

Love.

Were you at the hangout when I transformed into a lion and chased the puma around? And ate the penguin?

I've cornered him twice. Once he gave me a ride on his biplane and I gave him a ride in my car. The other time I tried to sit on him and he fled . . . muttering something about "real life."

Why do I keep getting the image in my head of a cat toying with a mouse? He he.

Love.

worse line I heard was this weekend:

Hey babe...did you slide those yourself?

ok. First of all. I have no idea what the heck any of you are talking about, and yes, I am getting a little nervous.

Lexxi - I've tried to look you up several times and we've traded messages, but I'm usually on in the evenings and with you on the East Coast and me on the West, it's after midnight for you. I had a great time the one time we did get together - seriously, you falling off the cliff strapped to a wheelchair after we crashed the plane has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen in SL. I was in stitches. That and the car ride. As for the other day, there I was, scratching your ears, and RL reared it's ugly head, which isn't uncommon for a Saturday morning. On Sunday mornings, RL rears a much more beautiful head in the form of the NFL. I definitely would have stuck around otherwise.

I am certain I gave you a numerical rating, but if I didn't, it was a 6.2. I'm re-evaluating and raising it to a 7.5. You get extra credit for the sexy secretary outfit - a personal fave of mine.

As for the rest of you turkeys, you're reading too much into this. Stuff pops into my head and I say it. The filter between my brain and my fingers is pretty good at picking out the truly foul stuff and the cursewords, but other than that, it's a seive - everything gets through. I'm not kidding. In the words of the immortal Popeye, "I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam" (or was that Josef Stalin? I get those two mixed up). I'm ok with not being a ladies man or a player or whatever - I having too much fun just being a goof.

No, I understood. Heck, I wasn't on Sunday for the most part (was I on at all? I think I was for a little bit . . was I?). Catching up with the shows I had recorded. Still haven't caught up and another week has started

And yes, no number before. Thank-you for the number now. Oh, and I know that is a personal favorite of yours. I saw you mention that in a thread and I spent four hours looking for that type of outfit.

Oh, and there were several occasions I stayed up tell 1 (or 3) seeing if you might be on. I've stopped doing that now. I'm finding that I'm now spending less and less time in SL. More because I've put myself in a strange situation in than anything else.

edit: as many times as I reread that last sentence I can't shake the feeling I'm giving the very wrong impression. The strange situation involves someone that disappeared for a month returning, and the impact of this and the confusion created in SL.

Lol my shameless viral marketing exposed. Do drop by her shop, she's European and getting hit by vat. The clothes are amazing.

One of the beauties of SL is that you can get yourself out of any strange situation by not going there. If the companions in that situation keep telling you to come back, just mute them, or delete them from your friends list. No one in SL is making anyone do anything.

/me waiting to see if the strange situation is in RL...

Love.