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Oryx Tempel
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10-22-2007 16:32
From: Nika Talaj
See, Trout, it's a great idea but the whole SLaid thing that happens AFTER the successful pickup is a deterrent for many of the women here. Great tho it would be to finally prove, once and for all, that women know how to pick up women better than guys do ;)

Now, maybe we could work this with a new alt account whose login we all know ... named, of course, Cyrano something ... where one of we women does the pickup, and then one of you guys takes over from there. :D

hmmm??? *looks at Trout speculatively and riffles her wad of cash*

p.s. /me throws a chocolate-covered copy of the TOS into a corner to distract Strife from this highly illegal idea

Ok, now see, THAT I would do. I don't want to do pixel sex as a man. First of all, I don't have the cyber skills to pull it off, and second of all, I'd probably fall off my chair laughing the first time I saw my guy's primnis poking its little head into the screen. I could probably get another woman to first base, but then a guy would have to take over.
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Incanus Merlin
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10-22-2007 16:37
From: Oryx Tempel
Ok, now see, THAT I would do. I don't want to do pixel sex as a man. First of all, I don't have the cyber skills to pull it off, and second of all, I'd probably fall off my chair laughing the first time I saw my guy's primnis poking its little head into the screen. I could probably get another woman to first base, but then a guy would have to take over.


it's when it starts coming out the back of her head/small of her back I suddenly start to lose interest.... the first time was "WTF!!" .. followed by an age of editing the poseballs.... rather kills the mood.........

lol

Inc
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Trout Recreant
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10-22-2007 16:46
See - you women think life is soooooo easy on us guys. Y'all talk a big game, but there's no follow through. OK, I see how it is.

Tag team SL sex. Truly, truly degenerate.

OK - so Hate is in, right? New plan. We turn Hate loose in a singles bar and set the over/under on how long it takes for her to close the deal.

Rules: She can't hire an escort. The timer starts when we say go and ends...when? hmmm. How to put this delicately? We'll figure it out. She can't reveal that she is a RL woman and she must remain in male form the entire time. Choice of skin, prim parts, clothing, hair, etc. is hers. Choice of women is hers, but it may not be someone she knows in advance - no set-ups here. We get to see chat logs. Whomever is present may not interfere. She must use poseballs to complete the act. Xcite scripted language is permissible, but is poor form and will receive low marks from the Romanian judge.

I'm thinking half an hour for the over/under, but I'm not booking action until we hear from her and I reserve the right to change that number before beginning.

This could very easily be the first ten awarded on the Trout Certification Scale.

Edit - I was worried about the legality of this, but it occurred to me that there is no random number generated or luck of the draw, so it's entirely legal. Morally bankrupt, ethically abominable, absolutely degenerate, but legal.
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Nika Talaj
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10-22-2007 16:51
From: Trout Recreant
Tag team SL sex. Truly, truly degenerate.
Yup! I think i should get a 10 just for the complete sluttiness of that idea! :D

erm, ok, YOU would actually be the slut there ... really, makes it an even better idea!
Trout Recreant
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10-22-2007 16:55
From: Nika Talaj
Yup! I think i should get a 10 just for the complete sluttiness of that idea! :D

erm, ok, YOU would actually be the slut there ... really, makes it an even better idea!


I haven't seen pictures yet, but the fact that I'm doing your dirty work doesn't help you in the least. It might increase my personal slut rating on the new male certification scale - I'm calling it the Bradley Ranking System and it is closed for business while it's in it's beta stages, so please (PLEASE) no pictures, guys - but it hurts yours substantially.

Where's Hate when we need her? This could be awesome.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

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Nika Talaj
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10-22-2007 17:02
From: Trout Recreant
I haven't seen pictures yet, but the fact that I'm doing your dirty work doesn't help you in the least.
Oh, that's cold!!!

Tho if I actually wanted to be a slut perhaps I would have sent you pictures! As it is, I aspire only to smartass. Ok, occasionally I aspire to cuteass. That's just about as far as I go.

In the forums, at least ;)
Solanghe Sarlo
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10-22-2007 17:14
From: Trout Recreant
That's the spirit!! Boys night out! Too bad we can't gamble...or maybe we can.

OK - (OMG, this is gonna be great!). We go to a pick up spot. Bar, dance club, something. Everyone throws some money into the pot. First one to get SLaid wins. Seriously. Watching you women in male avatars try to pick up women would absolutely make my life complete. You have to post the IM's into a group IM so we can see how you do. We'll get you all the necessary gear to close the deal - up to you to make it match if you care. Then we expect to hear the details.

OMG - this idea is right up there. Derbor, Chris, Ray, Mal, all other legit males on the boards. Tell me this isn't going to be comedy GOLD.

EDIT - it can't be a sex club - you're going to have to put out at least a little effort.



spicy chicken wings - yum! Add some pale ale to that and I am there. Only as Solanghe. If I show you my male Alt, then I'll have to kill ya.
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Hate Hastings
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10-22-2007 17:19
Trout, how about you give me access to your account for a night, and I'll make sure you get AR'd for unbelievable amounts of degeneracy and inappropriate behaviour? I'll turn on the chat logs and post transcripts here for everyone to enjoy while you're serving your ban. :)
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You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout
Trout Recreant
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10-22-2007 17:20
From: Nika Talaj
Oh, that's cold!!!

Tho if I actually wanted to be a slut perhaps I would have sent you pictures! As it is, I aspire only to smartass. Ok, occasionally I aspire to cuteass. That's just about as far as I go.

In the forums, at least ;)


Tease. Want to come along for the show?

Solanghe - guys only. Errr....girls dressed as guys and guys only. Get a male shape and skin for Solanghe or bust out your alt. If the women on here can go shopping with guys in drag, then you all can man up (heh - I made a pun) and go raise hell with us guys.

Yes on the Pale Ale, though. I'm an IPA man, myself, but a good Pale Ale will work just fine.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

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Trout Recreant
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10-22-2007 17:23
From: Hate Hastings
Trout, how about you give me access to your account for a night, and I'll make sure you get AR'd for unbelievable amounts of degeneracy and inappropriate behaviour? I'll turn on the chat logs and post transcripts here for everyone to enjoy while you're serving your ban. :)


My idea was WAY funnier and much less likely to result in me getting banned. How about I give you the keys to CTA Mumfuzz. I'm sure the folks in the Forum Cartel wouldn't mind if you partied it up on their dime. He's got around 2500L and I think Chris sent him a freebie penis and told him to avoid the clap. Other than that, he's Grade A Man-Ruth. Still wearing jeans, sandals and his original t-shirt.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Hate Hastings
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10-22-2007 17:28
LOL, give me a ruth character to work with? Want to make it any harder? Maybe a rule that I have to keep the prim out at all times? :)

Meh. 2500 can buy quite a few lap dances. I'm in. :)
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You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout
Nika Talaj
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10-22-2007 18:11
From: Trout Recreant
Tease. Want to come along for the show?
mos' def!
Shep Planer
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10-22-2007 18:50
From: Coyote Momiji
I've found that there're usually two types in SecondLife - the people who view it as a game, and the people who view it as another form of communication method.

The people who view it as a game are the ones who are more likely to damage someone emotionally, and the ones who view it as a communication method are the ones who are likely to get damaged.

Not everyone views it as a game; not everyone will treat you like an NPC.


Whether or not they view it as a game doesnt matter, its still a game. If someones perception of reality is so distorted that theyre allowing themselves to be emotionally damaged by what happens in a computer game then they need to see a psychotherapist.
I mean if you cant even cope with an animated bunch of pixels not being nice how the hell are you gonna survive real life?
Ann Launay
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10-22-2007 19:18
From: Shep Planer

I mean if you cant even cope with an animated bunch of pixels not being nice how the hell are you gonna survive real life?


You make it sound like people are getting cranky at something like WoW NPCs...not the case, since actual humans are controlling all those pixels in SL.
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I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Coyote Momiji
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10-22-2007 19:30
From: Ann Launay
You make it sound like people are getting cranky at something like WoW NPCs...not the case, since actual humans are controlling all those pixels in SL.


But it's a GAAAAAME. If you respond to other people in the GAAAAAME you're obviously MENTALLY UNSTABLE and need electroshock therapy.

*sigh*
Mortus Allen
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10-22-2007 19:54
From: Shep Planer
Whether or not they view it as a game doesnt matter, its still a game. If someones perception of reality is so distorted that theyre allowing themselves to be emotionally damaged by what happens in a computer game then they need to see a psychotherapist.
I mean if you cant even cope with an animated bunch of pixels not being nice how the hell are you gonna survive real life?


How is it merely a game and nothing else? Most games have an objective, some goals to accomplish (Leveling up, defeating enemies, building some mega-city, the perfect hero/villein.), SL has no clear goals, though granted there are no shortage of goals on can pursue, but there also is no need to pursue any goal at all.

To me SL is much a social environment as it is a game, though I agree one should not take it too seriously, some of us choose to be ourselves, others choose to fictional. I can and am any number of fictional people in various other games/mediums. In SL however I choose to be myself, and as much as I try to take what others do with a grain of salt, I am also putting myself forward, not one of my fictional persona's.

So just as those that use it as a social environment should take others actions with a grain of salt, those that use it more as a game should also realize there are real people out there and they could vary well hurt real feelings if they act to callously.
Colette Meiji
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10-22-2007 20:38
Whether or not SL is a game is irrelevant to whether or not avatars are run by real people.

Anyone you Virtually Date in SL is a real person on the other end of the screen and there not "JUST" pixels.

The avatar might "just" be pixels, but you are interacting via the "game" with another RL person.
Mortus Allen
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10-22-2007 21:16
From: Colette Meiji
Whether or not SL is a game is irrelevant to whether or not avatars are run by real people.

Anyone you Virtually Date in SL is a real person on the other end of the screen and there not "JUST" pixels.

The avatar might "just" be pixels, but you are interacting via the "game" with another RL person.


So true, in my roleplaying experience even players can be hurt and offended by their characters being treated unfairly by others. By being expected to allow others mistreat their character and no react in character or out. Regardless of it being a game, or a form of communication, peoples feelings CAN and WILL be hurt if they are treated unfairly.
Raymond Figtree
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10-23-2007 00:07
From: Shep Planer
Whether or not they view it as a game doesnt matter, its still a game. If someones perception of reality is so distorted that theyre allowing themselves to be emotionally damaged by what happens in a computer game then they need to see a psychotherapist.
I mean if you cant even cope with an animated bunch of pixels not being nice how the hell are you gonna survive real life?
Anyone in SL who ISN'T ever emotionally upset by something that occurs there is the one who needs the psychotherapist.

The animated pixels are simply the means by which real human beings are communicating with each other. These communications will elicit real feelings.

It's like saying people should not react emotionally to something someone says over a cell phone because it's just digital information.

Ironically, your comment here is one of the most out of touch with reality I have ever seen on this forum.
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Tegg Bode
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10-23-2007 00:18
From: Ann Launay
You make it sound like people are getting cranky at something like WoW NPCs...not the case, since actual humans are controlling all those pixels in SL.

Hmm...... wait, you telling me all those avatars I meet in SL aren't NPC's? :)
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Sling Trebuchet
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10-23-2007 00:27
What Raymond said.

All my SL friends are very real people. I am totally aware that they and all other non-bot avatars have real people behind them. I interact with them on that basis.

Anyone who treats other avatars as simply parts of "a game" is a sociopath.
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Imogen Saltair
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10-23-2007 01:01
From: Shep Planer
Whether or not they view it as a game doesnt matter, its still a game. If someones perception of reality is so distorted that theyre allowing themselves to be emotionally damaged by what happens in a computer game then they need to see a psychotherapist.
I mean if you cant even cope with an animated bunch of pixels not being nice how the hell are you gonna survive real life?



So why do you get so worked up? This is all a game right? I can say anything I like to you and it wont affect you in the slightest? It wont elicit any emotional response whatsoever?

Whoopee

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Sally Silvera
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10-23-2007 01:01
Wow..... this thread has moved on. Yeah... what Raymond said :)
Real people, real emotions. Simple really ;) If only everyone would remember that huh.
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Ricardo Harris
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10-23-2007 01:43
From: Ava Glasgow
Reading this REALLLLLLLLLY hard...

Nope, still looks like you are saying that most people who say they aren't here for sex are just lying.

Oh look, you even made your statement emphatic by adding "Period." at the end.

Obviously I was hypnotized by your subtle use of hyperbole. :rolleyes:

Oh? Now, you say I'm saying I said "MOST PEOPLE" where as before you said I said "everyone" here is here for sex. Gotcha!!!! Now you have it right, thank you.

Can you see the difference the huge difference between "some" and "everyone'? I can think you can.
Ricardo Harris
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10-23-2007 01:44
From: 3Ring Binder
it might clarify things if i advise you that i am, in no way, discussing pixel sex (or any other kind of sex). i am simply saying you are funny, in an amusement park kind of way.

Then come jump on my ride.
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