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Broccoli Curry
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06-03-2007 10:23
From: Jorus Xi
Because their view allows for people of all tastes, and allows people to be there regardless of philisophical bent. Yours is discriminatory and would exclude people based on your narrow minded worldview. And may I suggest a bit oh PG land?

Good day sir.


That's "Miss"... but you aren't the only one getting confused.

I don't see my view as discriminatory at all. If it was discriminatory, I'd be banning one type of pixel sex and allowing others. I'm not discriminatory at all - I'd have them all out if I had a chance.

PG land? We looked for months before settling on a good plot enclosed by Linden road on 3 sides, and it's on "Mature". That is, I believe, acceptable if the hoped for change of keeping 'adult' activity away on 'adult rated' land comes about. Contrary to what you may think, I'm not a prude wanting to have Disney Life, but there are some things I feel just don't belong in Second Life.

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06-03-2007 10:24
From: Broccoli Curry
Except they don't. How many people have said "if you don't like SL being full of sex, just quit"? Quite a few actually.



Now now, how many more times must we tell you that religion has absolutely no bearing on this issue, and was never mentioned once, in the Linden Lab blog post.

Broccoli


As to point 1 above...saying if you don't like it you can quit is quite differnt than saying I don't like you get out...^_^

..and as to point 2..I don't recall mentioning any religion...do you mean that the Inquistion was organized and carried out by a religious organization? I'm appalled!! At least I can sleep soundly in my bed now knowing that the civilized world rose up and wiped that religion off the face of the earth...which one was it...the Aztec one..the Mayan..?

Nobody expects the SL Inquistion.
(With apologies to Monty Python)
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06-03-2007 11:19
From: Broccoli Curry
That's "Miss"... but you aren't the only one getting confused.

I don't see my view as discriminatory at all. If it was discriminatory, I'd be banning one type of pixel sex and allowing others. I'm not discriminatory at all - I'd have them all out if I had a chance.


So you don't see as holding rules and enforcing them based on your own narrow worldview as discriminatory? Wow you are thick.

From: someone
PG land? We looked for months before settling on a good plot enclosed by Linden road on 3 sides, and it's on "Mature".


And you later stated that your just too entrenched to move now. Right. If your talking about stratics I've seen your numbers already, I don't think losing those 2 people out of the 18 that show up per day is really going to hurt the image of things.

From: someone
That is, I believe, acceptable if the hoped for change of keeping 'adult' activity away on 'adult rated' land comes about. Contrary to what you may think, I'm not a prude wanting to have Disney Life, but there are some things I feel just don't belong in Second Life.


We already had a way of doing that, it was called mature, but since now we're having to even categorize it more because someones afraid they may see tits while wandering a red light district. And as long as you stick to your little PG land, whats going on my land may as well NOT be happening in SL as far as you are concerned eh? Just like me having sex in my bedroom in real life has no appreciable affect on you wherever the hell you are.
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06-03-2007 11:20
From: Shinyukie Takakura
As to point 1 above...saying if you don't like it you can quit is quite differnt than saying I don't like you get out...^_^


Exactly, and thats what these jack booted thugs fail to understand. They are telling other folks they HAVE to leave. We're just giving them the option.
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06-03-2007 11:22
From: Alyx Sands
OI! Please stop saying "the Germans" [...].


Serves me right for forgetting that this is an Irony Free Zone. I meant the "Oh, gee..." preface to be a hint, but satire can be hard to detect in a posting, I realize. For what it's worth, I didn't intend to accuse "the German"s of anything in my response. Rather, I was trying to make a kind of reductio ad absurdum argument about the inherent risks of banning fictional content. I'm genuinely sorry if it was taken as derogatory toward Germans or any other group.
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06-03-2007 11:23
From: Zaphod Kotobide
"Your World, Your Imagination" has been spoiled. Not by Linden Lab, but by creeps who continue to push the envelope. Yes, I'm going to keep harping on this, as it's true. Do you folks want Second Life to be here when you wake up from your real world slumber? I do. I am NOT going to give it up to depictions of child abuse, rape, or other forms of sexual violence which people seem to think is "okay" in Second Life. Sorry, no dice here folks. There are limits to expression, and the freedom to indulge in it. I FULLY support Daniel's blog post. Enough is enough.

Zaphod Kotobide


no one is saying that what happened with the child porn is ok. let's get that clered up. matter of fact. i do rememeber several ARs(i was one myself) that went out reporting it when it first reared its head. LL chose to ignore it.

so all this posturing about:

"our community has made it clear to us that certain types of content and activity are simply not acceptable in any form. real-life images, avatar portrayals, and other depiction of sexual or lewd acts involving or appearing to involve children or minors; real-life images, avatar portrayals, and other depictions of sexual violence including rape, real-life images, avatar portrayals, and other depictions of extreme or graphic violence, and other broadly offensive content are never allowed or tolerated within Second Life."

is a load.

LL is not bowing to the will of the residents, its bowign to the power of the press and its investors. so please before You get up thier and lump ALL Fetishes, into a single catagory because Your sensabilities were, and forgive me for using a now over done phrase, broadly offended, means its time for you to walk away. i am for getting rid of pedophiles, i am for censoring all those for the sake of a good press release. you fail to realise, that SL was supposed to be "Imagined, Created and owned by its Residents" not beaten into submission by a moral right who allow thier own RL issues to color thier decisions and or opinions regarding this.

and as for SL being here when we wake up? thats up to LL. as long as they continue to release buggy new content on top of old buggy content.
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06-03-2007 12:14
i believe you've hit it right square on the head Brenda! So here is what i say... S@#%W your stinking corporate and political cesspools ll! i'll NOT pay a friggin cent to view, hear, smell or even know that discusting garbage even exists!!! To me that s#@t is the real pornography and i find it EXTREALLY offensive! So how exaclty do you file an AR again? LOL




From: Brenda Connolly
They don't want us tucked away doing the Nasty with each other, when we can be visiting the Corporate Sims and Political Campaign Cesspools that The Providers have recieved many Quatloos for.
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06-03-2007 12:23
From: Alyx Sands
Why does everybody think just because some third-class TV programme (and I actually work in the same city where it is produced...) reports rubbish about SL that EVERY German thinks the same?


(I know this is off topic so I'll keep it short)

For the same reason all other countries believe US citizens are what is portrayed on TV.
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06-03-2007 12:31
From: Jorus Xi
So you don't see as holding rules and enforcing them based on your own narrow worldview as discriminatory? Wow you are thick.

People have been banned from these forums for being less insulting, I suggest you be careful. But do pelase remember one thing... these are not MY RULES, they are the rules Linden Lab have chosen to apply to THEIR world. Everyone has their own 'narrow world view', such as yours being totally incapable of comprehending the fact that people have different standards of acceptability as you do.

From: Jorus Xi
And you later stated that your just too entrenched to move now. Right. If your talking about stratics I've seen your numbers already, I don't think losing those 2 people out of the 18 that show up per day is really going to hurt the image of things.

We get plenty of visitors and lurkers both to the forums and our land thanks, and you don't know "our numbers" unless you happen to be a member of senior Stratics staff - which I don't think you are for one minute. Like Second Life's actual real account numbers, its information we would not share with third parties.

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06-03-2007 12:45
From: Broccoli Curry
People have been banned from these forums for being less insulting, I suggest you be careful. But do pelase remember one thing... these are not MY RULES, they are the rules Linden Lab have chosen to apply to THEIR world. Everyone has their own 'narrow world view', such as yours being totally incapable of comprehending the fact that people have different standards of acceptability as you do.


We get plenty of visitors and lurkers both to the forums and our land thanks, and you don't know "our numbers" unless you happen to be a member of senior Stratics staff - which I don't think you are for one minute. Like Second Life's actual real account numbers, its information we would not share with third parties.

Broccoli


"Thought that is silenced is always rebellious. Majorities, of course, are often mistaken. This is why the silencing of minorities is necessarily dangerous. Criticism and dissent are the indispensable antidote to major delusions." -- Alan Barth


good day Miss
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06-03-2007 12:48
From: Broccoli Curry
Actually the "alternative viewpoint" to mine is getting plenty of airing, I'm just here to help balance things out. Sorry you don't like it, but this is the downside of a democracy - not everyone agrees with you.

By the way, if you are liberal enough to want to allow anyone and anything, how about letting me have "my world, my imagination", which involves SL with a lot less adult content.

Broccoli

"Thought that is silenced is always rebellious. Majorities, of course, are often mistaken. This is why the silencing of minorities is necessarily dangerous. Criticism and dissent are the indispensable antidote to major delusions." -- Alan Barth
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06-03-2007 13:00
Why do people insist on putting irrelevant quotes from obscure people that most of us have never heard of?

Is it because they don't have anything worth saying themselves?

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06-03-2007 13:04
From: Broccoli Curry
People have been banned from these forums for being less insulting, I suggest you be careful.

Broccoli


"Off with their heads shouted the Red Queen..." Is that your answer to all problems? "Quick Bob...thos kids are on our lawn again...call the police!!" ^_^
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06-03-2007 13:12
From: Broccoli Curry
Why do people insist on putting irrelevant quotes from obscure people that most of us have never heard of?

Is it because they don't have anything worth saying themselves?

Broccoli


Ah..in order to be relevant..you must be famous...and in order to be famous, you must be known by a prominent vegetable....^_^
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06-03-2007 13:13
From: Broccoli Curry
Why do people insist on putting irrelevant quotes from obscure people that most of us have never heard of?

Is it because they don't have anything worth saying themselves?

Broccoli

"People who are very aware that they have more knowledge than the average person are often very unaware that they do not have one-tenth of the knowledge of all of the average persons put together. In this situation, for the intelligentsia to impose their notions on ordinary people is essentially to impose ignorance on knowledge." -- Dr. Thomas Sowell

or maybe this:

"Virtually no idea is too ridiculous to be accepted, even by very intelligent and highly educated people, if it provides a way for them to feel special and important. Some confuse that feeling with idealism." -- Dr. Thomas Sowell


or perhaps this will get my point across:

"Never allow anyone who's never worked in the real world, who could only get a government job or teaching job, tell you how to run your life -- or how to think about it." -- Dan Skinner

the point of the matter is this: Your secondlife is exclusive and elitist, containign only those who agree, and or comply with YOUR version. many others SL contains the right to choose HOW to live THIER second life accordign to THIER morals and ultimatly the consenquences of that choice. to lump all because of the actiosn of a few is wrong. a fact that you and your SL has not accepted. if you do not want sex in yoru SL stay away from and do not participate in it. but sont you dare hide behind the cover of jouranlist while doin it.
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06-03-2007 13:14
From: Auryn Sapeur
"Lowest common denominator"? According to who? You? Based on your moral standards?


"Lowest common denominator" as a phrase does not always imply a moral judgment, and I didn't mean it to - sorry. What I mean is that it's the "most basic form" of role-play that both parties consent to - not any moral statement.

From: someone

I'm assuming (though you haven't communicated it well) that you are likening SL to something like WoW or another combat MMORPG. That's not what SL is. It can be, if you go to a location in which that content has been provided like "Darklife". This isn't WoW though. If that's what you are looking for, you are in the wrong place. Since you don't apparently know much about BDSM or D/s then I'll explain to you that they are lifestyles not an MMORPG. Based on trust, not how many skills you can "grind" out.


No, I very well know that SL isn't a combat MMORPG. But I also know that many people here want to "role-play" - which they might well describe as "living their dreams or fantasies". And for many people, somehow better than other people is part of that dream or fantasy. They want to be on the stage, on the catwalk, be beautiful, be famous, etc. The problem is that if that's the case, someone else has to be worse than you. (Being on the stage or catwalk doesn't mean very much if no-one is in the audience; and no matter how good you look, if you look the same as everyone else, then your looks are average.) But since that probably is not the other person's dream, unless something motivates them to do it they won't be interested. On MMORPGs, the leveling-up system is used to pace this kind of thing over time, but SL doesn't have any equivalent.

From: someone

Sex is not the main appeal to SL but it is part of SL. LL doesnt sell anything except the right to play in a sand box that they own with the tools they provide. The tools are the ability to make our own things in world. Everything (content) made in world is the creation of the people who (have to date) freely created them with those tools. To say SL/LL sells pornography would be the same as saying the same of Microsoft when someone types out an erotic novel on Microsoft Word.


No, LL sells the world we've built. Remember, LL sell L$ via Supply Linden. The main value of L$ for a non-landowner is to consume content that other people have built.

And it could be well argued, in court or elsewhere, that LL know full well about all the porn in their platform, and thus know that some people are buying L$ from Supply Linden in order to purchase porn with it. The fact that LL didn't put the porn there themselves is irrelevant, they know it is there and are making money from its presence.

From: someone

Another point you are missing is people in SL have bought and paid for their own servers (private islands). Islands marked "Mature". It's like a town selling a lot to a citizen. That citizen builds a red house and then after the construction of that house the city passes a law that says "no red houses allowed" you have x days to tear your house down. If SL wanted to turn all "Governor Linden" land into PG sims, fine, they own it, but they sold servers to people as "private property" when they had the expectation that the content they put on it would be something they would be solely responsible for.


By "your own server" I mean one that isn't connected to LL at all - an OpenSim server, in other words. When you buy a Private Island, you get an explicit statement and warning that you are *not* buying the server.

From: someone

Then Second Life is no longer Second Life but First Life then isn't it.


In the sense that MySpace is First Life, yes. But the problem is, as popularity figures are showing, First Life almost always wins out anyway - because as humans we're simply wired to know when things are real or not, and to respect real things far more. You already can't build in SL unless you have artistic ability in First Life and the introduction of Voice will tilt things even further in that direction. And given the above restriction, that you can't be better than other people unless you a) are a better artist or programmer IRL or b) are having sex with them, there's a lot less scope for building a truly seperate Second Life anyway.

From: someone
Second Life is like a large city. There are "PG" areas and there are "Mature" areas. If I go to Cleveland, OH and come across a strip club, I don't go around to all of the world and say Cleveland, OH is nothing but a city of strip clubs, do I? Same with SL, it's a big virtual city. If some news article is mis-informing the public then that news company needs to be corrected.


The problem is that if I am in Cleveland, then I am not at the same time in a different place that may have different laws to Cleveland and may prosecute me for looking at things in Cleveland. In Second Life, I'm in my RL country at the same time.
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06-03-2007 13:20
From: Colette Meiji

Sex isnt about role play. Sex is about sex. Sex is a basic human drive, Role Play is a concept. People might be including sex in their roleplay, but to classify sex as "just a form of roleplay" is missing a lot of the point. Why do you consider sex as a lowest common denominator? Becuase its "dirty"? Id argue its a "basic" drive. Its not "lower" than anything. Sex, Hunger, Thirst, Security. These are basic drives - any interest in errotica including cyber sex is part of the sex drive. Even Real Life Kings and Queens had interests in sex.


Again I'm sorry for the confusion with my use of "lowest common denominator". It sounds like you're saying what I was trying to say - that sex becomes the most basic form of mutually consensual role-play because both partners probably have a basic drive to be involved in it.

And yes, online sex in almost all cases is role-play.

From: someone

Again Role-play is not what sex is about - people role-playing might have sex but I think you are confusing cuases and effects for many people. The removal of role-play will not remove sex. People have been cybering since chat rooms started, and those were "real life" social networking. Back then everyobody in a chat room was FAR too much RL involved with other people.


And I'm not saying there should be any removal of role-playing. I'm saying that sex is often used as a vehicle for role-playing - and that I've seen originally non-sexual role-players drawn into sex because it was the only way to get things to work.
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06-03-2007 13:20
From: Maggie McArdle
is that better?


Nope, that sounds like a Prok quote.

Try someone actually well known, like Elvis or John Lennon or someone.

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06-03-2007 13:22
From: Yumi Murakami
And yes, online sex in almost all cases is role-play.


I'd say it all is, as you aren't actually physically touching the person it can only be pretend.

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06-03-2007 13:23
From: Broccoli Curry
Nope, that sounds like a Prok quote.

Try someone actually well known, like Elvis or John Lennon or someone.

Broccoli



im sorry my SL doesnt not allow the use of sarcasm, i shall be ARing you for this as it is braodly offensive to my right to a free and clean SL.:rolleyes:
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06-03-2007 13:30
From: Yumi Murakami
Again I'm sorry for the confusion with my use of "lowest common denominator". It sounds like you're saying what I was trying to say - that sex becomes the most basic form of mutually consensual role-play because both partners probably have a basic drive to be involved in it.

And yes, online sex in almost all cases is role-play.


Okay from my vantage - you are mixing and matching definitions of role play. People who are not really into "Role Playing" .. do "play pretend" (roleplaying) in order to have cybersex. But it doesnt mean they are Role Players in the classic sense. Just like Phone sex doesnt.

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And I'm not saying there should be any removal of role-playing. I'm saying that sex is often used as a vehicle for role-playing - and that I've seen originally non-sexual role-players drawn into sex because it was the only way to get things to work.


This sounds like you are saying people want to Roleplay so bad they only way they can manage to get started is engaging in cybersex, which they really didnt want.

I know from other threads you see all of Second Life as Role Playing - however many people do not. Many have a narrower definition of what consititutes Roleplay - and that involves pretending to be someone who they are not.
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06-03-2007 13:38
"Who's been painting my roses red? WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? Who dares to taint With vulgar paint The royal flower bed? For painting my roses red Someone will lose his head."

"Your Majesty, indeed...why, you're not a queen, but just a--a fat, pompous, bad-tempered, old ty!--tyrant."

Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
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06-03-2007 13:40
From: Yumi Murakami
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The problem is that if I am in Cleveland, then I am not at the same time in a different place that may have different laws to Cleveland and may prosecute me for looking at things in Cleveland. In Second Life, I'm in my RL country at the same time.


If you feel that you are doing something that is illegal in your country, by all means do what you think is necessary to protect yourself...right up to not doing it. Do not, however, expect me to feel constrained to feel or act the same way. If I were in China it would be illegal for me to visit certain websites, and if I proxied my way around the restrictions I would be liable to prosecution. This does not mean that Google should block those sites from your view (assuming that you are not living in China..^_^), and you would probably be rightfully upset if they did so because the Chinese government wanted them to. I would rather err on the side of the least restrictive VIRTUAL world rather than the most restrictive one.


Nobody expects the SL Inquisition...
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06-03-2007 13:40
From: Colette Meiji
Okay from my vantage - you are mixing and matching definitions of role play. People who are not really into "Role Playing" .. do "play pretend" (roleplaying) in order to have cybersex. But it doesnt mean they are Role Players in the classic sense. Just like Phone sex doesnt.


I know that "role playing" is a term that's subject to horrible definition difficulties, but I couldn't think of a better one :)

But what I'm talking about by "role playing" is adopting a role in Second Life that does not correspond to themselves in First Life. A builder or artist, for example, is not roleplaying because the First Life person is doing the building or creating the art. On the other hand, a model is roleplaying because the First Life person isn't one.

Roleplaying doesn't just mean playing D&D.

From: someone
This sounds like you are saying people want to Roleplay so bad they only way they can manage to get started is engaging in cybersex, which they really didnt want.


That's right.

From: someone
I know from other threads you see all of Second Life as Role Playing - however many people do not. Many have a narrower definition of what consititutes Roleplay - and that involves pretending to be someone who they are not.


Well, um, that is my definition - and thus any desire to "make Second Life different from real life" involves role-playing.
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06-03-2007 13:44
From: errUh Oh
"Who's been painting my roses red? WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? Who dares to taint With vulgar paint The royal flower bed? For painting my roses red Someone will lose his head."

"Your Majesty, indeed...why, you're not a queen, but just a--a fat, pompous, bad-tempered, old ty!--tyrant."

Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll



gives err a cookie

always will be one of my fave stories :)


@ Broccoli:

I'm sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

I've had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of hope
Money for dope
Money for rope

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of soap
Money for dope
Money for rope

I'm sick to death of seeing things
From tight-lipped, condescending, mama's little chauvinists
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth now

I've had enough of watching scenes
Of schizophrenic, ego-centric, paranoiac, prima-donnas
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of soap
It's money for dope
Money for rope

Ah, I'm sick and tired of hearing things
from uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

I've had enough of reading things
by neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

;)
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