The same person who named Wind and Fire.
How do they know how hot the sun really is?
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Joy Honey
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01-14-2006 09:22
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Introvert Petunia
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01-14-2006 09:40
How do they know how hot the sun really is? Why do you never see "Beware of Bunny" signs posted on people's houses or fences? |
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
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01-14-2006 09:44
Because those evil bunny owners want to see people get mauled by them.
The colors of a stoplight are Red, yellow and green....Why those colors and not Purple, Blue and Black for example??? Edit: I beat you Joy, neener neener!!!!!!  _____________________
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Joy Honey
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01-14-2006 09:46
The little publicized one-way Apollo 32 mission to the sun brought thermomters with them. Unfortunately they got the thermometers at the local drugstore, so the sun is now officially 105 degress fahrenheit. Why do you never see "Beware of Bunny" signs posted on people's houses or fences? Because most bunnies don't look like this:  EDIT**** ACK MJ you're fast The colors of a stoplight are Red, yellow and green....Why those colors and not Purple, Blue and Black for example??? Because THEY said so. Do dust bunnies multiply? _____________________
Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
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01-14-2006 09:50
They do if you don't clean under your furniture!!!
Speaking of cleaning, why in the hell don't men like to clean?? _____________________
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Trinity Serpentine
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01-14-2006 09:59
They do if you don't clean under your furniture!!! Speaking of cleaning, why in the hell don't men like to clean?? Same reason I don't like to, it sucks. What do you think the person was thinking when they found the first pot plant and smoked the first bud? _____________________
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Introvert Petunia
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01-14-2006 10:08
What do you think the person was thinking when they found the first pot plant and smoked the first bud? Does shooting rubberbands at the moon work? |
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
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01-14-2006 13:47
Very likely "Woah dude!" Does shooting rubberbands at the moon work? No. No, it doesn't, but it will get you married to Paul Simon pretty damed quickly. Why is it that it is always just one shoe lying in the middle of the highway? _____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
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01-14-2006 17:06
No. No, it doesn't, but it will get you married to Paul Simon pretty damed quickly. Why is it that it is always just one shoe lying in the middle of the highway? One legged hobos can't get across the road fast enough. Why do people eat moldy bleu cheese? |
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Joy Honey
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01-14-2006 17:33
One legged hobos can't get across the road fast enough. Why do people eat moldy bleu cheese? Because blue mold is more acceptable than green mold Why do fool fall in love? _____________________
Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
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01-14-2006 17:44
Because blue mold is more acceptable than green mold Why do fool fall in love? Reality television. What do blind people see when they dream? |
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Bertha Horton
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01-14-2006 19:27
Themselves in public wearing underwear, convincing them to retain their subconscious mental block.
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Joy Honey
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01-14-2006 19:28
right next to the finger chili (omg I cannot believe she just went there
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Introvert Petunia
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01-14-2006 20:30
Who loves ya, baby? Sidenote: sometimes a memory trigger causes you to find out that there was someone you never heard of that wrote impressive things you have heard. Not that I'm a big Valli fan, but that is one well crafted tune. What's he building in there? What the hell is he building in there? |
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Introvert Petunia
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not a question
01-14-2006 20:38
Because blue mold is more acceptable than green mold |
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Joy Honey
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01-14-2006 21:43
That is sooooo chauvanistic - judging fungi strictly on the basis of superficial color and not on their intrinsic value as eukaryotes. This post will be reported to the appropriate authorities (as soon as I can find an address for the Zygomycota Anti-defamation League). Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Please don't! I promise not to discriminate based one the color of fungus. The penalties imposed by the Zygomycota Anti-defamation Leage are harsh.  _____________________
Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
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Joy Honey
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01-14-2006 21:45
Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons. Sidenote: sometimes a memory trigger causes you to find out that there was someone you never heard of that wrote impressive things you have heard. Not that I'm a big Valli fan, but that is one well crafted tune. What's he building in there? What the hell is he building in there? I could tell you, but then you'd have to be shipped to northern Siberia... Who'll stop the rain? _____________________
Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant |
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Introvert Petunia
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01-14-2006 22:18
Who'll stop the rain? |
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Phoenix Psaltery
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01-14-2006 22:36
Have you ever seen the rain? Yes, I vaguely remember what rain looks like... it prevents wildfires like we've been having for the last couple of months. Do you feel like we do? P2 _____________________
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Spinner Poutine
Still rezzin or am I
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01-15-2006 00:00
Yes, I vaguely remember what rain looks like... it prevents wildfires like we've been having for the last couple of months. Do you feel like we do? P2 yes unless I'm wearing mittens What's the longest length that nose hair can grow? _____________________
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Introvert Petunia
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01-15-2006 00:22
Yes, I vaguely remember what rain looks like... it prevents wildfires like we've been having for the last couple of months. |
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
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01-15-2006 07:24
Statement! One-Love! Everyone, please look away. <hugs the hell out of Introvert> What's the longest length that nose hair can grow? Well, I am not sure about nose hair, but I can tell you that it stops being nose hair and becomes a moustache after about six inches. Where did all of the gas station attendants go? _____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
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Joy Honey
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01-15-2006 08:22
Well, I am not sure about nose hair, but I can tell you that it stops being nose hair and becomes a moustache after about six inches. Where did all of the gas station attendants go? They all moved to Oregon and whatever other states passed laws to create more jobs (I cannot pump my own gas, it is against the law )Why in the world did I stay up past 3:30 this morning????? _____________________
Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant |
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Euterpe Roo
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01-15-2006 08:47
Why in the world did I stay up past 3:30 this morning????? Because you, like many of us, really needed to know who stopped the rain Why are you up before noon? _____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN " next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang |
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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01-15-2006 09:11
Because you, like many of us, really needed to know who stopped the rain Why are you up before noon? Two kids under the age of 5 (I must be a glutton for punishment) Why do people insist on forwarding glurge to me? _____________________
Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant |