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The really stupid questions game

Martin Shilton
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01-11-2006 12:44
Is stupidest a real word?

Where did I put my underwear?
Billy Grace
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01-11-2006 12:52
You did it... that is the stupidest question by far!!!

You have them on.

When will this thread implode and fall into Off-Topic neverland?
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01-11-2006 12:56
Is this where I find out how to kill lvl 3 gruttooth invaders?
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01-11-2006 12:56
From: Billy Grace
You did it... that is the stupidest question by far!!!

You have them on.

When will this thread implode and fall into Off-Topic neverland?



When we all get a life.

Why is mom spelled mom backwards?
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01-12-2006 04:28
From: MJ Hathor
When we all get a life.

Why is mom spelled mom backwards?


The same reason LEVEL is

Why can't Turkeys fly?
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01-12-2006 04:31
From: Spinner Poutine
Why can't Turkeys fly?


They can. Domesticated ones can't, sure. But wild ones can.
Billy Grace
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01-12-2006 11:25
I'll pretend there was a question there... hehe

The answer in unabashedly no for the last time Kris!!!

If there is an end of the universe, a point where there in no more, and all that there is is nothing.. then what's it like at the end of the universe... and what's just after it?
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Joy Honey
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01-12-2006 11:31
From: Billy Grace
I'll pretend there was a question there... hehe

The answer in unabashedly no for the last time Kris!!!

If there is an end of the universe, a point where there in no more, and all that there is is nothing.. then what's it like at the end of the universe... and what's just after it?


I'll let you know when I get back :D

What are the plastic ends of shoelaces called?
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01-12-2006 11:36
Plastic ends of shoelaces... of course!

Why do men spend thousands of dollars for negligee that most women will never wear?
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01-12-2006 11:44
From: Billy Grace
Plastic ends of shoelaces... of course!

Why do men spend thousands of dollars for negligee that most women will never wear?


Because they sure looked HAWT on that Victoria's Secret model.

Why did they redesign Cherry Coke cans to look more like Coca Cola cans?
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Billy Grace
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01-12-2006 13:14
Because they have too much money and have an irresistable urge to waste it.

What moron actually thought "New Coke" would ever work?
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01-12-2006 13:19
From: Billy Grace
Because they have too much money and have an irresistable urge to waste it.

What moron actually thought "New Coke" would ever work?


Probably the same moron who came up with Halfsies :D


(for those of you not old enough to remember)


What would happen if I stuck a fork in my eye?
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Billy Grace
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01-12-2006 13:31
You would be forced to become a pirate.

If I could lasso the moon... why would I?
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Rose Karuna
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01-12-2006 14:08
To corner the market on CHEESE of course!

Should some one start up a Pecan farm in SL?

:p
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Joy Honey
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01-12-2006 14:32
From: Rose Karuna
To corner the market on CHEESE of course!

Should some one start up a Pecan farm in SL?

:p


Only if they're gonna sell PIE!

Is it possible to dig a hole all the way to China?
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01-12-2006 15:22
From: Joy Honey
Is it possible to dig a hole all the way to China?
Yes, if you are willing to go the long and shallow way of about 20,000km. Given that Boston's "Big Dig" ran about 12km and took a decade to complete, a tunnel to China could be done in a mere 15000 years, give or take.

If a tunnel to China were dug, at what point would the workers have to turn upside down?
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01-12-2006 15:36
From: Introvert Petunia
Yes, if you are willing to go the long and shallow way of about 20,000km. Given that Boston's "Big Dig" ran about 12km and took a decade to complete, a tunnel to China could be done in a mere 15000 years, give or take.

If a tunnel to China were dug, at what point would the workers have to turn upside down?


When the top of the tunnel becomes the bottom.

Why are those things called "grommets?"
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Lianne Marten
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01-12-2006 15:38
Because Wallace was already taken.


If Superman can turn back time by flying really fast backwards... why doesn't he go back to Krypton and warn everyone about the planet exploding?
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01-12-2006 15:41
From: Lianne Marten
Because Wallace was already taken.


If Superman can turn back time by flying really fast backwards... why doesn't he go back to Krypton and warn everyone about the planet exploding?


Because when he flies backward really, really fast, his voice gets high-pitched and squeaky--this embarasses Superman.

Why would the US government appoint anyone to be the "czar" of anything?
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01-12-2006 16:09
From: Euterpe Roo
Because when he flies backward really, really fast, his voice gets high-pitched and squeaky--this embarasses Superman.

Why would the US government appoint anyone to be the "czar" of anything?


Because "don" was taken...

How is that war on drugs doing, anyway?
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01-12-2006 16:11
From: Joy Honey
How is that war on drugs doing, anyway?


It is going up in smoke. :p

What's a good brand for hair dye?
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01-12-2006 16:14
From: Pendari Lorentz
It is going up in smoke. :p

What's a good brand for hair dye?


Special Effects. All the other crazy hair colors suck. Look up "Hair Crazy" on google for instructions.

How many kicks does it take to abort a calf fetus?
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01-12-2006 16:15
From: Chance Abattoir
How many kicks does it take to abort a calf fetus?


2, 1 with steel-toed shoes.

This car is red. What color is this car?
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01-12-2006 16:16
From: Euterpe Roo
Why would the US government appoint anyone to be the "czar" of anything?
Probably because it sounds intimidating and byzantine and we sort of missed the cold war when it was over.

We know what a cold war is, what would a tepid war be like?
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01-12-2006 16:17
From: Keknehv Psaltery
2, 1 with steel-toed shoes.

This car is red. What color is this car?


Blue

oh wait, this isn't the stupid answers thread is it?
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