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Tod69 Talamasca

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01-18-2006 21:34

From: Joy Honey

heeeyyyyy where's your question Tod?

(and on a side note...

)

My brain finally kicked in & thought of a question:

Why do people act surprised when a country singer admits to being an alcoholic???

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Spinner Poutine

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01-18-2006 23:28

From: Chance Abattoir

No.

Can you hang-glide on whale labia?

No but you can surf the turf

How long until the end of time?

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Euterpe Roo

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01-19-2006 07:11

From: Spinner Poutine

No but you can surf the turf

How long until the end of time?

Two consonants and one vowel.

Was the character Billy Batson of television's Shazam! having a crisis of cool?

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01-19-2006 07:29

From: Euterpe Roo

Two consonants and one vowel.

Was the character Billy Batson of television's Shazam! having a crisis of cool?

No, it was the wizard that created Billy Batson that was having the crisis.

How can you tell whether it's allergies or a cold?

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MJ Hathor

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01-19-2006 07:51

From: Trinity Serpentine

No, it was the wizard that created Billy Batson that was having the crisis.

How can you tell whether it's allergies or a cold?

Take Benadryl (sp?) and if that doesn't work its a cold. (at least that works for my oldest, its very hard to tell.)

Why is it everytime I see a "Stop ahead" sign, I stop and see no head???

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01-19-2006 08:15

From: MJ Hathor

Why is it everytime I see a "Stop ahead" sign, I stop and see no head???

Things really haven't been the same since the practice of mounting dismembered heads on roadside poles went out of fashion.

Why when I see a yellow road sign "DIP" do I take it as a personal insult? Speaking of road signs, are there any other standard signs that are as polite as "Please Pass With Care"? Most seem much more authoritarian than that.

Madame Maracas

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01-19-2006 11:31

Can't think of any but I recall one at the Petrified Forest/Painted Desert park in Arizona that made me laugh for a looong time. "Dangerous Cliff"

Is there any other type of cliff?

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Schmophitt Neruda

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01-19-2006 13:34

From: Madame Maracas

Can't think of any but I recall one at the Petrified Forest/Painted Desert park in Arizona that made me laugh for a looong time. "Dangerous Cliff"

Is there any other type of cliff?

Cliff Richard.

When a cat cries "miaow", is it trying to tell you it is hurt?

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Euterpe Roo

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01-19-2006 16:45

From: Schmophitt Neruda

Cliff Richard.

When a cat cries "miaow", is it trying to tell you it is hurt?

No. It is trying to say, "make with the kibble, Baldy, or I will poop on your comforter again."

Other than Zamfir, who else is considered a "pan-flute virtuoso"?

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01-19-2006 17:03

From: Euterpe Roo

Other than Zamfir, who else is considered a "pan-flute virtuoso"?

Zamfur, Zamfir's younger brother always aspired to be a pan-flute virtuoso, but despite all his efforts, never attained better than "pan-flute adept".

On the other hand, the Greek Πάν was said to be pretty good on the pan-flute, some might even say he surpassed "virtuoso" to "god-like".

Speaking of musical instruments, just how many necks on a guitar is too many?

Madame Maracas

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01-19-2006 17:08

The optimal number of necks has been reached when either the musician has run out of money to waste on custom-made nearly useless instruments or the musician collapses under the weight of the guitar strap's Vulcan Neck Pinch-like grip.

Can anyone really justify more than one neck on a guitar or is it just something fun and cool (they think) to hang over one's gut?

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Euterpe Roo

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01-19-2006 18:41

From: Madame Maracas

The optimal number of necks has been reached when either the musician has run out of money to waste on custom-made nearly useless instruments or the musician collapses under the weight of the guitar strap's Vulcan Neck Pinch-like grip.

Can anyone really justify more than one neck on a guitar or is it just something fun and cool (they think) to hang over one's gut?

Thank you for presenting what might be the only opportunity I will ever have to respond, "Yngwie Malmsteen."

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Why did everyone in the 1980s look like a 15 year-old chick?

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The really stupid questions game
Tod69 Talamasca The Human Tripod ;) Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 4,107	01-18-2006 21:34 From: Joy Honey heeeyyyyy where's your question Tod? (and on a side note... ) My brain finally kicked in & thought of a question: Why do people act surprised when a country singer admits to being an alcoholic??? _____________________ really pissy & mean right now and NOT happy with Life.
Spinner Poutine Still rezzin or am I Join date: 28 Oct 2005 Posts: 583	01-18-2006 23:28 From: Chance Abattoir No. Can you hang-glide on whale labia? No but you can surf the turf How long until the end of time? _____________________ Can't we all just get along? Doughnuts,err Pie, for everyone
Euterpe Roo The millionth monkey Join date: 24 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,395	01-19-2006 07:11 From: Spinner Poutine No but you can surf the turf How long until the end of time? Two consonants and one vowel. Was the character Billy Batson of television's Shazam! having a crisis of cool? _____________________ "Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo “One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN "next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang
Trinity Serpentine Schwan's Avitar Reject Join date: 1 Oct 2003 Posts: 2,972	01-19-2006 07:29 From: Euterpe Roo Two consonants and one vowel. Was the character Billy Batson of television's Shazam! having a crisis of cool? No, it was the wizard that created Billy Batson that was having the crisis. How can you tell whether it's allergies or a cold? _____________________ From: someone Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. - The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
MJ Hathor Purple Butterfly Join date: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 901	01-19-2006 07:51 From: Trinity Serpentine No, it was the wizard that created Billy Batson that was having the crisis. How can you tell whether it's allergies or a cold? Take Benadryl (sp?) and if that doesn't work its a cold. (at least that works for my oldest, its very hard to tell.) Why is it everytime I see a "Stop ahead" sign, I stop and see no head??? _____________________
Introvert Petunia over 2 billion posts Join date: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,065	01-19-2006 08:15 From: MJ Hathor Why is it everytime I see a "Stop ahead" sign, I stop and see no head??? Things really haven't been the same since the practice of mounting dismembered heads on roadside poles went out of fashion. Why when I see a yellow road sign "DIP" do I take it as a personal insult? Speaking of road signs, are there any other standard signs that are as polite as "Please Pass With Care"? Most seem much more authoritarian than that.
Madame Maracas Not who you think I am... Join date: 7 Jun 2004 Posts: 1,953	01-19-2006 11:31 Can't think of any but I recall one at the Petrified Forest/Painted Desert park in Arizona that made me laugh for a looong time. "Dangerous Cliff" Is there any other type of cliff? _____________________ RadioRadio - http://radioradiosl.com M 6 Hobbes Abattoir T 7 Sezmra Svorag W 4 Brian Mason W 6 Moira Stern W 8 Nala Galatea Th 6 Chet Neurocam F 6 Vertigo Paris F 9 Madame Maracas S 5 Madame Maracas S 8 TriNala Su 6 Trinity Serpentine http://madamemaracas.wordpress.com - Madame Maracas Blaaagh Plurk - http://www.plurk.com/user/MadameMaracas
Schmophitt Neruda Balancing my sanity Join date: 5 Oct 2005 Posts: 81	01-19-2006 13:34 From: Madame Maracas Can't think of any but I recall one at the Petrified Forest/Painted Desert park in Arizona that made me laugh for a looong time. "Dangerous Cliff" Is there any other type of cliff? Cliff Richard. When a cat cries "miaow", is it trying to tell you it is hurt? _____________________ See the brilliance of the world, the good in everyone and you are truly blessed
Euterpe Roo The millionth monkey Join date: 24 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,395	01-19-2006 16:45 From: Schmophitt Neruda Cliff Richard. When a cat cries "miaow", is it trying to tell you it is hurt? No. It is trying to say, "make with the kibble, Baldy, or I will poop on your comforter again." Other than Zamfir, who else is considered a "pan-flute virtuoso"? _____________________ "Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo “One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN "next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang
Introvert Petunia over 2 billion posts Join date: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,065	01-19-2006 17:03 From: Euterpe Roo Other than Zamfir, who else is considered a "pan-flute virtuoso"? Zamfur, Zamfir's younger brother always aspired to be a pan-flute virtuoso, but despite all his efforts, never attained better than "pan-flute adept". On the other hand, the Greek Πάν was said to be pretty good on the pan-flute, some might even say he surpassed "virtuoso" to "god-like". Speaking of musical instruments, just how many necks on a guitar is too many?
Madame Maracas Not who you think I am... Join date: 7 Jun 2004 Posts: 1,953	01-19-2006 17:08 The optimal number of necks has been reached when either the musician has run out of money to waste on custom-made nearly useless instruments or the musician collapses under the weight of the guitar strap's Vulcan Neck Pinch-like grip. Can anyone really justify more than one neck on a guitar or is it just something fun and cool (they think) to hang over one's gut? _____________________ RadioRadio - http://radioradiosl.com M 6 Hobbes Abattoir T 7 Sezmra Svorag W 4 Brian Mason W 6 Moira Stern W 8 Nala Galatea Th 6 Chet Neurocam F 6 Vertigo Paris F 9 Madame Maracas S 5 Madame Maracas S 8 TriNala Su 6 Trinity Serpentine http://madamemaracas.wordpress.com - Madame Maracas Blaaagh Plurk - http://www.plurk.com/user/MadameMaracas
Euterpe Roo The millionth monkey Join date: 24 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,395	01-19-2006 18:41 From: Madame Maracas The optimal number of necks has been reached when either the musician has run out of money to waste on custom-made nearly useless instruments or the musician collapses under the weight of the guitar strap's Vulcan Neck Pinch-like grip. Can anyone really justify more than one neck on a guitar or is it just something fun and cool (they think) to hang over one's gut? Thank you for presenting what might be the only opportunity I will ever have to respond, "Yngwie Malmsteen." http://salaso.hp.infoseek.co.jp/yng11.jpg Why did everyone in the 1980s look like a 15 year-old chick? _____________________ "Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo “One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN "next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang

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