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Taco Rubio

also quite creepy

Join date: 15 Feb 2004

Posts: 3,349

01-10-2006 09:37

From: Logan Bauer

Question - Where did my pants go?!? And, followup question, where did my cranberry sauce go!?!?!?!?!?

Your pants, and your self-basting sauce, were last seen boarding Qantas flight QF2402, from Brisbane to Emerald.

Why can't Logan ever learn to check his PMs?

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From: Torley Linden

We can't be clear enough, ever, in our communication.

Euterpe Roo

The millionth monkey

Join date: 24 Jan 2005

Posts: 1,395

01-10-2006 09:42

From: Introvert Petunia

I did not, however, pursue the matter further but have always been curious as to what the duty-cycle on those appliances is.

It should be directly preportionate to *need* of said appliances.

From: Introvert Petunia

Is the British Parliment either Funkadelic, smokable, or both?

As with any titular body of government, you should smoke 'em if you got 'em.

From: Logan "fruit lover" Bauer

Question - Where did my pants go?!? And, followup question, where did my cranberry sauce go!?!?!?!?!?

Your pants married your sauce--they are honeymooning in Vegas.

In Turkey, showing the bottom of the feet is tremendously offensive and disrespectful. How do Turkish people sleep?

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"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo

“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN

"

next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"

" Desmond Shang

Sanstrom Laxness

Alway's Learning

Join date: 21 Nov 2005

Posts: 79

01-10-2006 09:46

They sleep walk...

What does a stupid question look like?

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Logan Bauer

Inept Adept

Join date: 13 Jun 2004

Posts: 2,237

01-10-2006 09:50

<Sends Left Leg to Emerald, Right Leg to Vegas. Right Leg stops off at the casino and starts drinking free drinks. Left Leg starts drinking on the flight, starts an argument with the stewardess, and gets thrown off the plane.>

Euterpe - In beds.

Taco - Cause he ran across the street to pickup cigarettes.

What are the sociopolitical ramifications of people using big words that they don't know the definition of?

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Billy Grace

Land Market Facilitator

Join date: 8 Mar 2004

Posts: 2,307

01-10-2006 09:51

Take a look at your own question for the answer.

Why aren't you people entertaining me more today?

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John Cleese, 1939 -

Siobhan OFlynn

Evildoer

Join date: 19 Aug 2003

Posts: 1,140

01-10-2006 10:45

From: Billy Grace

Why aren't you people entertaining me more today?

Because we are afraid of possibly annoying you instead and being tossed into Federal Prison!

Why haven't I won the lottery yet?

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From: Starax Statosky

Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven.

From: pandastrong Fairplay

omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit

From: Soleil Mirabeau

I'll miss all of you assholes.

Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

01-10-2006 10:57

From: Siobhan OFlynn

Because we are afraid of possibly annoying you instead and being tossed into Federal Prison!

Why haven't I won the lottery yet?

Because the lottery is rigged to let anyone but you win

Why did that storm knock out my power last night?

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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin

You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Billy Grace

Land Market Facilitator

Join date: 8 Mar 2004

Posts: 2,307

01-10-2006 12:15

God was watching over you.

Swiss or chedder?

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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
John Cleese, 1939 -

Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

Join date: 3 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,898

01-10-2006 13:36

From: Billy Grace

God was watching over you.

Swiss or chedder?

Swiss smells like sour assh*le.

Does God speak assembly?

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"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
-Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey

Euterpe Roo

The millionth monkey

Join date: 24 Jan 2005

Posts: 1,395

01-10-2006 13:37

From: Billy Grace

God was watching over you.

Swiss or chedder?

Swiss.

[Snark=Roo]Cheddar?

[/Snark]

<buys Logan's already-wet pants a drink>

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"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo

“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN

"

next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"

" Desmond Shang

Siobhan OFlynn

Evildoer

Join date: 19 Aug 2003

Posts: 1,140

01-10-2006 13:39

From: Chance Abattoir

Swiss smells like sour assh*le.

Does God speak assembly?

No. He only speaks English.

How does Chance Abattoir know what sour assh*le's smell like?

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From: Starax Statosky

Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven.

From: pandastrong Fairplay

omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit

From: Soleil Mirabeau

I'll miss all of you assholes.

Logan Bauer

Inept Adept

Join date: 13 Jun 2004

Posts: 2,237

01-10-2006 13:45

From: Siobhan OFlynn

No. He only speaks English.

How does Chance Abattoir know what sour assh*le's smell like?

Lets just say there's more than a few of them that have been stank'in up the forums on various occasions...

How does one get cranberry-stains out of their pants?

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Billy Grace

Land Market Facilitator

Join date: 8 Mar 2004

Posts: 2,307

01-10-2006 13:45

You give them to good will

How many hours of inworld SL play do you have to play a week to be classified as an addict?

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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
John Cleese, 1939 -

Logan Bauer

Inept Adept

Join date: 13 Jun 2004

Posts: 2,237

01-10-2006 13:48

42

Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man?
....
The MUFFIN MAN?!??

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Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

01-10-2006 13:50

**Edit - darn you all

No i do NOT know the muffin man

How do you make people understand that if they are on the east coast, they are 3 hours AHEAD of the west coast and calling someone on the west coast when it is 9:00 Eastern means it is 6:00 in the morning Pacific time?

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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin

You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Lora Morgan

Puts the "eek" in "geek"

Join date: 19 Mar 2004

Posts: 779

01-10-2006 14:00

Call the offending East-coaster at 9pm.

What if what I saw as red was really blue to you? How could anyone tell?

Billy Grace

Land Market Facilitator

Join date: 8 Mar 2004

Posts: 2,307

01-10-2006 14:02

Your tongue would be green

Why do super bowl MVPs like Disney World so much?

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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
John Cleese, 1939 -

Marina Mauriac

Registered User

Join date: 28 Nov 2005

Posts: 195

01-10-2006 14:08

From: Billy Grace

Your tongue would be green

Why do super bowl MVPs like Disney World so much?

Because they get free tickets.

Do cannibals fear each other?

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"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato

Psyra Extraordinaire

Corra Nacunda Chieftain

Join date: 24 Jul 2004

Posts: 1,533

01-10-2006 14:08

It has something to do with guys in bulky costumes, it's like being in the field again.

The power just went out. When will I know when it's back on?

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Siobhan OFlynn

Evildoer

Join date: 19 Aug 2003

Posts: 1,140

01-10-2006 15:08

From: Psyra Extraordinaire

It has something to do with guys in bulky costumes, it's like being in the field again.

The power just went out. When will I know when it's back on?

When you open your refrigerator.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

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From: Starax Statosky

Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven.

From: pandastrong Fairplay

omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit

From: Soleil Mirabeau

I'll miss all of you assholes.

Billy Grace

Land Market Facilitator

Join date: 8 Mar 2004

Posts: 2,307

01-10-2006 15:28

From: Marina Mauriac

Because they get free tickets.

Do cannibals fear each other?

No, they fear hunger

From: Siobhan OFlynn

When you open your refrigerator.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

All of them

What time is it in hell?

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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
John Cleese, 1939 -

Tod69 Talamasca

The Human Tripod ;)

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 4,107

01-10-2006 15:50

From: Billy Grace

What time is it in hell?

It is always 9 AM Monday Morning!

Do dogs ever do it "Human Style"?

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really pissy & mean right now and NOT happy with Life.

Ursa Falcone

Rocket Scientist

Join date: 26 Mar 2004

Posts: 1,989

01-10-2006 17:55

Yes, but only once.

How many tacs are there in TICTACTOE

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Jeska Linden: I'm closing this thread because it's obviously overstepped the boundaries of useful conversation, even for the off-topic forum.

Teeny Leviathan

Never started World War 3

Join date: 20 May 2003

Posts: 2,716

01-10-2006 19:20

From: Ursa Falcone

How many tacs are there in TICTACTOE

One.

Why do seagulls love fried chicken?

Bertha Horton

Fat w/ Ice Cream

Join date: 19 Sep 2005

Posts: 835

01-10-2006 19:40

Because it tastes like... you know.

Who shot the sans serif?

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The really stupid questions game
Taco Rubio also quite creepy Join date: 15 Feb 2004 Posts: 3,349	01-10-2006 09:37 From: Logan Bauer Question - Where did my pants go?!? And, followup question, where did my cranberry sauce go!?!?!?!?!? Your pants, and your self-basting sauce, were last seen boarding Qantas flight QF2402, from Brisbane to Emerald. Why can't Logan ever learn to check his PMs? _____________________ From: Torley Linden We can't be clear enough, ever, in our communication.
Euterpe Roo The millionth monkey Join date: 24 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,395	01-10-2006 09:42 From: Introvert Petunia I did not, however, pursue the matter further but have always been curious as to what the duty-cycle on those appliances is. It should be directly preportionate to need of said appliances. From: Introvert Petunia Is the British Parliment either Funkadelic, smokable, or both? As with any titular body of government, you should smoke 'em if you got 'em. From: Logan "fruit lover" Bauer Question - Where did my pants go?!? And, followup question, where did my cranberry sauce go!?!?!?!?!? Your pants married your sauce--they are honeymooning in Vegas. In Turkey, showing the bottom of the feet is tremendously offensive and disrespectful. How do Turkish people sleep? _____________________ "Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo “One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN "next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang
Sanstrom Laxness Alway's Learning Join date: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 79	01-10-2006 09:46 They sleep walk... What does a stupid question look like? _____________________
Logan Bauer Inept Adept Join date: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 2,237	01-10-2006 09:50 <Sends Left Leg to Emerald, Right Leg to Vegas. Right Leg stops off at the casino and starts drinking free drinks. Left Leg starts drinking on the flight, starts an argument with the stewardess, and gets thrown off the plane.> Euterpe - In beds. Taco - Cause he ran across the street to pickup cigarettes. What are the sociopolitical ramifications of people using big words that they don't know the definition of? _____________________ PICS - BLOG - http://arcticgreenhouse.blogspot.com/ XSTREET - INWORLD -http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alternate Reality/144/138/54/
Billy Grace Land Market Facilitator Join date: 8 Mar 2004 Posts: 2,307	01-10-2006 09:51 Take a look at your own question for the answer. Why aren't you people entertaining me more today? _____________________ I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese, 1939 -
Siobhan OFlynn Evildoer Join date: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 1,140	01-10-2006 10:45 From: Billy Grace Why aren't you people entertaining me more today? Because we are afraid of possibly annoying you instead and being tossed into Federal Prison! Why haven't I won the lottery yet? _____________________ From: Starax Statosky Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven. From: pandastrong Fairplay omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit From: Soleil Mirabeau I'll miss all of you assholes.
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	01-10-2006 10:57 From: Siobhan OFlynn Because we are afraid of possibly annoying you instead and being tossed into Federal Prison! Why haven't I won the lottery yet? Because the lottery is rigged to let anyone but you win Why did that storm knock out my power last night? _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Billy Grace Land Market Facilitator Join date: 8 Mar 2004 Posts: 2,307	01-10-2006 12:15 God was watching over you. Swiss or chedder? _____________________ I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese, 1939 -
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	01-10-2006 13:36 From: Billy Grace God was watching over you. Swiss or chedder? Swiss smells like sour assh*le. Does God speak assembly? _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Euterpe Roo The millionth monkey Join date: 24 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,395	01-10-2006 13:37 From: Billy Grace God was watching over you. Swiss or chedder? Swiss. [Snark=Roo]Cheddar? [/Snark] <buys Logan's already-wet pants a drink> _____________________ "Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo “One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN "next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang
Siobhan OFlynn Evildoer Join date: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 1,140	01-10-2006 13:39 From: Chance Abattoir Swiss smells like sour asshle. Does God speak assembly? No. He only speaks English. How does Chance Abattoir know what sour asshle's smell like? _____________________ From: Starax Statosky Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven. From: pandastrong Fairplay omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit From: Soleil Mirabeau I'll miss all of you assholes.
Logan Bauer Inept Adept Join date: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 2,237	01-10-2006 13:45 From: Siobhan OFlynn No. He only speaks English. How does Chance Abattoir know what sour assh*le's smell like? Lets just say there's more than a few of them that have been stank'in up the forums on various occasions... How does one get cranberry-stains out of their pants? _____________________ PICS - BLOG - http://arcticgreenhouse.blogspot.com/ XSTREET - INWORLD -http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alternate Reality/144/138/54/
Billy Grace Land Market Facilitator Join date: 8 Mar 2004 Posts: 2,307	01-10-2006 13:45 You give them to good will How many hours of inworld SL play do you have to play a week to be classified as an addict? _____________________ I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese, 1939 -
Logan Bauer Inept Adept Join date: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 2,237	01-10-2006 13:48 42 Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? .... The MUFFIN MAN?!?? _____________________ PICS - BLOG - http://arcticgreenhouse.blogspot.com/ XSTREET - INWORLD -http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alternate Reality/144/138/54/
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	01-10-2006 13:50 **Edit - darn you all No i do NOT know the muffin man How do you make people understand that if they are on the east coast, they are 3 hours AHEAD of the west coast and calling someone on the west coast when it is 9:00 Eastern means it is 6:00 in the morning Pacific time? _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Lora Morgan Puts the "eek" in "geek" Join date: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 779	01-10-2006 14:00 Call the offending East-coaster at 9pm. What if what I saw as red was really blue to you? How could anyone tell?
Billy Grace Land Market Facilitator Join date: 8 Mar 2004 Posts: 2,307	01-10-2006 14:02 Your tongue would be green Why do super bowl MVPs like Disney World so much? _____________________ I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese, 1939 -
Marina Mauriac Registered User Join date: 28 Nov 2005 Posts: 195	01-10-2006 14:08 From: Billy Grace Your tongue would be green Why do super bowl MVPs like Disney World so much? Because they get free tickets. Do cannibals fear each other? _____________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato
Psyra Extraordinaire Corra Nacunda Chieftain Join date: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 1,533	01-10-2006 14:08 It has something to do with guys in bulky costumes, it's like being in the field again. The power just went out. When will I know when it's back on? _____________________ E-Mail Psyra at psyralbakor_at_yahoo_dot_com, Visit my Webpage at www.psyra.ca Visit me in-world at the Avaria sims, in Grendel's Children! ^^
Siobhan OFlynn Evildoer Join date: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 1,140	01-10-2006 15:08 From: Psyra Extraordinaire It has something to do with guys in bulky costumes, it's like being in the field again. The power just went out. When will I know when it's back on? When you open your refrigerator. How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? _____________________ From: Starax Statosky Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven. From: pandastrong Fairplay omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit From: Soleil Mirabeau I'll miss all of you assholes.
Billy Grace Land Market Facilitator Join date: 8 Mar 2004 Posts: 2,307	01-10-2006 15:28 From: Marina Mauriac Because they get free tickets. Do cannibals fear each other? No, they fear hunger From: Siobhan OFlynn When you open your refrigerator. How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? All of them What time is it in hell? _____________________ I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese, 1939 -
Tod69 Talamasca The Human Tripod ;) Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 4,107	01-10-2006 15:50 From: Billy Grace What time is it in hell? It is always 9 AM Monday Morning! Do dogs ever do it "Human Style"? _____________________ really pissy & mean right now and NOT happy with Life.
Ursa Falcone Rocket Scientist Join date: 26 Mar 2004 Posts: 1,989	01-10-2006 17:55 Yes, but only once. How many tacs are there in TICTACTOE _____________________ From: someone Jeska Linden: I'm closing this thread because it's obviously overstepped the boundaries of useful conversation, even for the off-topic forum.
Teeny Leviathan Never started World War 3 Join date: 20 May 2003 Posts: 2,716	01-10-2006 19:20 From: Ursa Falcone How many tacs are there in TICTACTOE One. Why do seagulls love fried chicken?
Bertha Horton Fat w/ Ice Cream Join date: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 835	01-10-2006 19:40 Because it tastes like... you know. Who shot the sans serif? _____________________ Trapped in a world she never made!

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