The way to play:
First answer the question before you (it doesn't have to be a correct answer), then ask a really stupid question.
If you are self employed and you do not get along with your boss, and you are let go, can you collect unemployment?
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Marina Mauriac
Registered User
Join date: 28 Nov 2005
Posts: 195
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01-07-2006 09:00
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"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
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Bertha Horton
Fat w/ Ice Cream
Join date: 19 Sep 2005
Posts: 835
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01-07-2006 21:14
No.
If you push the chain instead of pull it, does the toilet flush the other way? _____________________
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Cottonteil Muromachi
Abominable
Join date: 2 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,071
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01-07-2006 21:35
I don't know.
If you're a person who enjoys vices like prostitutes, gambling, drugs and alcohol,. . when you die and go to hell, is it actually better than going to a goody goody heaven devoid of all the vices you once loved? |
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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01-07-2006 21:52
I don't know. If you're a person who enjoys vices like prostitutes, gambling, drugs and alcohol,. . when you die and go to hell, is it actually better than going to a goody goody heaven devoid of all the vices you once loved? No, because they'll set up a heaven for you in hell just to screw with you. Why are there mangroves but no boygroves? If I grew a boygrove, would it cause pederasts to leave the city in droves and head for the hills? _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
Join date: 17 Mar 2005
Posts: 901
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01-07-2006 21:57
**sounds like a robot** That's two questions. You have been eliminated.
Why is the sky blue? _____________________
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,771
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01-07-2006 21:58
because
Why can't we untie our belly buttons and look inside our tummies?? |
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Cottonteil Muromachi
Abominable
Join date: 2 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,071
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01-07-2006 22:04
No, because they'll set up a heaven for you in hell just to screw with you. I still don't know. If they set up a heaven in hell just to screw you, will they set up a hell in heaven to make you happy? |
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Frostie Flora
Dilly-Dally Shilly-Shally
Join date: 27 May 2004
Posts: 526
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01-07-2006 22:09
I still don't know. If they set up a heaven in hell just to screw you, will they set up a hell in heaven to make you happy? Of course, when the snow melts, where exactly does the white go? _____________________
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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01-07-2006 22:16
Into my washing machine.
Is it possible to go up the down escalator? _____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN "  next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang |
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Osprey Therian
I want capslocklock
Join date: 6 Jul 2004
Posts: 5,049
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01-07-2006 22:17
You can try but it never works cause you get sucked in.
What the hell is wrong with people who ring my broken doorbell - can't they hear it makes no noise? _____________________
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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01-07-2006 22:22
Perhaps everyone who comes to your door is an obsessive button-pusher.
If, when in an elevator, I press the button for my floor twenty times in rapid succession, does the elevator get me to my destination micro-seconds faster? _____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN " next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang |
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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01-07-2006 22:26
**sounds like a robot** That's two questions. You have been eliminated. Why is the sky blue?  _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
-Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey |
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
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01-08-2006 03:22
(In Comic Book Guy Voice) Frownies are not an answer!
Yes, because everyone knows that hitting the button repeatedly is like flooring a car's accelerator. What is the number for 911? |
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Della Street
Lover of SL
Join date: 9 Aug 2004
Posts: 375
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01-08-2006 03:58
nine one one, grins Why are their braille numbers on "drive up" atm machines?  _____________________
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." George Bernard Shaw
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David Jacobs
Just
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 235
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01-08-2006 04:37
nine one one, grins Why are their braille numbers on "drive up" atm machines? Gives guide dogs an excuse to drive? Why did the people inventing the Emergancy Telephone numbers on the old phones put the numbers at the end? _____________________
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Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
Posts: 5,634
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01-08-2006 05:24
Is it possible to go up the down escalator? I used to do that when I was a kid, I got pretty good at freaking people out by walking fast enough to be moving up, but not making it look like I was putting a lot of effort into it.. _____________________
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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01-08-2006 08:03
Why did the people inventing the Emergancy Telephone numbers on the old phones put the numbers at the end? So that, even if your house was burning to the ground, for just a moment you could hear the comforting ziiiippppp-click-click-click of a rotary phone. Is a urinal mint really mint-flavored? (Zapoteth, I bet you looked a bit like the "Minister of Funny Walks"  )_____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN " next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang |
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Introvert Petunia
over 2 billion posts
Join date: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,065
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01-08-2006 08:59
Is a urinal mint really mint-flavored? This is of course for "fresh" ones; I'm not like twisted or anything. If humans performed the act of reproductive coitus with only their hands, what would the start of business meetings be like? |
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
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01-08-2006 09:04
Sticky.
How long is too long to keep your Christmas tree up? _____________________
Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant |
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Travis Bjornson
Registered User
Join date: 25 Sep 2005
Posts: 188
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01-08-2006 09:24
July.
Everyone knows that hot dogs are always sold in different package sizes than hot dog buns. Why is it that I was able to buy a package of 8 hot dogs and a package of 8 hot dog buns? |
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Siobhan OFlynn
Evildoer
Join date: 19 Aug 2003
Posts: 1,140
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01-08-2006 09:25
Sticky. How long is too long to keep your Christmas tree up? You'll know it's too long when you light a cigarette and it bursts into flame When the rapture comes, can I have your car? _____________________
Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven. omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit I'll miss all of you assholes.  |
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
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01-08-2006 09:29
July. Everyone knows that hot dogs are always sold in different package sizes than hot dog buns. Why is it that I was able to buy a package of 8 hot dogs and a package of 8 hot dog buns? Because the hot dog makers finally decided to sell 8 for the price of 10. You'll know it's too long when you light a cigarette and it bursts into flame When the rapture comes, can I have your car? No. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? _____________________
Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant |
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Marina Mauriac
Registered User
Join date: 28 Nov 2005
Posts: 195
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01-08-2006 09:35
Because the hot dog makers finally decided to sell 8 for the price of 10. No. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he could chuck. Can human hermaphrodites reproduce? _____________________
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato |
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
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01-08-2006 09:37
As much as he could chuck. Can human hermaphrodites reproduce? Need clarification... do you mean can they reproduce with themselves or at all? _____________________
Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant |
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Marina Mauriac
Registered User
Join date: 28 Nov 2005
Posts: 195
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01-08-2006 09:40
Need clarification... do you mean can they reproduce with themselves or at all? I guess my first question would be could they reproduce at all, then I would ask if it were possible for them to reproduce alone.....LOL _____________________
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato |