The really stupid questions game
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
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01-10-2006 20:43
From: Bertha Horton Because it tastes like... you know.
Who shot the sans serif? Her name was Verdana. But she swears it was in self defence, and that she did not shoot the deputy. If I keep making that face, my face won't REALLY freeze that way, will it? I've been trying and it's not working! 
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
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01-10-2006 21:04
From: Logan Bauer Her name was Verdana. But she swears it was in self defence, and that she did not shoot the deputy. It took me a moment but I SO got that. Hahaha. Hey why don't cars drive themselves?
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CryOrcid Menoptra
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Join date: 3 Dec 2005
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01-11-2006 07:20
From: Torley Torgeson It took me a moment but I SO got that. Hahaha.
Hey why don't cars drive themselves? Becasue they arn't a high enough life form..... Whats the deal with 1 way Mirrors?
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Billy Grace
Land Market Facilitator
Join date: 8 Mar 2004
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01-11-2006 08:31
They see you n can make fun of what you are wearing w/o your knowledge.
What kind of cheese is the moon made of?
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
Join date: 17 Mar 2005
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01-11-2006 08:46
Dunno, never been there.
Why do people only have 2 legs?
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CryOrcid Menoptra
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01-11-2006 08:46
From: Billy Grace They see you n can make fun of what you are wearing w/o your knowledge.
What kind of cheese is the moon made of? It's not made of cheese, it's made of happyness and moonbeams.... What do you call it?
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Billy Grace
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01-11-2006 09:02
From: MJ Hathor Dunno, never been there.
Why do people only have 2 legs? Because 3 is an odd number From: CryOrcid Menoptra It's not made of cheese, it's made of happyness and moonbeams....
What do you call it? You know. Why is it so hard?
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese, 1939 -
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CryOrcid Menoptra
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01-11-2006 09:05
From: Billy Grace Because 3 is an odd number
You know.
Why is it so hard? Because you won't leave it alone... where DOES the time go?
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Billy Grace
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01-11-2006 09:06
In a black hole
What is the meaning of life?
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese, 1939 -
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
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01-11-2006 09:09
From: Billy Grace In a black hole
What is the meaning of life? 42 Why are they called "potholes"?
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You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
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01-11-2006 09:10
From: Billy Grace In a black hole
What is the meaning of life? Whatever meaning you choose to make it. Can calling someone a Padantic Ass be an insult?
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CryOrcid Menoptra
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01-11-2006 09:16
From: Joy Honey 42
Why are they called "potholes"? LOL!! 42.... we came all the way here for 42?! Potholes are caused when stoned people dig in the street Why does chalk taste so bad?
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
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01-11-2006 09:17
From: CryOrcid Menoptra LOL!! 42.... we came all the way here for 42?!
Potholes are caused when stoned people dig in the street
Why does chalk taste so bad? cause you ate it!!! Why am I being ignored!!!!!???????
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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01-11-2006 09:19
From: CryOrcid Menoptra Why does chalk taste so bad? because it tastes like chalk From: MJ Hathor Can calling someone a Padantic Ass be an insult? yes, and moreso if you call them Pedantic Ass  Why won't it stop raining?
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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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01-11-2006 09:20
From: MJ Hathor cause you ate it!!!
Why am I being ignored!!!!!??????? You aren't. You're slow from too much skunk  see my stupid question above 
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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
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01-11-2006 09:23
From: Joy Honey because it tastes like chalk yes, and moreso if you call them Pedantic Ass  Why won't it stop raining? Because I keep doing the rain dance. How come I'm asking stupid questions??
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CryOrcid Menoptra
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01-11-2006 09:32
From: MJ Hathor Because I keep doing the rain dance.
How come I'm asking stupid questions?? beacause it's soooo much fun *giggle* Are you listening to me?
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
Join date: 17 Mar 2005
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01-11-2006 09:36
No, I'm reading you! What are you wearing right now?
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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01-11-2006 09:48
From: MJ Hathor No, I'm reading you! What are you wearing right now? sweats What's your sign? 
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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
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01-11-2006 09:53
From: Joy Honey sweats What's your sign?  Aries You look familiar have we met??? 
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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01-11-2006 10:01
From: MJ Hathor Aries You look familiar have we met???  No, but I sure do hear that a lot. Why do my kids like watching the Wiggles?
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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
Join date: 17 Mar 2005
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01-11-2006 10:04
Because they sing and dance with our kids and we don't.
When is it time to party like its 1999??
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
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01-11-2006 10:05
Unrequited love for a household item is possible, and preferable to it being consumated.
Do you know what I'm going to tell you?
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
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01-11-2006 10:21
Tonight!
Why can't I think of any more stupid questions?
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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin
You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
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Billy Grace
Land Market Facilitator
Join date: 8 Mar 2004
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01-11-2006 12:40
Could it be the brain damage? What's the stupidest question in the universe?
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese, 1939 -
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