If I shaved my cat would it be cold?
No, just embarassed and bald.
Why do men have nipples?
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Euterpe Roo
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01-13-2006 09:36
If I shaved my cat would it be cold? No, just embarassed and bald. Why do men have nipples? _____________________
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
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01-13-2006 09:39
No, just embarassed and bald. Why do men have nipples? If they didn't where would the nipple rings go? (I guess I answered and asked at the same time  )_____________________
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
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01-13-2006 09:40
If they didn't where would the nipple rings go? (I guess I answered and asked at the same time )I think the answer to that would be Prince Albert Why when I say "say it", people ask "say what?"???? _____________________
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
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01-13-2006 09:48
I think the answer to that would be Prince Albert Why when I say "say it", people ask "say what?"???? Because you have not offered "don't spray it." Has ribbing ever increased *anyone's* pleasure? _____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN " next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang |
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Barbarra Blair
Short Person
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01-13-2006 09:49
Because "it" is such and odd thing to request to hear.
If a female member of a cattle herd is a cow, and a female member of a group of swine is a sow, then what is a female chicken? _____________________
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
Join date: 17 Mar 2005
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01-13-2006 10:14
Because you have not offered "don't spray it." Has ribbing ever increased *anyone's* pleasure? It doesn't increase mine and I'm all that counts. Why don't we (USA) drive on the left side of the road like some countries get to? _____________________
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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01-13-2006 10:22
It doesn't increase mine and I'm all that counts. Why don't we (USA) drive on the left side of the road like some countries get to? Because road ragers would get even MORE pissed off if we changed the rules....  Do you know the way to Tipperary? _____________________
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
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01-13-2006 12:28
Go North and take a left at google.
If there is PMS, why don't they have an acronym for during that doesn't sound as stupid as DMS? _____________________
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
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01-13-2006 12:42
Go North and take a left at google. If there is PMS, why don't they have an acronym for during that doesn't sound as stupid as DMS? I call it "S-ing" When I turn my television off, is the program I was watching still on? _____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN " next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang |
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Trinity Serpentine
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01-13-2006 12:46
I call it "S-ing" When I turn my television off, is the program I was watching still on? No, all television ceases to exist when the tv is off. You call it syndroming?  _____________________
Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. |
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Zapoteth Zaius
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01-13-2006 13:01
No, all television ceases to exist when the tv is off. You call it syndroming? Only when wet.. When you snap pills in half, does the effect of them leak out? _____________________
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Zapoteth Zaius
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01-13-2006 13:02
No, all television ceases to exist when the tv is off. You call it syndroming? Only when wet.. When you take a plug out of a socket, where does the electricity go? _____________________
I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted and used against me.
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Atrahasis Lameth
Registered User
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01-13-2006 13:25
back into the wall
why is it that im still reading this thread? |
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Marina Mauriac
Registered User
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01-13-2006 13:47
back into the wall why is it that im still reading this thread? Same reason my son continues to blow in the cats ear after being bitten. When is enough, enough? _____________________
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
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01-13-2006 13:51
Same reason my son continues to blow in the cats ear after being bitten. When is enough, enough? When you've exploded, imploded or been arrested. How far is too far? _____________________
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
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01-13-2006 14:09
How far is too far? When my feet get sore. Why is there air? P2 _____________________
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Introvert Petunia
over 2 billion posts
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01-13-2006 15:00
Why do men have nipples? Why are "thousand year old eggs" (a food) not a thousand years old? |
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
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01-13-2006 15:05
When my feet get sore. Why is there air? P2 So the 70s could provide Air Supply. Could D.M.S. be called "Menses Affective Disorder"? _____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
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Keknehv Psaltery
Hacker
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01-13-2006 16:04
Could D.M.S. be called "Menses Affective Disorder"? No, because it's obviously the Division of Measurement Standards. Why aren't women attracted to fat smelly men? _____________________
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
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01-13-2006 16:16
No, because it's obviously the Division of Measurement Standards. Why aren't women attracted to fat smelly men? Because they aren't fat smelly WEALTHY men. Why do people drink 64 ounce diet drinks? |
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Rickard Roentgen
Renaissance Punk
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01-13-2006 16:40
Because they're thirsty.
Where's the 11 on the telephone? _____________________
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Felicity Sneerwell
The shoe fiend
Join date: 20 Aug 2005
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01-13-2006 17:09
Because they're thirsty. Where's the 11 on the telephone? It's the # with a couple of horizontal lines through it. How come people use the redial button when they know they just dialed the wrong phone number? |
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Madame Maracas
Not who you think I am...
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01-13-2006 18:36
It's the # with a couple of horizontal lines through it. How come people use the redial button when they know they just dialed the wrong phone number? To get that person at the wrong number to renew their "license for phone usage". Isn't paper money really cloth money? _____________________
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Spinner Poutine
Still rezzin or am I
Join date: 28 Oct 2005
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01-14-2006 00:19
To get that person at the wrong number to renew their "license for phone usage". Isn't paper money really cloth money? not if you're a bad counterfeitor Do cement shoes have laces? _____________________
Can't we all just get along?
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MJ Hathor
Purple Butterfly
Join date: 17 Mar 2005
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01-14-2006 09:17
Yes. Cement Laces.
 Who named Earth? _____________________
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