Important Skin Related Question!

That's what I thought...especially in the dark....

Little known factoid: SL is reportedly the result of an experiment in haptic hardware. It was always about the pr0n...

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Psssst! Over here. Wanna make a few Lindens?

Oh har har har... I made sure there was a mixup at the photo lab. Brenda, you actually received the pictures from my Aunt Bertha's 85th birthday party...she gets a little crazy when she's had too much sherry to drink. Those pics aren't of MY cootchie...

Does Aunt Bertha Match?

And does she want sex now? Or will she bake a pie?

To Carli: Well, Aunt Bertha doesn't get out much, so yes, she's all the same color.

To Brenda: Dude, she'll take all the sex she can get.

Far out!

LOL - sounds like you need to tell Aunt Bertha about SL !

Mr. Howe:

Be advised that I will be proceeding pro se. Without waiving defenses related to lack of jurisdiction, I will accept service of your complaint via public posting on a billboard located within sight of the Hanson Infohub, my current home. Without admitting liability, and in order to settle this matter short of further litigation, I would be prepared to offer your client a biplane ride which may or may not result in both of us being orbited, banned, killed, muted, or otherwise abused. Additionally, I have a freebie inflatable boat which I have never actually used and I would be willing to throw it in to sweeten the pot. Since you will be unlikely to prove any sort of legitimate chain of causation between my dancing frog and your client's ruptured intestines, and your damages appear to be negligible, since you really don't need innards in SL, I doubt you will be able to prevail on your claims to any great degree. Nevertheless, I am making this offer, which, incidentally, is inadmissible under the SL Rules of Evidence, in order to avoid the heartache, distress and grief inherent in SLitigation. This offer will be withdrawn if not accepted within the next 38 years or immediately, whichever comes first.

OMG, Trout ties himself for second place.
Kidd puts in for a kidney transplant.

I know Trout's prim part can sing and dance, but ..

.. did we ever establish whether Trout matches?

Then why do you, Mr. Recreant, eat so much pie?

Maybe the singing/dancing thing burns up a lot of calories.

/me admires Carli's ability to focus.

I'm going to be conducting a survey and extensive field testing to determine the answer to this question. I'm a SLientist. Or a Slatistician. Or an idiot. At any rate, this is my new angle. "Hey baby, wanna help me with an experiment?"

/me just creeped himself out. Maybe I won't do that after all.




Innards are not essential to pie ingestion in SL. All you need is a mouth. In fact, the fewer innards you have in your body cavity, the more room there is to pack stuff in. Where do you think I keep all the stuff in my inventory?

Only fair considering she started all this.

Well I can either figure out the solution to this problem, And then fix the guys who actually get invited back .. Which isnt many.

Or somehow we can improve the appearance of guys everwhere so I dont have to go "Ugh .. not again" soon as Mr-Right-Now's pants come off.

Although I admit the current situation does have some entertainment value, since you can go in IM - "Hey do you see that guy? wow whats up with his ..?"

Wow, the stuff in my inventory must be infinitesimally small... either that or my stomach is a black hole.
If I've got all those hairstyles stored in my belly... that's one hell of a hairball *cough*

So....does that mean, the shoes that are in my butt are actually on the way out...?

Try a biplane, a couple canoes and a brain in a jar.

Is that an Abby Normal brain?

Haha what a great name for an avatar!

Dunno, why? I can check when I get online tonight.

I think she's just trying to narrow in on what exactly your parasite SHOULD be singing ... if it's an Abby Normal brain, then clearly your little Frankenstein should be doing "Putting on the Ritz". Or, even better, the "Sweet Mysteries of Life ..." song...