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Brenda Connolly
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09-04-2007 11:07
I think she's just trying to narrow in on what exactly your parasite SHOULD be singing ... if it's an Abby Normal brain, then clearly your little Frankenstein should be doing "Putting on the Ritz". Or, even better, the "Sweet Mysteries of Life ..." song...  Do you want Sex now, Frau Brucher?_____________________
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Nika Talaj
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09-04-2007 11:08
*listens for the whinnies and takes up her violin*
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Oryx Tempel
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09-04-2007 11:10
Do you want Sex now, Frau Brucher?I bet Frau Brucher matches. *listens to horses neighing in terror* _____________________
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Carli Dancer
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09-04-2007 20:30
I think she's just trying to narrow in on what exactly your parasite SHOULD be singing ... if it's an Abby Normal brain, then clearly your little Frankenstein should be doing "Putting on the Ritz". Or, even better, the "Sweet Mysteries of Life ..." song... Well if hed get that light he needs it could be "You light up my life" It might be funny for it to sing "The Lemon Song" It would be disturbing for it to sing "The Thong Song" |
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Brenda Connolly
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09-04-2007 20:33
Well if hed get that light he needs it could be "You light up my life" It might be funny for it to sing "The Lemon Song" It would be disturbing for it to sing "The Thong Song" "Hanes. My baby's got me locked up in Hanes...." _____________________
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Carli Dancer
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09-04-2007 20:37
"Hanes. My baby's got me locked up in Hanes...." Theme Appropriate: "I want your sex" Thread Approprite: "True Colors" |
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Govindira Galatea
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09-04-2007 22:15
Ain't nobody realized? "Turn on your love light, "Let it shine on me..." [/INDENT] _____________________
"A person who talks fast often says things she hasn't thought of yet." "The Creator has a Master Plan: Peace and Happiness through all the Land." |
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bilbo99 Emu
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09-05-2007 03:14
So....does that mean, the shoes that are in my butt are actually on the way out...?  of fashion? ... oh yes! you need to buy more ... many, many more! _____________________
Be polite .. that newbie could be your next ex-partner.
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Scorpio Galatea
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The solution is simple !
09-05-2007 04:28
Never mind the colour of the offending article (I can't possibly say the *c%%k word in polite forums)
Being English it is well known that we only have sex with our socks and shoes on and in the dark. That gets rid of the worry that the 'curtains and pole' don't match the carpet. _____________________
Reality can be hell when you're only visiting.
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Colette Meiji
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09-05-2007 06:10
Never mind the colour of the offending article (I can't possibly say the *c%%k word in polite forums) Being English it is well known that we only have sex with our socks and shoes on and in the dark. That gets rid of the worry that the 'curtains and pole' don't match the carpet. Who has pixel sex in the dark? Darks not all that dark anyhow. |
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bilbo99 Emu
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09-05-2007 06:34
Who has pixel sex in the dark? Sheesh! .. that's getting too much like RL ... er .. er .. so I heard! _____________________
Be polite .. that newbie could be your next ex-partner.
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Brenda Connolly
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09-05-2007 07:17
Who has pixel sex in the dark? . Lindens? _____________________
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Colette Meiji
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09-05-2007 07:17
Lindens? Talking about the Lindens having sex is Broadly Offensive. |
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Sally Silvera
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09-05-2007 07:26
Talking about the Lindens having sex is Broadly Offensive. That just made me think of my next question for the Dear Brenda column in the popular Broadly Offensive publication: Dear Brenda, do Lindens eat pie? |
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Lexxi Gynoid
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09-05-2007 07:30
Even with the best quality workmanship, it is tricky to get a skin and a prim attachment to match. Light interacts differently with skins and prims. This also happens with prim skirts, but mismatched skin tones are more obvious. Yes. It is very annoying. I want my prim skirt to match my skin  _____________________
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Lexxi Gynoid
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09-05-2007 07:34
I soooo am not carrying around a spotlight for my junk. WTF? Do you want me to dress it in a little tuxedo and teach it to dance like that talking frog in the Bugs Bunny cartoons? And now, presenting, the Amazing Trout Jr.!! (Curtain raises - spotlight center stage, cue music) Crowd: Oooooh...Ahhhhhh (big round of applause) Trout Jr.: Hello my honey, hello my baby, Hello my ragtime gaaaaal. Nope. No way in hell am I getting special pants monkey lighting. Um, yes please. I want to see the tiny tuxedo wearing mini Trout dancing the dance of smallness . .. And why did you pick that song from Spaceballs? I now picture an alien leaping from your pants and dancing. _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Lexxi Gynoid
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09-05-2007 07:36
No, it's just hard to hear him when he's in...um...in...volved...muffled. Wait scratch that, muffled sounds...bad. That was the best joke I've made in a while in terms of making me laugh, so it wasn't a complete bomb. /me does best Luther Ingram impression: :If I'm doing it wrong, then baby, I don't want to do it right." Don't worry - you are being very funny, yes. . . you and your miniature tiny alien unit. _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Lexxi Gynoid
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09-05-2007 07:39
hmmmm. Conflict alert. No way on God's green earth, or a LOT of money. Which is it? Most of the earth is blue-ish . . so . . . _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Ann Launay
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09-05-2007 07:39
That just made me think of my next question for the Dear Brenda column in the popular Broadly Offensive publication: Dear Brenda, do Lindens eat pie? Wouldn't I be able to answer that better?  Of course they do! But only the kind shown here: /327/2b/208450/1.html#post1664517 _____________________
~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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Lexxi Gynoid
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09-05-2007 07:41
OH MY GOD, what are you DOING? I just read up five pages of this thread and can't breathe any more. I almost laughed my head off.  How would a man go about taking photos of his appendage in RL that would be of use in SL? Roll it around on a scanner???? oh wow . . dang . . I really didn't want that image . .. out of my head image. . .aaaaaahhhhhh Well I laughed and I cringed . . . _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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09-05-2007 07:42
That just made me think of my next question for the Dear Brenda column in the popular Broadly Offensive publication: Dear Brenda, do Lindens eat pie? Question noted. _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Sally Silvera
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09-05-2007 07:42
Wouldn't I be able to answer that better? Of course they do! But only the kind shown here: /327/2b/208450/1.html#post1664517/327/2b/208450/1.html#post1664517 Thanks for clearing that up Ann, should have known you'd come up with the goods Doesn't sound very nice though, maybe they can feed it to the hamsters. |
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Lexxi Gynoid
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09-05-2007 07:48
Who has pixel sex in the dark? Darks not all that dark anyhow. Eyes tightly shut _____________________
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Nika Talaj
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09-05-2007 07:49
Someone should send Trout's idea to xcite as a new feature request. You know, a "song and dance" menu option. They already have the audio packs ... and it already moves ...
and takes itself faaarrrrrrrr too seriously! Bring one of those to an escort encounter and she'll probably pay YOU! *wonders where to get the original open source for appendages* |
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Colette Meiji
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09-05-2007 08:28
Eyes tightly shut ID like to know who has cybersex with their Eyes closed? LOL |