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Brenda Connolly
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08-31-2007 17:46
From: Carli Dancer
Interesting. Do you come here often?

He must, if he fondles himself while he's here. He's not even waiting for teh pickzel sechs.
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08-31-2007 17:46
From: Nika Talaj
ummmm ... actually .... there is a new sculptie appendage manufacturer out there who is compensating men ... and women ... who are willing to do just that. i believe their first product is currently undergoing field trials.

WHY DO I KNOW THESE THINGS?????



OK that is just TOO classic. LOL! But there is just no way on God's green earth that I would let somebody photograph my cootchie for an SL skin. You'd have to pay me a LOT of money.
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08-31-2007 17:47
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And here I thought I was famous. Jesse, do any of us truly know who we are? Philosophers have been asking that question for centuries. Honestly, I don't even know who Trout is either.

Call Integrity/Aristotle. They'll tell you who you are.
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08-31-2007 17:48
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OK that is just TOO classic. LOL! But there is just no way on God's green earth that I would let somebody photograph my cootchie for an SL skin. You'd have to pay me a LOT of money.

/Me Runs for her camera and checkbook. You'll get that sim yet, Honey.
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08-31-2007 17:48
From: Nika Talaj

WHY DO I KNOW THESE THINGS?????



Well, why?
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08-31-2007 17:49
From: Oryx Tempel
OK that is just TOO classic. LOL! But there is just no way on God's green earth that I would let somebody photograph my cootchie for an SL skin. You'd have to pay me a LOT of money.



hmmmm. Conflict alert. No way on God's green earth, or a LOT of money. Which is it?
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08-31-2007 17:50
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Well, why?

And does she want sex now?
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08-31-2007 17:52
From: Oryx Tempel
OK that is just TOO classic. LOL! But there is just no way on God's green earth that I would let somebody photograph my cootchie for an SL skin. You'd have to pay me a LOT of money.


I knows! But maybe the gentlemen would feel differently ... i mean, trout's little guy clearly needs a makeover, all muffled and green. And Jesse ... well, he spends so much TIME with him ... he might want his little friend to be juuuuuust right!
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08-31-2007 17:53
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hmmmm. Conflict alert. No way on God's green earth, or a LOT of money. Which is it?


LOL! Lessee... sort of a moral dilemma ain't it? If 1 anonymous photograph of my cootchie would pay for that Oryx sim for the next 5 years, I'd do it. If it only paid a hundred bucks or so, then no, I wouldn't. Every girl has her price I suppose.
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08-31-2007 17:54
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I knows! But maybe the gentlemen would feel differently ... i mean, trout's little guy clearly needs a makeover, all muffled and green. And Jesse ... well, he spends so much TIME with him ... he might want his little friend to be juuuuuust right!

And I shudder to think what will happen when Figtree finds this thread.... :eek:
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08-31-2007 17:55
From: Brenda Connolly
And I shudder to think what will happen when Figtree finds this thread.... :eek:


does he match?
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08-31-2007 17:56
From: Carli Dancer
does he match?

There is no match for him........ :rolleyes:
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08-31-2007 17:56
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LOL! Lessee... sort of a moral dilemma ain't it? If 1 anonymous photograph of my cootchie would pay for that Oryx sim for the next 5 years, I'd do it. If it only paid a hundred bucks or so, then no, I wouldn't. Every girl has her price I suppose.


You wouldnt think they would have a hard time finding models. All these porn pictures must come from somewhere.
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08-31-2007 17:56
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does he match?


Depends on whether his crabs have protective chameleon coloring...
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08-31-2007 18:30
From: Oryx Tempel
I would think, in view of the high, almost worshipful obsession that men have with their penises, that spotlights would be all the rage...


Actually, most men are much more interested in burying the evidence...
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08-31-2007 18:38
/me peeks into the thread, then slips out hoping no one spotted him.
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08-31-2007 18:43
From: Chris Norse
/me peeks into the thread, then slips out hoping no one spotted him.


thnk theyd only notice you if you were undressed.

And had a spot light

LOL

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08-31-2007 18:45
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thnk theyd only notice you if you were undressed.

And had a spot light

LOL

:p

And didn't match
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08-31-2007 18:46
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/me peeks into the thread, then slips out hoping no one spotted him.

Too bad..I was going to ask if you wanted sex now.
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08-31-2007 19:53
OH MY GOD, what are you DOING? I just read up five pages of this thread and can't breathe any more. I almost laughed my head off.

:D


How would a man go about taking photos of his appendage in RL that would be of use in SL? Roll it around on a scanner????
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08-31-2007 21:57
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How would a man go about taking photos of his appendage in RL that would be of use in SL? Roll it around on a scanner????

The mental image of this is making me crack up laughing all over again. :eek: :D
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08-31-2007 23:54
From: Jesseaitui Petion
You`d be obsessed if you had one too. I often fondle mine while browsing the second life forums.


TMI!
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09-01-2007 00:40
From: Alyx Sands
OH MY GOD, what are you DOING? I just read up five pages of this thread and can't breathe any more. I almost laughed my head off.

:D


How would a man go about taking photos of his appendage in RL that would be of use in SL? Roll it around on a scanner????

The sad thing is; I have in all honesty considered taking photos of my Kawk for my SL appendage. But that was when I was playing around with the whole "SL Sex" scene.


If that causes anyone to stop shopping at my store , I was just kidding.
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09-01-2007 03:53
From: Carli Dancer
Hello All. I was just at a clothing optional party and for the umpteenth time something attracted my notice. I found myself wondering again, why is this?

One thing there is no shortage of in Second Life is naked men. No matter where you go. There they are. The Beach, The Pool, Clubs, breaking into your house, You get the idea.

The Problem? They dont match.

Ive seen hundreds, some from a distance. Quite a few close up. Their skin is beautiful, long hard muscle, great skin tone. Until .. You get to their Nether Attachment. All of a sudden it looks like something sewn on by Doctor Frankenstein. Its not even close theres a sudden jarring mismatch of color and skin tone.

To put it another way .. Their penis can talk, it can turn invisible, it can stand upright on command. It can shoot out flashing lights. But it doesnt match.

WHY IS THIS? Are guys just Color Blind? Do they lack the patience to spend time with something they seem quite attached to? Are they no-mod? And if they are no-mod - WHY?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Why cant the skin of his prim match the rest of him?


They're all the same color with the lights out sweetie!

OMG did I just say that out loud? :)
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09-01-2007 05:52
From: Alyx Sands
How would a man go about taking photos of his appendage in RL that would be of use in SL? Roll it around on a scanner????

Ouches ...
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