What if we make a mistake and make it smaller!?
That could be a good thing. Most of the ones I've seen, um, tooling around SL are far too large...cross your legs and hobble away large.
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Ann Launay
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08-31-2007 16:59
That could be a good thing. Most of the ones I've seen, um, tooling around SL are far too large...cross your legs and hobble away large. _____________________
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Incanus Merlin
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08-31-2007 16:59
Most are too dam big anyway. Nothing says mood killer like a penis that goes in your front and pops out the small of your back. oh I dunno......... lmao |
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08-31-2007 17:00
This is interesting, so someone should add a light in with all the other features? Light on, Light Off. I soooo am not carrying around a spotlight for my junk. WTF? Do you want me to dress it in a little tuxedo and teach it to dance like that talking frog in the Bugs Bunny cartoons? And now, presenting, the Amazing Trout Jr.!! (Curtain raises - spotlight center stage, cue music) Crowd: Oooooh...Ahhhhhh (big round of applause) Trout Jr.: Hello my honey, hello my baby, Hello my ragtime gaaaaal. Nope. No way in hell am I getting special pants monkey lighting. _____________________
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Nika Talaj
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08-31-2007 17:00
waitaminute. people are freaked out by xcite appendages not quite matching and nobody thinks it is passing strange that they TALK???
i mean the things are freakin' parasites! /me shakes her head and hands Trout's parasite a piece of pie |
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Carli Dancer
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08-31-2007 17:03
waitaminute. people are freaked out by xcite appendages not quite matching and nobody thinks it is passing strange that they TALK??? i mean the things are freakin' parasites! /me shakes her head and hands Trout's parasite a piece of pie Hey! The "Why do Prim Cocks Talk?" thread wasnt planned until 11:00. |
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08-31-2007 17:04
Note the above, Nika - mine doesn't just talk, it sings.
Unless it's in use, then it just says, "Mmmrfmm mrmm mrmffm Mrrmrmfm" Or at least that's what it sounds like. Tough to tell. I wish the little bastard would shut up when I'm trying to concentrate. _____________________
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Ann Launay
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08-31-2007 17:04
/me shakes her head and hands Trout's parasite a piece of pie Cream? _____________________
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Nika Talaj
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08-31-2007 17:11
Unless it's in use, then it just says, "Mmmrfmm mrmm mrmffm Mrrmrmfm" Or at least that's what it sounds like. hehe once again Troutsie, you must be doing it wrong! Cream? Why yes, usually! Takes a little longer, tho  |
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Carli Dancer
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08-31-2007 17:26
I soooo am not carrying around a spotlight for my junk. WTF? Well I have a spotlight for my boobs. Seems Fair. Do you want me to dress it in a little tuxedo and teach it to dance like that talking frog in the Bugs Bunny cartoons? No. It might make a good vaudville act, but doesn't sound very sexy. |
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08-31-2007 17:26
hehe once again Troutsie, you must be doing it wrong! No, it's just hard to hear him when he's in...um...in...volved...muffled. Wait scratch that, muffled sounds...bad. That was the best joke I've made in a while in terms of making me laugh, so it wasn't a complete bomb. /me does best Luther Ingram impression: :If I'm doing it wrong, then baby, I don't want to do it right." _____________________
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Nika Talaj
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08-31-2007 17:31
Do you want me to dress it in a little tuxedo and teach it to dance like that talking frog in the Bugs Bunny cartoons? well actually, my answer to this was "yes"! why do you think i gave it pie? |
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Oryx Tempel
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08-31-2007 17:31
I would think, in view of the high, almost worshipful obsession that men have with their penises, that spotlights would be all the rage...
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08-31-2007 17:33
I would think, in view of the high, almost worshipful obsession that men have with their penises, that spotlights would be all the rage... Okay. Now that that is settled. Lets dicuss the lousy textures. Since they are mod that means they can be replaced with skin that looks like it came of an actual human penis? |
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08-31-2007 17:36
Okay. Now that that is settled. Lets dicuss the lousy textures. Since they are mod that means they can be replaced with skin that looks like it came of an actual human penis? ROFL! Imagine the line of men wanting to immortalize their penis by having it photographed and textured into SL. _____________________
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Jesseaitui Petion
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08-31-2007 17:36
You`d be obsessed if you had one too. I often fondle mine while browsing the second life forums.
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08-31-2007 17:38
You`d be obsessed if you had one too. I often fondle mine while browsing the second life forums. Gee I knew you were one, but I didn't know you did it at the same time...Ewwww. _____________________
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08-31-2007 17:39
lmfao
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08-31-2007 17:40
You`d be obsessed if you had one too. I often fondle mine while browsing the second life forums. But does it match? |
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08-31-2007 17:40
You`d be obsessed if you had one too. I often fondle mine while browsing the second life forums. Don't tell me YOU have the hots for Trout too?? _____________________
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Nika Talaj
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08-31-2007 17:40
ROFL! Imagine the line of men wanting to immortalize their penis by having it photographed and textured into SL. ummmm ... actually .... there is a new sculptie appendage manufacturer out there who is compensating men ... and women ... who are willing to do just that. i believe their first product is currently undergoing field trials. WHY DO I KNOW THESE THINGS????? |
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Jesseaitui Petion
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08-31-2007 17:42
Don't tell me YOU have the hots for Trout too?? Hell no. I don`t even know who that is lol _____________________
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it`s so qt
08-31-2007 17:42
But does it match? YES! _____________________
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Carli Dancer
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08-31-2007 17:43
ummmm ... actually .... there is a new sculptie appendage manufacturer out there who is compensating men ... and women ... who are willing to do just that. i believe their first product is currently undergoing field trials. WHY DO I KNOW THESE THINGS????? Hopefully, if the other posters are right, it has a light. |
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Carli Dancer
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08-31-2007 17:44
YES! Interesting. Do you come here often? |
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08-31-2007 17:46
Hell no. I don`t even know who that is lol And here I thought I was famous. Jesse, do any of us truly know who we are? Philosophers have been asking that question for centuries. Honestly, I don't even know who Trout is either. _____________________
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