Want a baby in secondlife? Be careful

Ya know, I love this thread. There aren't 5,000 others just like it on the forums.

Couldn't of said it better myself!!!!

Would this be considered a form of child abuse and neglect? Maybe SL needs a Child Protection Agency!

FIC

Fetus Interrogation Committee

You may want to, but its agaist the forum rules, and it will get edited as soon as a moderator spots it.

I want a baby in RL, anyone know where I can get a nice one?

Bob, I lost all respect for this thread when they compared it to RL Miscarage, its nothing like it and a horrible comparison.

If people are going to make such comparisons, people can well laugh as far as I'm concerned. Its all laughable..

I prefer my Egg Interrogation Committee.

I send out a group of Special Police Egg Retaliation Members.

Indeed!

I guess i will add my two cents here. I have tried to contact montez as well as his appointment maker multiple times when he was both in and out of world. I named my appointment and customization cards because i still have them. The thing that gets me is i was due in NOVEMBER. I got sick in RL and missed one ultrasound appointment. I have not heard anything from this company since i TRIED to reschedule my appointment back in november. This not only happened to me but to a close friend we were both due at the same time. I know things happen. I know people have RL issues and lifes outside of SL. The thing that bothers me is that you charge for a service and should deliver. Maybe me and my friend just slipped through the cracks??!! Well it was a pretty big crack considering we BOTH got treated the same way. I still have no babies and no money back.

Since the thread was resurrected, could you please quote the part you're referring to? I'm interested to see it.

I got two nice ones in real life. It's not easy.

coco

I have one, I need to complete the set!

Well I have 3, which one U want? Will contact U in game to make the proper arrangements.

Well it sucks for sure to loose money from a Scam (both Rl and SL)...and the scoundrel should be exposed for sure. But the mourning part is kinda freaky... I mean we are taking about about of bunch of 0's and 1's right? RIGHT?
If this isn't roleplay.. I would seriously suggest counselling becasue this is way over the top here.

We work directly with clients and baby orders between the hours of 4-7 during the week at which time we often have not only a full schedule of appointments but many walk-ins and general questions to answer. It's in no way unreasonable to wait less than 24 hours for a fully customized and personalized baby to be created or altered for you. A little patience and consideration would be appreciated. We do work hard to provide a quality service...and have offered full refunds to those who felt our service did not meet their needs or expectations.

Anyone who would like to visit our facility and take a look at our product and services is welcome to come by, ask questions and see first hand what we have to offer...

X. Can't rez the baby cause of the 70 prim sex bed.

If only real life was that easy...

that visual image is going to give me some nasty nightmares

I have to admit they are pretty professional and have a sense of humor. When I found myself asking if they came in flavors, she didn't even bat an eye, but instead explained how different blood types could make different tastes...

Sure hes 18, 6' tall, will eat you out of house and home and spoiled spoiled spoiled. But if you want him he is all yours, He comes with a stereo, xbox live, computer, full size bed, a car and enough clothes you wont need to do his laundry for a few months.

When should we expect you?

I will throw in his bank account if we can sign the papers by weeks end lol

Appendages flailing running at me, ferocious, tenaciously clawing at me.
The devious gelatin holding me fast, miraculous now you let me ooze past.
Over the wall rushing rivers of sleaze, the tip of stalactites incising my
Knees.
A slipper of sand dollar day at the shore, the next evening at home that i
Dread even more.

Would you please make clear to me, I’m peering out through your opacity.
Though you’ve rehearsed, tomorrow’s verse, forgive me if I don’t sing your key.

Look back on those days when my life was a haze, gelatin lay on a truncated
Sleigh.
Copernicus drank from a vessel that stank, from a freemasons cranked to the
Overflow tank.
Bane of the weasel for biting is fun, jump on the turnstile and watch me go
Round.
Swim with the cactus and float with the stone, I try to convey what you strive
To condone.

Would you please make clear to me, I’m peering out through your opacity.
Though you’ve rehearsed, tomorrows verse, forgive me if I don’t sing in your key.
Play it leo!

Would you please make clear to me, I’m peering out through your opacity.
Though you’ve rehearsed, tomorrows verse, forgive me if I don’t sing in your key.
Would you please make clear to me, why nothing is the first thing that I see.
And if you do, and I see you, then you will be the nothing left for me.
Would you please make clear to me, why nothing is the first thing that I see.
And if you do, and I see you, then you will be the nothing left for me.

p.s.

Shrooms!

These human beings are really hard to understand sometimes, aren't they?

Damn, you beat me to it!

awww you coulda reposted it - it was old, after all

I can do U one better: I have one who's 22, 6'3", ditto on the eating and spoiled thing.
Stero, xbox....computer? HELL no, that's MINE!! Ummm ummmm.....shit I admit defeat mine has less accessories.