Top 10 Signs...

Hey guys, found this over on the 'Fashion Feed of SL' Had me laughing a few times

Top Ten Signs your Girlfriend is a Man, Baby!

10) She plays with her boobs more than you do

9) You picked her up at a strip joint/sex club

She says, “just call me Al”

7) Her avatar name is too indecent to tell your mom (IWILLSUCKU Gallore)

6) She can handle your c**k better than you can

5) She looks like she would tip over in a strong wind

4) She likes to overly dramaticize her attempt at trying on an xcite c**k and blog about it! (okay only the older bloggers are gonna get that one)

3) On voice she sounds like she smokes 10 packs a day while downing a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon

2) She thinks you look really hot in a tail and whiskers

1) She keeps “accidentally” jumping on the blue ball before you do

hahah funny!

#7 - so true so true lol

What about the "she's one day in SL, has L$ 20,000 invested in her looks and no source of income?".

There is a reason there are third party sites.

ibtl

What lock? This is the Wild West.

Your ibtl is completely out of the blue, perhaps you posted in the wrong thread? *giggles*

Risked the lock...I thought the forum could use some added humor this morning

Worth the risk, a good chuckle to start the day is always a good thing.

No it's really not. Threads are locked daily.

And occasionally unlocked again too!

Pep (Sometimes for good reasons as well as bad ones)

I recently read on a SL blog that prim eyelashes were the way to spot a genuine woman in SL. The advice was somewhat tongue-in-cheek (I hope). Another suggestion was the size of hands, because a man might not think to make them small enough. I kid you not.

I was once with a group of friends in SL when a newly-created female avatar walked up and greeted us with "Hello ladies!". There was a 20 second pause, and then 3 of us simultaneously group IM'd "GUY".

I'm always a bit suspicious when someone calls me some cute little feminine pet name like "Hun" right off the bat.

Most females I know don't do this. Or at least, not the ones I'm friendly with but a lot of men I know do. One of those little things they can't seem to discard, a little bit of chauvenism which creeps through.

I met one a couple weeks back I think was a guy...came up to me in their noob avatar, with the noob pink polka-dot skirt, but no top, just letting it all hang out...They just wanted to know if I knew of any bars in SL that was a good place to go. I mentioned the search feature and then mentioned they *might* want to put a top on....but they didn't seem too concerned about it and took off.

LOL, this happened to a group of us too.

Not in this particular forum.

Hmm never thought of that. I absolutely despise random people who call me hun,sweetie etc.. Unless you are a close friend or we are poseball hopping of course....

Oh crap, I must be busted then. I call everyone hon.

*sigh*

*whimper*

I won't do it anymore Rioko

Nah, you LEFT the modeling business. That says something

I did???

/me listens to the Twilight Zone theme play in her head.

I'm not sure how that rumor got started. I haven't left modeling. I'm just keeping my eyes open for other opportunities.

But you are my friend. You can hun me anytime. It just bothers me when people I don't know do it. I feel like it's patronizing for some reason....

Maybe it's racism. they think you are German.

LOL. Maybe I should use my RL name so they'll know I'm Jewish

A misunderstanding then. It sounded like you'd given it up, perhaps because of the disillusionment you'd recently voiced about that and other things.

However, I still don't think you're a guy and you can call me Hun too

Thanks, and yes, I kind of understand that, but it's a suthern thang

Hon, sweety, dear, and the occasional "babe"....are all apt to tumble off my lips at any point in time. I do try to make the effort to backspace it out when talking to non-friends though.