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Quick advice needed: What to do if you get in trouble with Goreans?

YekaterinaStankova Sirbu
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11-19-2007 11:35
Okay, she got tricked into accepting a TP and ended up in front of a Gorean master or something who says he's been observing her and reading her profile and has decided he wants her for a wife. She says she's "not ready to be a Gor wife," but it seems to me she has not unequivocally stated that she's not interested in Gor. Sheesh.
Hate Hastings
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11-19-2007 11:40
I *knew* it!
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You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout
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11-19-2007 11:43
From: YekaterinaStankova Sirbu
Okay, she got tricked into accepting a TP and ended up in front of a Gorean master or something who says he's been observing her and reading her profile and has decided he wants her for a wife. She says she's "not ready to be a Gor wife," but it seems to me she has not unequivocally stated that she's not interested in Gor. Sheesh.

A wife? :eek: This guy sounds a little lost...
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11-19-2007 11:45
From: Oryx Tempel
A wife? :eek: This guy sounds a little lost...

There are free women in Gor Sims, I know "why", but there are free women there.
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11-19-2007 11:49
From: Oryx Tempel
A wife? :eek: This guy sounds a little lost...


I assume what was said has been filtered through a bit.
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You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout
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11-19-2007 11:51
From: Oryx Tempel
A wife? :eek: This guy sounds a little lost...


He needs someone to bitch at him when he stays out late playing poker with the guys from the slave camp or forgets to take out the garbage. Sometimes he forgets to take off his boots and puts them up on the coffee table. He also has too much stuff in his inventory and wants to part with about 75% of it when the inevitable divorce occurs.
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Amaranthim Talon
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11-19-2007 11:51
lol- I knew this was going to be a fun thread
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11-19-2007 11:58
From: YekaterinaStankova Sirbu
Okay, she got tricked into accepting a TP and ended up in front of a Gorean master or something who says he's been observing her and reading her profile and has decided he wants her for a wife. She says she's "not ready to be a Gor wife," but it seems to me she has not unequivocally stated that she's not interested in Gor. Sheesh.
HA hahaha ... only a matter of time ...

Thanks for the update!
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11-19-2007 12:02
From: Trout Recreant
He needs someone to bitch at him when he stays out late playing poker with the guys from the slave camp or forgets to take out the garbage. Sometimes he forgets to take off his boots and puts them up on the coffee table. He also has too much stuff in his inventory and wants to part with about 75% of it when the inevitable divorce occurs.



Don't forget being sent down to the store for "female stuff" and the all to common headaches.
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Colette Meiji
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11-19-2007 12:15
From: Chris Norse
Don't forget being sent down to the store for "female stuff" and the all to common headaches.


The slave wine makes that time magically go away.

Guess Norman didn't like going down to Rite-Aid for tampons either.
Har Fairweather
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11-19-2007 13:03
From: Colette Meiji
The slave wine makes that time magically go away.

Guess Norman didn't like going down to Rite-Aid for tampons either.


Norman? You're on a first-name basis with Gorean Masters? Is there something about yorself you haven't told us, Colette?
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11-19-2007 13:07
From: Har Fairweather
Norman? You're on a first-name basis with Gorean Masters? Is there something about yorself you haven't told us, Colette?


Norman is the Author of the Gor Books ..
Amaranthim Talon
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11-19-2007 13:07
From: Har Fairweather
Norman? You're on a first-name basis with Gorean Masters? Is there something about yorself you haven't told us, Colette?


John Norman.. the author nom de plume - for John Frederick Lange
Oryx Tempel
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11-19-2007 13:11
I'm still reading Raiders of Gor. I'm stuck in a really boring part. These are the world's worst books but they're like watching a train wreck... you just can't look away.
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11-19-2007 13:13
From: Oryx Tempel
I'm still reading Raiders of Gor. I'm stuck in a really boring part. These are the world's worst books but they're like watching a train wreck... you just can't look away.


Finished Captive a while ago. If you can forgive the awful writing and piss poor understanding of human nature, kinda enjoyable.
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You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout
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11-19-2007 13:16
Eons ago, not really sure how long ago, I put in a request for the first three books as I like reading and it seemed like the thing to do. Just received notice that the release date has been pushed back 2 or 3 weeks or something like that. At this rate I'll start the first book when an actual planet on the opposite side of the sun from Earth is discovered.
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11-19-2007 13:26
From: Amaranthim Talon
John Norman.. the author nom de plume - for John Frederick Lange


Wow, it's a shock he used a pen name to write those things.
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11-19-2007 13:32
Just out of sheer curiousity here but Ive always wondered if someone from seoul who's into Gor is a Korean Gorean :D

sorry couldnt resist....
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Hate Hastings
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11-19-2007 13:36
From: Maelstrom Janus
Just out of sheer curiousity here but Ive always wondered if someone from seoul who's into Gor is a Korean Gorean :D

sorry couldnt resist....


Are you *trying* to get this thread locked?

;)
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You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout
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11-19-2007 13:39
From: Hate Hastings
Are you *trying* to get this thread locked?

;)


what by the giant mantis gods who're making those duplicates at the bottom of the lake in skin oasis :D ?
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11-19-2007 14:10
From: Maelstrom Janus
what by the giant mantis gods who're making those duplicates at the bottom of the lake in skin oasis :D ?

zOMG those avatars are actually the bioengineered slaves of the Priest-Kings!!! No wonder they all look alike...
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11-19-2007 14:26
From: Maelstrom Janus
Just out of sheer curiousity here but Ive always wondered if someone from seoul who's into Gor is a Korean Gorean :D

sorry couldnt resist....


Woot wooot

Don't be such a borean
get your booty out on the florean
Raise your hands and shout for morean

yo yo let me hear you say GOR
yo Gor
so they can hear it next Door

all the pimps and all the horeans
Bustin in the Dorean
Want to dance and shout and Rorean
Maybe drink a little Midorian
Got kitchen counters made of Corian

STOP

Trout Time.

Break it down.

Boom chika booom poppop boom chika boom
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11-19-2007 15:12
From: Trout Recreant
Woot wooot

Don't be such a borean...

Got kitchen counters made of Corian

STOP

Trout Time.

Break it down.
*giggle* ... HAHA ... *snort*

oh help ... Corian .. Midori ... oh hiawatha, it's Gorean white boy rap!

oh but look! a picture of Trout at the hangout!



i GUESS you could call those parachute pants silks ...
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cutflower Oh
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11-19-2007 15:20
Kiss my Oraean Dorean
Do you want some mora on the floorean
mmmm its real Angorean

tks to Frank Zapporean
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11-19-2007 15:44
From: cutflower Oh
Kiss my Oraean Dorean
Do you want some mora on the floorean
mmmm its real Angorean

tks to Frank Zapporean


/me rubs his hands together in glee.

Corrupted another one.
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