Quick advice needed: What to do if you get in trouble with Goreans?

wow i cant believe this thread is sitll going...

That had to be the best thread I've ever read- no more updates on the friend?

OMG, thank you for the best laugh I've had all day!!!


funny stuff, especially the midorian....

my oh my

No, no, no.

Now you have to rap when you post. Like this:

I can't believe the thread is still going
Like it's flying on a Boeing
Like a river it just keeps flowing

G..

G.O

Gory orry or or.

Put your hand in the air for the thread that won't scare
away from the guys with the slaves and their wives who griefed the OP when she started to be a little angry with the 'tude from the dudes with swords and bad moods then they started to stalk, her for her talk and when she then balked they messed up her life until she gave in and became a wife....

/me points at Okiphia - take it away!

The Friend and the Master begun OOC chatting on Skype, and learned they actually had a lot in common, she being a single Mom, and he, living in his Mom's basement. They actually decided to meet in RL, choosing the parking lot of an abandoned Taco Bell in Schenectady, NY. It was love at first site and they rushed right off and were married. Both professed a love of warmer climates and decided to make their home in the South. In the State of Gorgia.

umm...ummm....

*waves her arms like a dork*

uuunh..eah...... passin the mic >.>

oki
oki
okiphia

don'wanna be a
gorean wife, live a gorean life, have a gorean strife

pet!
let .. let me tellya katerina, your friend i ain't seen her
not gonna sell ya any kinda goods, just sayin' what she should
DO do
do with the stalker, some kinda fast talker, gonna try and walk her into a collar

RUN from the harm
or run into his arms
yours to choose, just so ya don't snooze, or hit up on the booze
make sure you're awake
so your choice he don't take

nowwwww ......

*throws the mike into the air*

*grabs the mic with new confidence*
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air


I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

*giggles and tosses the mic over her shoulder*

So the answer to "What to do if you get in trouble with Goreans?" is "Give in" then?

No.

The answer is "Start rapping".

I'm a weird Neko chick...I doubt I'd have to sink to those depths in order to hold the Goreans off.

The Goreans will eventually wander off if you ignore them. Gorean rap is hysterically funny. You do it for your own amusement while you wait for them to disperse.

What about if you start a neko girl punk rock band instead of rapping? I bet you could hire out for their Gorean pub crawl nights.

My friend ... wedded to a Gor chieftain ... expecting his child ... all as part of a plan to help him abolish slavery in Gor!

Updates as they arrive.

I have refrained from commenting on this thread so far........

please send me a cloth to clean my screen with?

NO! *splutter* ok, i suspected before, but now i KNOW you are making it up. gotta be. i mean ... the seminar thing ... now this ... it's just tooooo good ... your name is really Figtree, amiright?

Just tell them that they can't expect ANY deliveries of any red sugar EVER AGAIN ...

God help me, I am not making this up. I'm genuinely horrified (and I have to admit, a little amused).

This is too good for Figtree.

oh, pleeeeease IM us all the name of this Gorean master! Those of us who have a speaking acquaintance with Gor can approach him with all due protocol and beg to be part of the Free Teh Slaves movement in SL!!!

Oh pleeeease IM me the name of this Gorean Master! I can approach him with a kajira alt and beg to be part of the Free The Slaves movement in SL!!!

The day slavery is abolished on Gor is the day the Master has to milk His own bosk.

/me checks his almanac for the next lunar-lunar-lunar eclipse.

/me sometimes wishes she read the Gor Books to follow along, but realizes she is better off for not having read them.

Okay update: They are merely trying to eliminate the ROLEPLAYING of slaves in Gor, not trying to eliminate slavery altogether. I suppose that will require some kind of NPC slaves?