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Sally Silvera

live music maniac

Join date: 17 Feb 2007

Posts: 2,325

11-13-2007 11:24

Actually a few of my male friends call me sweetie or dear quite a lot. I don't mind it in the least.
Also a few of my female friends consistently call me hon, honey or sweetie. Again, I don't mind.
If it came from complete strangers, I'm not sure.
But I could think of other words people could use that I'd find far more objectionable

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Lexxi Gynoid

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11-13-2007 11:25

I agree. Nicknames, pet names, etc. have their time and place and receive a completely different reaction from me depending on user.

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Trout Recreant

Public Enemy No. 1

Join date: 24 Jul 2007

Posts: 4,873

11-13-2007 11:28

From: Isabeau Imako

I'm happy to say, there are many like you.

As for Dear/Hon/Hun/Babe/Sweety/MuttonChops and the like, although I can't say it "bothers" me, I'm always a little surprised and even a little uncomfortable when a stranger uses these terms. Unless you are over 90 yrs old, use my name, it's right there, above my head. I never say anything because I assume it's cultural and they mean no harm but...Ugh! (I click on there profile and usually they're 15 yrs my junior LOL)

I'd actually like to be called "Mutton Chops". That would crack me up. It sounds like one of the characters from those awful 80's pseudo-softcore movies like Porky's or Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

You know, Isabeau, sweetie pie (blech), your post reminded me how much it annoys me when people I don't know do this in RL as well, especially waitresses in restaurants. "Do you want any dessert, Hon?" "Need a refill on your soft drink, Sweetie?"

I know they aren't trying to be patronizing or rude and it doesn't hurt me any, so I should just ignore it, but something about it annoys the heck out of me. For some reason, I couldn't care less when they do it in SL. It doesn't bother me in the least. Weird, isn't it?

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Lexxi Gynoid

#'s 86000, 97800

Join date: 6 Aug 2007

Posts: 3,732

11-13-2007 11:34

From: Ricky Yates

... cope with being made a pass on every 30 seconds if you happen to be more attractive than a wardrobe stand?

It always amazes me how male avs (especially those of the "no shirt and built like a prize fighter" faction) are drawn in like moths to a light and are seemingly unable to just leave a girl in peace.

Sometimes I wander the world and check out interesting places in the form of a cute girl (because I enjoy seeing her in the scenery). The frequent passes and IMs are sometimes witty, but quite often blatant and annoying.

BTW, normally it helps telling them that this girl has a beard and other un-girly appendages in RL to dampen the interest (but not always).

So I'm curious: What do you girls do if being constantly hit upon is getting on your nerve. Transform into an "Ugly Aunt Betha" shape? Use a male av? Just go DnD?

By the way, girls? Really? Girls?

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Isabeau Imako

P'tite Poulette

Join date: 13 Sep 2007

Posts: 2,335

11-13-2007 11:39

Well, Trout, HunnyBunny, I have to agree with you. In RL it drives me coucou for cocoapuffs - but in SL, although it's still a little weird, it does not bother me as much...

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Hate Hastings

Two Track Mind

Join date: 17 Oct 2007

Posts: 340

11-13-2007 11:39

From: Trout Recreant

You know, Isabeau, sweetie pie (blech), your post reminded me how much it annoys me when people I don't know do this in RL as well, especially waitresses in restaurants. "Do you want any dessert, Hon?" "Need a refill on your soft drink, Sweetie?"

I had a surreal moment last year when I was in a local bdsm store. The owner/operator was showing me, er stuff we'll just say, demonstrating things all the while saying sweetie this and sweetie that...it was just weird.

In SL, I couldn't care less how people address me. Hon, hun, sweetie, whatever. In fact, one good (male) friend keeps calling me "girl". I dunno why, but from him it's just endearing. /me shrugs

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You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout

Chris Norse

Loud Arrogant Redneck

Join date: 1 Oct 2006

Posts: 5,735

11-13-2007 11:47

From: Brenda Connolly

We stand it because even though a lot of you are annoying, enough of you are funny, and sweet enough to make it worth it.

Which am I?

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Bree Giffen

♥♣♦♠ Furrtune Hunter ♠♦♣♥

Join date: 22 Jun 2006

Posts: 2,715

11-13-2007 11:47

For most new guys who try to ask for sex I give them a landmark to an orgy room. Try to make sure the landmark has words like SEX or ORGY in it. Most newbies hit teleport as soon as they see the landmark. I don't follow and they don't usually know how to IM me back.

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Chris Norse

Loud Arrogant Redneck

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11-13-2007 11:51

Welcome back Oryx, without you here we haven't had anyone who could keep Brenda in line.

And it isn't a total "men are cads" thread, Lindal said some nice things about the Forum guys.

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Trout Recreant

Public Enemy No. 1

Join date: 24 Jul 2007

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11-13-2007 11:52

From: Chris Norse

Which am I?

Do you really have to ask?

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From: Jerboa Haystack

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Chris Norse

Loud Arrogant Redneck

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11-13-2007 12:03

From: Trout Recreant

Do you really have to ask?

I just wanted to hear her say it.

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Brenda Connolly

Un United Avatar

Join date: 10 Jan 2007

Posts: 25,000

11-13-2007 12:10

From: Chris Norse

Welcome back Oryx, without you here we haven't had anyone who could keep Brenda in line.
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Many are called....few are chosen.

*and even fewer are successful*

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Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

11-13-2007 12:30

From: Trout Recreant

Men ARE cads. They should all be shot out of a red-hot cannon through a barbed wire fence right into the gaping, flaming maw of Hell itself.

Wait. That's no good for me, is it? Let me try again.

Men ARE cads. They should be treated with loving kindness, fed lots of sandwiches and pampered.

/me drops his pants and shuffles around chasing random women.

In all seriousness, I don't know how women stand it. I'm not hanging out in the right places to get approached by women, I guess, but if I were a female, it would drive me to distraction, especially the way guys do it.

Maybe I'm furniture as well. Only I'm closer to a refrigerator than a hatrack. Maybe an overstuffed sofa.

so glad i took bilbo's advice and moved my keyboard

...doesn't help the phone any though....

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Lindal Kidd

Dances With Noobs

Join date: 26 Jun 2007

Posts: 8,371

11-13-2007 12:31

From: Hate Hastings

...I was in a local bdsm store. The owner/operator was showing me, er stuff we'll just say, demonstrating things...

LOL, Hate. This gave me a mental image that just *has* to be based on some old movie.

HATE (innocently puzzled) I just don't understand how this thing works. Can you show me?
SALESMAN: Of course, sweetie, you just put your subject's **** in this socket, and secure his limbs with these restraining straps, then you..
HATE: I'm still a little confused. Could you get on it, please, just so I can see where all the parts go?
SALESMAN: Well, OK, sweetie...
(SALESMAN gets into INFERNAL DEVICE. HATE helps him fasten all the straps tightly.)
SALESMAN: See? It's all perfectly simple, sweetie...Hey. Hey, wait! Don't touch that switch!! Don't AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
HATE: Yes, I see now, "sweetie". And if I turn this dial up to...ELEVEN, what happens then?
(Sweat breaks out on SALESMAN'S forehead as he begins pleading frantically.)
SALESMAN: No!! No, please, don't do that! Just get me out of here. You can have it. You can have for nothing! Oh, please, lady..."

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Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

11-13-2007 12:32

From: Lindal Kidd

LOL, Hate. This gave me a mental image that just *has* to be based on some old movie.

HATE (innocently puzzled) I just don't understand how this thing works. Can you show me?
SALESMAN: Of course, sweetie, you just put your subject's **** in this socket, and secure his limbs with these restraining straps, then you..
HATE: I'm still a little confused. Could you get on it, please, just so I can see where all the parts go?
SALESMAN: Well, OK, sweetie...
(SALESMAN gets into INFERNAL DEVICE. HATE helps him fasten all the straps tightly.)
SALESMAN: See? It's all perfectly simple, sweetie...Hey. Hey, wait! Don't touch that switch!! Don't AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
HATE: Yes, I see now, "sweetie". And if I turn this dial up to...ELEVEN, what happens then?
(Sweat breaks out on SALESMAN'S forehead as he begins pleading frantically.)
SALESMAN: No!! No, please, don't do that! Just get me out of here. You can have it. You can have for nothing! Oh, please, lady..."

yep not lookin good for my phone at ALL

LOL

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Milla Alexandre

Join date: 22 Jan 2007

Posts: 1,759

11-13-2007 12:37

You know...this topic comes up a lot and I don't get it....

I've been complimented on my AV often enoug...just last night some guy told me
mine was the most stunning he'd seen.... not a pass, just a comment. I said thank you and that was the end of it.

I've very rarely had any ridiculous blatent offers....perhaps it has something to do with the places I hang out...or don't hang out. *shrug* But it just isn't a problem or a concern. Most guys I meet are freindly and polite and I've had some wonderful conversations. The only thing that does occur is when I am friendly...I sometimes get that clingy new friend who takes offense if I don't immediately drop everything when he logs in so we can hang out. Those friendships don't last.....I don't tolorate that kind of possessive childish behavior for too long. I never say anything directly....but I stand my ground with my independence. I don't need an SL romance...so the clingy ones ultimately move on.

Darien Caldwell

Registered User

Join date: 12 Oct 2006

Posts: 3,127

11-13-2007 12:41

I just either ignore them, or tell them i'm busy working (as 90% of the time that's true). If they get really persistent, i'll make some comment to crush their ego.

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Giz Ihnen

Registered User

Join date: 1 Mar 2007

Posts: 69

11-13-2007 13:02

wow, just got finished with work and finally got threw the 10 pages that have been added since I read it o.O I feel so inspired from it all.

/me goes shopping for some nut kicking, bitch slapping, newspaper whapping, humping anything fun

on second thought, the humping anything HUD thingie might encourage them instead of freaking the "hopeful" suitors out...

Ceera Murakami

Texture Artist / Builder

Join date: 9 Sep 2005

Posts: 7,750

11-13-2007 13:09

Anyone who has posted to this thread who wants a free rolled up newspaper to whap those bad boys with, just send me an IM... Get your free "Newspaper Whapper" today!

One note. Make sure you have "See avatar in Mouselook" checked, so you can see the paper hit your victim. The down side of this silly prop is you must be in Mouselook to use it, so you can't realy watch the guy get whapped very well. But it's amusing as all get out for the others watching...

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Chris Norse

Loud Arrogant Redneck

Join date: 1 Oct 2006

Posts: 5,735

11-13-2007 13:11

/me hopes those newspapers don't leave bruises.

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Vanya Rennahan

Precaching.............

Join date: 29 Dec 2006

Posts: 94

11-13-2007 13:11

Thats why my partner box is filled with my business partner, and if I ever venture out alone I tend to go in my "randomize sliders" Avatar....oooo the monsters I have created, lol. I ended up in a gorean sim like that once with my troll av on and silks...and I still got offers to someones slave girl!! Makes you wonder really how desperate people can be.

I get passes a lot while im at my store. My all time favorite and regular chat up line being "If i buy this bed, will you test it out with me?"....Urrr?!?

Hate Hastings

Two Track Mind

Join date: 17 Oct 2007

Posts: 340

11-13-2007 13:14

From: Vanya Rennahan

I ended up in a gorean sim like that once with my troll av on and silks...and I still got offers to someones slave girl!! Makes you wonder really how desperate people can be.

Maybe the Gorean Master saw past your looks to the inner real you?

Bwahahahaaa!!

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You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout

Alyx Sands

Mental Mentor Linguist

Join date: 17 Feb 2007

Posts: 2,432

11-13-2007 13:16

From: Lexxi Gynoid

The animation that ended up with Sob kicking me in my non-existing nuts asked if I wanted a hug.

I got that one, too-and tried it on poor Raynor, who of course would always accept a hug from me....still have to try it with someone who actually deserves it. Maybe I'm too short, too geeky with them glasses, or too weird n scary with my dress sense??? It can't be my boobs, they're modelled on my real size which is pretty large, but still not in the "killer bimbo" range.

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Cherry Czervik

Came To Her Senses

Join date: 18 Feb 2006

Posts: 3,680

11-13-2007 13:20

I don't generally get hit on.

I'm either butt ugly or intimidating. Or both.

(this is not fishing for compliments)

Cherry Czervik

Came To Her Senses

Join date: 18 Feb 2006

Posts: 3,680

11-13-2007 13:22

From: Chris Norse

Welcome back Oryx, without you here we haven't had anyone who could keep Brenda in line.

Ya think?

How do you girls ...
Sally Silvera live music maniac Join date: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,325	11-13-2007 11:24 Actually a few of my male friends call me sweetie or dear quite a lot. I don't mind it in the least. Also a few of my female friends consistently call me hon, honey or sweetie. Again, I don't mind. If it came from complete strangers, I'm not sure. But I could think of other words people could use that I'd find far more objectionable _____________________
Lexxi Gynoid #'s 86000, 97800 Join date: 6 Aug 2007 Posts: 3,732	11-13-2007 11:25 I agree. Nicknames, pet names, etc. have their time and place and receive a completely different reaction from me depending on user. _____________________ Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
Trout Recreant Public Enemy No. 1 Join date: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 4,873	11-13-2007 11:28 From: Isabeau Imako I'm happy to say, there are many like you. As for Dear/Hon/Hun/Babe/Sweety/MuttonChops and the like, although I can't say it "bothers" me, I'm always a little surprised and even a little uncomfortable when a stranger uses these terms. Unless you are over 90 yrs old, use my name, it's right there, above my head. I never say anything because I assume it's cultural and they mean no harm but...Ugh! (I click on there profile and usually they're 15 yrs my junior LOL) I'd actually like to be called "Mutton Chops". That would crack me up. It sounds like one of the characters from those awful 80's pseudo-softcore movies like Porky's or Fast Times at Ridgemont High. You know, Isabeau, sweetie pie (blech), your post reminded me how much it annoys me when people I don't know do this in RL as well, especially waitresses in restaurants. "Do you want any dessert, Hon?" "Need a refill on your soft drink, Sweetie?" I know they aren't trying to be patronizing or rude and it doesn't hurt me any, so I should just ignore it, but something about it annoys the heck out of me. For some reason, I couldn't care less when they do it in SL. It doesn't bother me in the least. Weird, isn't it? _____________________ From: Jerboa Haystack A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Lexxi Gynoid #'s 86000, 97800 Join date: 6 Aug 2007 Posts: 3,732	11-13-2007 11:34 From: Ricky Yates ... cope with being made a pass on every 30 seconds if you happen to be more attractive than a wardrobe stand? It always amazes me how male avs (especially those of the "no shirt and built like a prize fighter" faction) are drawn in like moths to a light and are seemingly unable to just leave a girl in peace. Sometimes I wander the world and check out interesting places in the form of a cute girl (because I enjoy seeing her in the scenery). The frequent passes and IMs are sometimes witty, but quite often blatant and annoying. BTW, normally it helps telling them that this girl has a beard and other un-girly appendages in RL to dampen the interest (but not always). So I'm curious: What do you girls do if being constantly hit upon is getting on your nerve. Transform into an "Ugly Aunt Betha" shape? Use a male av? Just go DnD? By the way, girls? Really? Girls? _____________________ Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
Isabeau Imako P'tite Poulette Join date: 13 Sep 2007 Posts: 2,335	11-13-2007 11:39 Well, Trout, HunnyBunny, I have to agree with you. In RL it drives me coucou for cocoapuffs - but in SL, although it's still a little weird, it does not bother me as much... _____________________ From: Macphisto Angelus Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!"
Hate Hastings Two Track Mind Join date: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 340	11-13-2007 11:39 From: Trout Recreant You know, Isabeau, sweetie pie (blech), your post reminded me how much it annoys me when people I don't know do this in RL as well, especially waitresses in restaurants. "Do you want any dessert, Hon?" "Need a refill on your soft drink, Sweetie?" I had a surreal moment last year when I was in a local bdsm store. The owner/operator was showing me, er stuff we'll just say, demonstrating things all the while saying sweetie this and sweetie that...it was just weird. In SL, I couldn't care less how people address me. Hon, hun, sweetie, whatever. In fact, one good (male) friend keeps calling me "girl". I dunno why, but from him it's just endearing. /me shrugs _____________________ You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout
Chris Norse Loud Arrogant Redneck Join date: 1 Oct 2006 Posts: 5,735	11-13-2007 11:47 From: Brenda Connolly We stand it because even though a lot of you are annoying, enough of you are funny, and sweet enough to make it worth it. Which am I? _____________________ I'm going to pick a fight William Wallace, Braveheart “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” Douglas MacArthur FULL
Bree Giffen ♥♣♦♠ Furrtune Hunter ♠♦♣♥ Join date: 22 Jun 2006 Posts: 2,715	11-13-2007 11:47 For most new guys who try to ask for sex I give them a landmark to an orgy room. Try to make sure the landmark has words like SEX or ORGY in it. Most newbies hit teleport as soon as they see the landmark. I don't follow and they don't usually know how to IM me back. _____________________ http://slurl.com/secondlife/Jirasan/244/8/402 <-click
Chris Norse Loud Arrogant Redneck Join date: 1 Oct 2006 Posts: 5,735	11-13-2007 11:51 Welcome back Oryx, without you here we haven't had anyone who could keep Brenda in line. And it isn't a total "men are cads" thread, Lindal said some nice things about the Forum guys. _____________________ I'm going to pick a fight William Wallace, Braveheart “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” Douglas MacArthur FULL
Trout Recreant Public Enemy No. 1 Join date: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 4,873	11-13-2007 11:52 From: Chris Norse Which am I? Do you really have to ask? _____________________ From: Jerboa Haystack A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Chris Norse Loud Arrogant Redneck Join date: 1 Oct 2006 Posts: 5,735	11-13-2007 12:03 From: Trout Recreant Do you really have to ask? I just wanted to hear her say it. _____________________ I'm going to pick a fight William Wallace, Braveheart “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” Douglas MacArthur FULL
Brenda Connolly Un United Avatar Join date: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 25,000	11-13-2007 12:10 From: Chris Norse Welcome back Oryx, without you here we haven't had anyone who could keep Brenda in line. . Many are called....few are chosen. and even fewer are successful _____________________ Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen. http://brenda-connolly.blogspot.com
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	11-13-2007 12:30 From: Trout Recreant Men ARE cads. They should all be shot out of a red-hot cannon through a barbed wire fence right into the gaping, flaming maw of Hell itself. Wait. That's no good for me, is it? Let me try again. Men ARE cads. They should be treated with loving kindness, fed lots of sandwiches and pampered. /me drops his pants and shuffles around chasing random women. In all seriousness, I don't know how women stand it. I'm not hanging out in the right places to get approached by women, I guess, but if I were a female, it would drive me to distraction, especially the way guys do it. Maybe I'm furniture as well. Only I'm closer to a refrigerator than a hatrack. Maybe an overstuffed sofa. so glad i took bilbo's advice and moved my keyboard ...doesn't help the phone any though.... _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Lindal Kidd Dances With Noobs Join date: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 8,371	11-13-2007 12:31 From: Hate Hastings ...I was in a local bdsm store. The owner/operator was showing me, er stuff we'll just say, demonstrating things... LOL, Hate. This gave me a mental image that just has to be based on some old movie. HATE (innocently puzzled) I just don't understand how this thing works. Can you show me? SALESMAN: Of course, sweetie, you just put your subject's **** in this socket, and secure his limbs with these restraining straps, then you.. HATE: I'm still a little confused. Could you get on it, please, just so I can see where all the parts go? SALESMAN: Well, OK, sweetie... (SALESMAN gets into INFERNAL DEVICE. HATE helps him fasten all the straps tightly.) SALESMAN: See? It's all perfectly simple, sweetie...Hey. Hey, wait! Don't touch that switch!! Don't AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! HATE: Yes, I see now, "sweetie". And if I turn this dial up to...ELEVEN, what happens then? (Sweat breaks out on SALESMAN'S forehead as he begins pleading frantically.) SALESMAN: No!! No, please, don't do that! Just get me out of here. You can have it. You can have for nothing! Oh, please, lady..." _____________________ It's still My World and My Imagination! So there. Lindal Kidd
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	11-13-2007 12:32 From: Lindal Kidd LOL, Hate. This gave me a mental image that just has to be based on some old movie. HATE (innocently puzzled) I just don't understand how this thing works. Can you show me? SALESMAN: Of course, sweetie, you just put your subject's **** in this socket, and secure his limbs with these restraining straps, then you.. HATE: I'm still a little confused. Could you get on it, please, just so I can see where all the parts go? SALESMAN: Well, OK, sweetie... (SALESMAN gets into INFERNAL DEVICE. HATE helps him fasten all the straps tightly.) SALESMAN: See? It's all perfectly simple, sweetie...Hey. Hey, wait! Don't touch that switch!! Don't AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! HATE: Yes, I see now, "sweetie". And if I turn this dial up to...ELEVEN, what happens then? (Sweat breaks out on SALESMAN'S forehead as he begins pleading frantically.) SALESMAN: No!! No, please, don't do that! Just get me out of here. You can have it. You can have for nothing! Oh, please, lady..." yep not lookin good for my phone at ALL LOL _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Milla Alexandre Milla Alexandre Join date: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1,759	11-13-2007 12:37 You know...this topic comes up a lot and I don't get it.... I've been complimented on my AV often enoug...just last night some guy told me mine was the most stunning he'd seen.... not a pass, just a comment. I said thank you and that was the end of it. I've very rarely had any ridiculous blatent offers....perhaps it has something to do with the places I hang out...or don't hang out. shrug But it just isn't a problem or a concern. Most guys I meet are freindly and polite and I've had some wonderful conversations. The only thing that does occur is when I am friendly...I sometimes get that clingy new friend who takes offense if I don't immediately drop everything when he logs in so we can hang out. Those friendships don't last.....I don't tolorate that kind of possessive childish behavior for too long. I never say anything directly....but I stand my ground with my independence. I don't need an SL romance...so the clingy ones ultimately move on.
Darien Caldwell Registered User Join date: 12 Oct 2006 Posts: 3,127	11-13-2007 12:41 I just either ignore them, or tell them i'm busy working (as 90% of the time that's true). If they get really persistent, i'll make some comment to crush their ego. _____________________
Giz Ihnen Registered User Join date: 1 Mar 2007 Posts: 69	11-13-2007 13:02 wow, just got finished with work and finally got threw the 10 pages that have been added since I read it o.O I feel so inspired from it all. /me goes shopping for some nut kicking, bitch slapping, newspaper whapping, humping anything fun on second thought, the humping anything HUD thingie might encourage them instead of freaking the "hopeful" suitors out...
Ceera Murakami Texture Artist / Builder Join date: 9 Sep 2005 Posts: 7,750	11-13-2007 13:09 Anyone who has posted to this thread who wants a free rolled up newspaper to whap those bad boys with, just send me an IM... Get your free "Newspaper Whapper" today! One note. Make sure you have "See avatar in Mouselook" checked, so you can see the paper hit your victim. The down side of this silly prop is you must be in Mouselook to use it, so you can't realy watch the guy get whapped very well. But it's amusing as all get out for the others watching... _____________________ Sorry, LL won't let me tell you where I sell my textures and where I offer my services as a sim builder. Ask me in-world.
Chris Norse Loud Arrogant Redneck Join date: 1 Oct 2006 Posts: 5,735	11-13-2007 13:11 /me hopes those newspapers don't leave bruises. _____________________ I'm going to pick a fight William Wallace, Braveheart “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” Douglas MacArthur FULL
Vanya Rennahan Precaching............. Join date: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 94	11-13-2007 13:11 Thats why my partner box is filled with my business partner, and if I ever venture out alone I tend to go in my "randomize sliders" Avatar....oooo the monsters I have created, lol. I ended up in a gorean sim like that once with my troll av on and silks...and I still got offers to someones slave girl!! Makes you wonder really how desperate people can be. I get passes a lot while im at my store. My all time favorite and regular chat up line being "If i buy this bed, will you test it out with me?"....Urrr?!?
Hate Hastings Two Track Mind Join date: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 340	11-13-2007 13:14 From: Vanya Rennahan I ended up in a gorean sim like that once with my troll av on and silks...and I still got offers to someones slave girl!! Makes you wonder really how desperate people can be. Maybe the Gorean Master saw past your looks to the inner real you? Bwahahahaaa!! _____________________ You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout
Alyx Sands Mental Mentor Linguist Join date: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,432	11-13-2007 13:16 From: Lexxi Gynoid The animation that ended up with Sob kicking me in my non-existing nuts asked if I wanted a hug. I got that one, too-and tried it on poor Raynor, who of course would always accept a hug from me....still have to try it with someone who actually deserves it. Maybe I'm too short, too geeky with them glasses, or too weird n scary with my dress sense??? It can't be my boobs, they're modelled on my real size which is pretty large, but still not in the "killer bimbo" range. _____________________ ~~I'm a linguist. RL sucks, but right now it's decided to be a little less nasty to me - you can still be nice to me if you want! ~~ ->Potestatem obscuri lateris nescitis.<-
Cherry Czervik Came To Her Senses Join date: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 3,680	11-13-2007 13:20 I don't generally get hit on. I'm either butt ugly or intimidating. Or both. (this is not fishing for compliments)
Cherry Czervik Came To Her Senses Join date: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 3,680	11-13-2007 13:22 From: Chris Norse Welcome back Oryx, without you here we haven't had anyone who could keep Brenda in line. Ya think?

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