How do you girls ...

I think Szentasia (sp?) Fashions has one (lingerie store)

Szentasha. Yes, they do.

Hate, that is kind of scary that we know that.
/me slinks away sheepishly

How is it I have not yet been Trout rated?

Did you get your free newb outfit from them?

Why, yes I did Chris. But I won't say which. But, I have not worn it yet.

Hehe. I bet your alt did...

A gross oversight on your part, which should be correctly promptly. Wear the free outfit.

Oh she did all right. Much racier than the one I got! Hehe.

Can we get a rock and some chains for that class? and make sure everyone wears their spankers.

Maybe field trips to some 'interesting' sims in sl, I've been meaning to dropy by Hard Alley... I might even get to use the word 'turgid' - I've just heard that word in a clumsy offer for sex from someone with a bad translator. I am just waiting for a chance to slip it into normal conversation. (I should have kept that quote, it was the funniest thing I've heard for a long time.)

/me's mind boggles...

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LOL, I was actually talking to Chris.

Haha! Oh, I heard he bought the boots to match!

I'm going to have to start paying some sort of commission to Hate.

Eww - "turgid" Bad word.

No no no.. you're thinking about it all wrong. You need to go in noob attire, with prim appendages attached to your elbows and stomachs... And in one case, perhaps your forehead...

I think this is a great idea!! I haven't toured 'interesting' sims in ages!

Regrettably, Hard Alley appears to have morphed into a pretty vanilla mall, which is distributed over parts of their old build -- they had had a mall for quite some time, but now the whole actual 'alley' playground seems to be gone. I was cleaning out old landmarks last week, and dropped by. There are still a few pose balls scattered about here and there, but the dark old build is basically gone, and people were sitting around in chairs on the lowest level chatting about clothing. There's still some sort of school for girls around, don't know what that is.

You are right, instead of the advanced version I need the remedial one...

Hey, we come dressed in the noob shape and outfit you had righ before you made or bought your 'real' look...

/me laughs

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re. posts 265 through 275, approximately:

/me peeks around the stage curtain.
Leapin' Lizards, Sandy! LOOK at that audience!!! Well, here we go...

/me steps on stage, then down among the assembled students.
/me smartly raps Trout on the head with her ruler.
TOCK! TOCK!
Class, come to order, please! TOCK!!!

Thanks for coming, everyone. I'm flattered and touched more than I can possibly express!

Now, PLEASE quiet this down. If you keep up the racket, Strife is going to permaban me for being a corrupting influence on SLociety, or contributing to delinquents, or some such.

Let me address a few of your questions.

Nika: No, I never taught a Sex Ed class. That would be Ayla Curry, Saturday afternoons at GQ Start, and it's a great class, and completely PG rated. I did write an article for Lucrezia's Newbie Kit on SL Sex, though. Should've used a pseudonym.

Trout: Sure, by all means bring the guys to my Communications in SL class! I'll use you all as test subjects when I show the students how to Mute somebody.

Joaz: That's so sweet of you to say so...and completely untrue! I clean up pretty good, but there are lots more beautiful avs flitting around the grid.

Boys: Yes, Szentasha does sell props and costumes for the "Hot for Teacher" and/or "Naughty Schoolgirl" roleplay scenes. But you really want JUST the right Schoolgirl for the job, and her initials are J. B.

TOCK! Class dismissed.

Bond. James Bond.

Bond is under some fur covers next to a gorgeous woman. They talk and make wisecracks. Bond's shoe-lace starts vibrating and he gets up hurriedly and leaves. In his rush he has grabbed the wrong clothes.

fade out

fade in

Bond sails down the snowy mountain on thick skies wearing a very short, very naughty school-girl outfit. He is shivering and mutering something like "J.B. . . .j . . b . . Bond . . .James Bond . . must . . ."

Is THAT Bombay Cinema piece still fresh in everyone's mind? Eeek.
Oryx, be very careful of dark alleys and blind corners. I am waiting for you in one of them.

Too bad about the Alley... the graveyard there used to be a great place to hang out with a twisted backdrop of interesting happenings.

You haven't cuddled until you cuddled on a grave... *laughs*



mmmhmm - Sure you don't - Nika... *grins*

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That was a fun movie to make Lindal. I was surprised you didn't wear a body stocking.

I have virtually everything there is to have Elora ... never mind know about it.

Anywhere good either morphs into rubbish al la Hard Alley, or disappears. Don't use it = lose it.

That's why I decided my place was due to be exploded LONG before it was a case of economic requirement. People are simply given too much choice these days.

/me makes note in "to do" list.

I'd like to add a couple of observations here.


I'm an RL male who recently started using a Femme alt out of curiosity.

First: I heartily agree with the earlier poster who said he liked to use a femme alt because it is more interesting to watch her walk around. I agree ... wow .. yea, she's a sight to see. I wanna keep her walking just to watch! Of course, as much as possible I made her look like my wife and quite frankly I find her quite ... exciting.

Second: I'm beginnign to understand why women like to shop for clothes so much! Damn ... all I wanna do is try on different stuff ....

.. or maybe I just wanna watch HER try on different stufff ...


anyway, it's pretty interesting.


She hasnt' been hit on once, but I must say that people are much more polite to her than my male alts. She doesn't dress slutty or teen/street casual - she's always classy without being formal. That likely effects the reactions I/she get/s.