Not crude or lude, just nude!

EDIT: Actually, I think I see why you are confused. I used the phrase "chemical stimulant" and you seem to have believed that I mean't the external stimuli. I will spell it out one last time.

Process goes like this;

1. External stimuli happens; e.g you go for a run or your partner kisses you
2. Chemical stimulants are released in response to above
3. You feel nice because of chemicals.

Get it yet?

Oh crap, let's just go have a drink and call it a draw.

It's completely your choice if you don't appreciate quality at all, but you are sadly mistaken if you think it's all the same and only the "prices" are different. What you deem as "working hard" comes naturally to those who aren't faking it and full of themselves. Plus it works quite well to weed out the unworthy types who give nothing and only know how to take.

wow...just...wow

/me walks away from this thread confuddled as hell...

No you misunderstand.

Many of us would want our partner to have emotional responses too.

That she doesn't need and/or want that is in itself unusual.

But Ill take the bland part back since you explained.

Its only half-bland then.

Really..? man, you are missing out!

You mean you have never had your toes curl up, the blood in your temples pound as if your heart is going to explode, your brain blank out as if something just caused a major short circuit, groan like a wounded wilderbeast...

/me shakes his head..

.d

/me is going to marry Derbor

True, some women have better genetics than others and thus will provide stronger off-spring - I conced your point there. Infact studies have shown that women with large breasts in relation to their waist size tend to be more likely to concieve, and are thus a better bet, and therefore worth a little more investment.

What I mean by "working hard" is mostly having to listen to the things women talk about, which 99% of the time are entirely outside all of my fields of interest.

I may be trolling with the second half of this post. I may not. I haven't decided yet; there's still that 1% of women who talk about something interesting occassionally that needs to figure in the equation somewhere.

As for the "only know how to take part", perhaps I should explain my situation, since you have clearly made some assumptions based on watching too much Sex and the City or something. My partner is very ill. She has clinical depression. I work full time to support her - she doesn't work, she can't. She can barely bring herself to get out of bed some days, let alone the house. I go to university (full time also) - so that I can better my career prospects; so I can provide her with the secure lifestyle she's never had. I cook for her. I do all the housework. I clean her clothes. I sometimes dress her. She is pretty much incapable of functioning as a normal human being - at the moment, until she gets better. Basically, I do all the things the partner of a physically handicapped person does (except help her go to the toilet - she can manage that, which is a good thing because she'd be on her own for that anyway). I haven't bought a pair of jeans in 4 years - because all my money goes to paying for her to have her hair done nicely, or to have her nails manicured, so that she can feel better about herself, or towards saving for a holiday for her so she has something to look forward to in life. Anyone who has ever lived with someone with depression knows how demanding people with it can be. The rest of you can never understand. I give her everything. There cannot be many men in history who have ever given as much to a woman as I give; until now without complaint.

Please understand, I'm not flaming you - simply stating the facts to give you context. You have assumed, and you have assumed incorrectly.

Promises, promises...

That sounds awful. I'm quite glad I've never had to endure it.

To be honest, the feeling of ejaculating is identical to the feeling of taking a piss. Actually, taking a piss can be slightly more pleasant - particularly if you've been holding it in for a while.

Responses and feelings are not the same thing. Feelings exist in your head.

Responses are what your face, voice and body does. She gets those and doesn't need to know the contents of my head.

again that is unusual.

Most of us want more than that.

In fact it can be downright painful. If you say you don't need it and aren't bothered by it I believe you.
You also said (I think) that you don't bother talking to girls who aren't going to have sex with you. Do you mean ever? Would you carry on a conversation with an old lady for the sake of being polite? (Before you answer let me warn you I'm no longer a girl and I'm not going to have sex with you.)

That explains a lot.. I sure have a hard time relating to your experience.

However, the thought of having an orgasm every time I take a leak is strangely appealing.. I would definitely not use the urinals it would have to be a stall.

.d

ok, i get it, Conan is using this old ploy my older brother used to use. declaring himself in such a way will guarantee unlimited opportunities for sex, since we as women have the tendency to want to "fix" it.

well done Conan....

You got it

and don't you just love it when you get that dang cramp in your leg or foot that just about ruins it.

It doesnt really bother me that Conan doesn't have these feelings. Some people are just made that way, but the rest of the world does enjoy it most considerably. Each to his own.

Go back and read my edit.

There's a lot to be said for the experienced hand of an older woman.

Impossible. How can there be more? You cannot read minds, and so have no way of knowing what a person feels; if anything.

so you lie to her then

to help you pee?

Yes.

why bother?

Well....you...know...aiming....splashes etc

Because she couldn't cope alone.