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Rose Dove
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09-25-2008 14:00
From: Skell Dagger
/me grins. I wouldn't know. I barely go beyond use of standard sizes myself. I just don't feel right walking around with a Captain Caveman club sticking out of my crotch.

However, I guess if one is roleplaying a demon, or other possibly non-human (and larger) avatar, I can get the need for 'Ridiculous', especially as the attachment is fully colour-customisable.


/me giggles and imagines a naked avi trying to walk around with a telephone-pole-size lime-green attchment on his crotch.

Oooh! How about an avi that IS a male member? I know, many people claim that various other avis are male members, but I mean an avi that is a floating male member?

Just imagine - when someone called you a !@?! , you could just whip out your male member avi and, voila - you ARE a male member. =D
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HoneyBear Lilliehook
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09-25-2008 14:01
From: Pserendipity Daniels
Pep (Extra points for spelling bestiality correctly?)


Oh no darlin...that's a points deduction! ;)
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Rose Dove
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09-25-2008 14:02
From: Pserendipity Daniels
Not my style, but perhaps useful for the bestiality sims?

Pep (Extra points for spelling bestiality correctly?)


/me awards Pep extra points AND a gold star for spelling bestiality correctly =D
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Love Hastings
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09-25-2008 14:06
From: Pserendipity Daniels
Not my style, but perhaps useful for the bestiality sims?

Pep (Extra points for spelling bestiality correctly?)


/me awards you to Mari's ex-neighbours.
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Skell Dagger
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09-25-2008 14:48
From: Rose Dove
Oooh! How about an avi that IS a male member? I know, many people claim that various other avis are male members, but I mean an avi that is a floating male member?

Just imagine - when someone called you a !@?! , you could just whip out your male member avi and, voila - you ARE a male member. =D
Already exists :D

I was at a dance a few weeks ago. Someone asked, "Where's so-and-so gone?" and the reply came, "He's that little d*ck at your feet". And he WAS a little d*ck: running around in an ankle-high penis avatar...
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Rose Dove
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09-25-2008 14:50
From: Skell Dagger
Already exists :D

I was at a dance a few weeks ago. Someone asked, "Where's so-and-so gone?" and the reply came, "He's that little d*ck at your feet". And he WAS a little d*ck: running around in an ankle-high penis avatar...


/me is speechless


Oh, Skell, did you just get married? If so, congratulation!!
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Pserendipity Daniels
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09-25-2008 14:52
From: Skell Dagger
I was at a dance a few weeks ago. Someone asked, "Where's so-and-so gone?" and the reply came, "He's that little d*ck at your feet". And he WAS a little d*ck: running around in an ankle-high penis avatar...


Reminds me of the guy that caught a leprechaun and demanded a wish. He wanted his d**k to reach the floor.

So the leprechaun cut off his legs.

Pep (Possible in sl?)
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Skell Dagger
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09-25-2008 14:52
From: Rose Dove
Oh, Skell, did you just get married? If so, congratulation!!
Partnered in SL, yes, and very soon to be married there, too. And thank you!
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Trout Recreant
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09-25-2008 14:55
From: Desmond Shang
...The firm of Manx, Bengal and Rex, Esq. is sorting out all the unfortunate details at great expense.


The firm of Recreant and Associates wasn't good enough for you?
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09-25-2008 14:59
From: Trout Recreant
The firm of Recreant and Associates wasn't good enough for you?
Probably assumed that Ann had already retained your services.

And if Ann has not done so yet, how could you possibly take a case against her?
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09-25-2008 15:01
From: Desmond Shang
The firm of Manx, Bengal and Rex, Esq. is sorting out all the unfortunate details at great expense.

At least it's not Yer, Scrood & Imsorry.
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Ann Launay
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09-25-2008 15:03
From: Desmond Shang

Aye, there you have it. One moment you are a carefree land baron playboy, the next you are paying for thirty kittens

Thirty? I have three and Lexxi has five...who has the other 22?!

Man-tramp! :mad:
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I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Trout Recreant
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09-25-2008 15:13
From: LittleMe Jewell
Probably assumed that Ann had already retained your services.

And if Ann has not done so yet, how could you possibly take a case against her?


Just because I'd take the case doesn't mean I'd do a very good job.
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09-25-2008 17:06
From: Ann Launay
Thirty? I have three and Lexxi has five...who has the other 22?!

Man-tramp! :mad:


Trout, do you have any experience as a media spokesperson, or 'spin doctor' as the case may be? I'm hiring...
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09-25-2008 17:09
From: Desmond Shang
Trout, do you have any experience as a media spokesperson, or 'spin doctor' as the case may be? I'm hiring...

One just needs to read one of his Letters from the Lindens, or one of his Ratings to see his artistry with words.
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Oryx Tempel
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09-25-2008 17:13
From: Pserendipity Daniels
IQ?

Pep (Or self-conceit?)

Defo bigger is better. I once dated a guy who required an explanation of Congress. I broke up with him soon after. Sad that he is actually American. *eek*
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09-25-2008 17:14
From: Desmond Shang
Trout, do you have any experience as a media spokesperson, or 'spin doctor' as the case may be? I'm hiring...


Count me in. Spin-doctoring is my specialty.
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09-25-2008 17:14
From: Oryx Tempel
Defo bigger is better. I once dated a guy who required an explanation of Congress. I broke up with him soon after. Sad that he is actually American. *eek*

To be truthful, I often find Congress to be unexplainable.
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Oryx Tempel
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09-25-2008 17:15
From: Ann Launay
Thirty? I have three and Lexxi has five...who has the other 22?!

Man-tramp! :mad:

Now we need a private dick in addition to the attorneys...
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09-25-2008 17:16
From: Oryx Tempel
Now we need a private dick in addition to the attorneys...

You may find one over in the erection thread.....
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Oryx Tempel
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09-25-2008 17:16
From: Brenda Connolly
To be truthful, I often find Congress to be unexplainable.

Yeah, but... I had to explain the checks and balances, and the fact that the Senate and House are two different parts of Congress, blah blah. I was dismayed. Like, didn't he ever pass seventh grade???
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09-25-2008 17:55
From: Desmond Shang
Trout, do you have any experience as a media spokesperson, or 'spin doctor' as the case may be? I'm hiring...
He does know how to make a girl smile - thats for sure. If you could bottle that both sexes would be thankful :)
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09-25-2008 18:03
From: Brenda Connolly
You may find one over in the erection thread.....
Those are far too public to be useful :cool:
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