Friends With Benefits

Because it is. Read what Lear wrote - the bit that I quoted. The very idea that something is only wrong if you get caught is ridiculous. How far would you like to take that? Murdering someone is only wrong if you're caught? Stealing is only wrong if you're caught?

I think I haven't mentioned this in a while......... geez, I love you.

Sorry, I underestimated you. Don't you be such a wanker next time; I have limits too. Consider what it was I might have been apologizing for. But no doubt you just got carried away and forgot all about benefits.

Ummm.

Perhaps the two of you should do the whole "angry glares => angry sex => warm cuddly afters" thing in PM?

Just a thought, though. It IS sort of amusing to watch.

Cuddlying with Jig afterwards isn't allowed. I won't say how she describes men after sex, but they are always thrown out the door.

Oh yeah. I forgot.

Maybe then just the murmurings of sweet nothings across the intercom connecting the bedroom with the guest house? Or maybe not . . .

Yes, but the guest house is occupied at this time. Maybe by phone to the motel outside of the pearly gates. I am sure she will pay for his room.

Hell no, we need this kind of fun here. I've been a bit bored lately.

Well, it probably doesn't much matter. It's the "angry sex" thing that's the point, I suppose. The rest is just window dressing.

/me practices shutting up more.

where's the fun in that...

Men after sex - not in my bed. Maybe this is strange (even Hal shood his head at me) but I really dislike having someone else in my bed after we have had sex. I wanna move and shuffle on to nice sheets and I really find clinging men very disconcerting once they start getting to sleep. I cant stand feeling a beating heart next to mine (shades of edgar allan poe) and a man's sholonked out on top of me is liek drowning with a rubber rabbit.

Nope, out he goes and he can greet the new day in a lovely guest house that is cozy warm in winter and super fresh in summer with flowers and everything. He's got coffee and bacon and eggs and a flat screen tv with satellite feed. And he can brush his teeth in his own sink instead of mine so I dont get toothbrush slobber on my towels or whatever.

True, many men think its an ordeal but it is also an ordeal to go out with me in the first place since I am hardly around anyway. I dont really have much time for men - far too busy and working to be snaffled by a bloke; the only one who would bennyfit is my lawyer.

Don't doubt me on this - I speak honestly about this. I really have a thing about peopel asleep in my bed except for me. I also dont liek my sheets gruffled around liek men do it. And I have sepcial places for my bedside books etc. Men dont seem to understand that either.

... who said elton john? lol

Like misery, happiness loves company. I find such sweet joy in waking up with someone I've shared intimacy, I want everyone I like to feel that same pleasure. I also want everyone to share the cool crisp refreshment of a dill pickle, or the sharp, luxurious, intoxicating bliss of good dark chocolate.

I don't feel superior to those who don't. But I can't help but wish that someday they do.

Regardless, it takes all kinds, and if we all liked the same things the same way, wouldn't life be quite a bit duller?

Okay, your okay. I sorry I got snitty.
But dont want to wake up with someone intoxicated by dark chocolate. I'll have the pickle instead. Chocolate is fattening.

BLEH! Who cares?

I've discovered more Gold Diggers than anything.

When you perfect it, please consider mentoring Jig.

I'm pretty sure being stuck in a room with Jig,trying to teach her ANYTHING would qualify as cruel and unusual punishment. We have laws against that in the US.

Oh pish.

You'd be surprised at what I know and what I can talk about. I may not have years on my shoulders or degrees on my walls, and I may be flippant and liberteenesque but I can make peopel laugh and love me.

Anyway, I'm easier on teh eye than Pep. Poor man. Now enjoy me and lets have some fun last days in forum before they shut us down forever with patriarchal eyes and mainstreet 6-pack censorship.

Youre not rich anough for me.

I am sure I am in the minority here,but I'd rather be locked in a room with Pep. The more you speak,the less I like you. You are extremely self absorbed Jig. Not a very endearing quality to me. I wish you well though.You do appear to be a good person at heart,just very immature.

I agree fully with you Rioko and something i did notice about Jig in a post in the forum she said she was 29 on her profile she is 22. Now we all know its not nice to ask a women her age but from women to women what one is true ?

Why are these posts necessary? I'm sorry, but this is just gratuitous.

If you don't like Jig, don't open her threads. Put her on ignore. Surely there is no need to use every opportunity to take swipes at her?

I honestly don't get this hostility: Jig isn't attacking anyone personally. Her posts aren't antisocial: she's not advocating racism or violence or anything like that. What is being accomplished here?

There no need to be unnecessarily unkind or aggressive. Can't we be a bit more gentle and forgiving with each other? Please?

Your posts speak more of your own faults than of Jig's.

BTW, Pep is good company inworld. He's more of an asshole in the forum. I'm guilty of that as well, and I bet a lot of people are. We say things here we'd never say to someone's face.