Can Any One Help Me Understand, Please?

tl;dr

Dude, you've been posting this same thang since 2004. The trouble with being a rocket scientist (aka physicist) ... don't you think? ... is that it is terribly hard to impress other rocket scientists. And, no one BUT other rocket scientists are interested in discussing these things.

Tell you what.

If you have this much free time, there's this virtual world you might enjoy ... Second Life, have you heard of it? If you're going to cast your pearls before swine, at least there they'll be swine in bikinis and tattoos. Give it a try.

LOL....Nika figured out who I am....Tipping hat, good to meet you........Think I will get any PhDs in here to debate me? And the other post was correct too.....Yawn......Wrong forum.....OK, it is a Saturday and I was bored

But Ivan is god and I think Nika agrees I can prove it mathematically and scientifically.......??

Nice to meet you too *smiles*
No
<- agnostic with respect to both deities and DJs.

JerryDon Lane Ivan has come out of the closet so no need to continue flogging the dead horse ok? Time you moved on to another cause

Oh, Ivan never was in the closet so to speak...he's always been right out in the open, handing out boxes of chocolates, rescuing prim kittens out of trees, and helping little old lady avatars cross streets!!! hehehe!!!

And, besides...haven't you heard? Ivan is a Diety now...and was stung squarely on the buttocks by the Good Lord's bees!!!

*Insert HUGE grin here*

LOL! I don't know who this 'Jumpman Lane' is...But I've known Ivan and JerryDon for quite some time now in SL...and they are a hoot!!!

And, I'm just me. Same person in SL as I am in RL, that enjoys a good laugh...and this thread ran the gamut of possibilities....

But, JerryDon, I have a question...If Ivan is God...and we're his friends..do we sit at the left or right hand of God...and will it all change if Obama is elected president?

Oh, by the way...Ivan? I have 'sainted' you...ALL HAIL SAINT IVAN ERECTUS!!!!!

Well saph, according to the scriptures, 2nd Bauer verse 3, we shall rule with Ivan wearing robes of white, Niki air pumps and wax Halloween teeth for an entire millennium.

We shall walk on streets of gold and our houses shall be constructed of pearls (12 K gold plate and Walmart freshwater pearls, I'm afraid--this financial crises has us all by the yin yangs).

We shall speak in tongues so fervently it will make Sarah Palin's heavenly utterances look like Marcel Marceau in a silent mime performance.

But............and here's the kicker........Nostradamus predicted that on November 5th, 2008, a beast shall arise out out of the ocean. And a woman praising two wings and 10 shining diamonds shall be riding this beast shouting: "Behold, Babylon has fallen."

Is this not Obama? I mean, come on. This guy's ears are so big he could take off in flight reminiscent of Dumbo the Elephant. And when he smiles, the whole world is illuminated by the radiance of his 10, brilliant teeth shining like freshly fallen snow on a cow patty.

Yes, by now the forum is aware that Obama is the beast, the rider is Katie Couric and Babylon IS US! It's all in the writings. I am in a real funk.