Can Any One Help Me Understand, Please?
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-26-2008 13:49
From: Conan Godwin I've read to page 4 and it seems like millions of friends of this Ivan person/millions of the OPs alts are just coming out of the woodwork. Personally, I object to a small group of people trying to misuse our beloved forum to try to make a fuss and protest for their friend.
Krispy Kreme has come to the UK atlast. My fairer half has an deep abiding love of all things American, and dragged me to Manchester to the new shop just to buy donuts.
My favourite are the maple syrup topped ones. How 'bout you? I like cinnamon crullers. |
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Brenda Connolly
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09-26-2008 13:49
I prefer Dunkin Donuts Apple n Spice myself
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Conan Godwin
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09-26-2008 13:49
From: Chris Norse Life isn't fair, never has been, never will be. The sooner people come to realize that the happier everyone will be.
I had a TA in college who loved to ask that question, "Is that fair?" Of course he had spent his entire life living off of daddy or the government and and never been in the real world. I disagree, Chris. I think life is very very fair. You get out of life what you take from it. Shit happens, but by and large most people get shit on roughly the same amount in one form or another. That seems perfectly fair to me. I think perhaps you mean't that life isn't nice, which is true.
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-26-2008 13:50
From: Brenda Connolly I prefer Dunkin Donuts Apple n Spice myself We just don't have many Dunkin Donuts shops around here anymore...  |
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Allegria Kanto
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09-26-2008 13:50
How many donuts did you eat???  /me does not like Krispy Kreme, way too sugary.
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Conan Godwin
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09-26-2008 13:51
From: Colette Meiji Its kind of like how they enforce Speeding in Detroit.
999 times out of 1000 you will get away with it. But that 1000th time you get a pretty heavy fine.
And the Judge really doesn't care that going less than 75mph on 696 will get you crushed by the rest of rush hour traffic. Divide that fine by 1000 and it doesn't seem so bad I'll bet - given that by rights you should have been fined another 999 times anyway.
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Lexxi Gynoid
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09-26-2008 13:53
From: Conan Godwin Maybe we have different flavours over here. Note they call it Kreme because they're not allowed to call it cream - it felt like buttercream (butter and icing sugar mixed into a paste). I wasn't impressed with that one.
There was one with chocolate and chocolate curls on the top that had chocolate creaminess in the middle. That was good too. The apple and cinnamon one would have been better if it had less cinnamon on the top and more cinnamon in the filling instead. I called it kreme because they called it kreme. I have not seen a chocolate one with chocolate curl on top and chocolate creaminess in middle.
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Lexxi Gynoid
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09-26-2008 13:55
From: Conan Godwin Divide that fine by 1000 and it doesn't seem so bad I'll bet - given that by rights you should have been fined another 999 times anyway. I believe you two are saying the same thing, or at least the underlying message is the same.
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Conan Godwin
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09-26-2008 13:57
From: JerryDon Lane When God was handing out brains, Chris thought She said trains and replied, "Thanks! I'll take the slow one." Menstruation and it's attendant horrors proves that God is a male. A male with an awesome sense of humour.
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Conan Godwin
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09-26-2008 13:59
From: Lexxi Gynoid I believe you two are saying the same thing, or at least the underlying message is the same. Yes. I was carrying the point further as some of Ivanenormousfanclub's friends seem a little slow on the uptake from what I've read of the thread so far. Only up to page 9 though.
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Gabriele Graves
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09-26-2008 14:01
From: Conan Godwin Menstruation and it's attendant horrors proves that God is a male. A male with an awesome sense of humour. On the contrary the male penis, its link to the male brain and its silly appearance when not erect show that the creator is probably female and definitely has an awesome sense of humour  |
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Conan Godwin
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09-26-2008 14:05
From: Gabriele Graves On the contrary the male penis, its link to the male brain and its silly appearance when not erect show that the creator is probably female and definitely has an awesome sense of humour I think that just proves he has a self-deprecating humour. The male penis might be amusing, but it's not nearly so horrific as menstruation. The penis is the kind of joke we can all share, while menstruation is a mean-spirited sort of joke. Like laughing at someone falling down a well.
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Conan Godwin
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09-26-2008 14:15
From: Sapphire Hotaling Yeah, I wanna see pictures too! LOL! And, I wanna know just WHY it's not acceptable for God to be a woman.... The very idea that God would have gender is pretty laughable actually. We refer to god using the masculine pronouns for the same reason we use the feminine for a ship; because "it" just doesn't feel right. Also, I'm pretty sure God can open jars all by himself.
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Chris Norse
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09-26-2008 14:18
From: Conan Godwin I disagree, Chris. I think life is very very fair. You get out of life what you take from it. Shit happens, but by and large most people get shit on roughly the same amount in one form or another. That seems perfectly fair to me.
I think perhaps you mean't that life isn't nice, which is true. He meant "fair" to mean the government taking money from those who worked and giving it to him for his housing, food, medical care and education. Even though he was an able bodied young man fully capable of working if he so desired.
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09-26-2008 14:22
From: Brenda Connolly The most well thought out marketing plan since Hitler's Beer Hall Speeches.......or maybe New Coke /me follows Maureen in whipping off her pants and waving them in salute. |
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Conan Godwin
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09-26-2008 14:24
From: Sapphire Hotaling .what if they have nerve damage from Agent Orange, Agent Orange is a defoliant; it kills plants.
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Conan Godwin
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09-26-2008 14:25
From: Chris Norse He meant "fair" to mean the government taking money from those who worked and giving it to him for his housing, food, medical care and education. Even though he was an able bodied young man fully capable of working if he so desired. So he mean't "fair" as in "what I think I deserve". A lot of people think like that. A lot of people are jerks though.
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Oryx Tempel
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09-26-2008 14:28
From: Conan Godwin The very idea that God would have gender is pretty laughable actually. We refer to god using the masculine pronouns for the same reason we use the feminine for a ship; because "it" just doesn't feel right.
Also, I'm pretty sure God can open jars all by himself. /me snickers at the thought of God opening a pickle jar, then climbing up on the roof to fix the air conditioner. Maybe that's why He invented menstruation, to get back at women for having to do chores. Anyway, I prefer Dunkin Donuts plain cake doughnuts. They really are good for dunking. |
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Phil Deakins
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09-26-2008 14:55
From: Gabriele Graves On the contrary the male penis, its link to the male brain and its silly appearance when not erect show that the creator is probably female and definitely has an awesome sense of humour Au contrair. The male penis has a seperate brain entirely. But I think they look sillier when erect. Either way, they look like add-ons that don't quite suit the style of the body - sort of afterthoughts. |
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Conan Godwin
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09-26-2008 15:17
From: Phil Deakins Au contrair. The male penis has a seperate brain entirely.
But I think they look sillier when erect. Either way, they look like add-ons that don't quite suit the style of the body - sort of afterthoughts. Yes, but according to feminists it is an instrument of rape ("suprise sex"  and therefore has great power. With that power comes responsibility.
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Siobhan OFlynn
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09-26-2008 16:08
From: JerryDon Lane Actually, Collette.....The RL name of my son is Penis Blister......  This made me lolspit beer all over my computer and the surrounding area. Funniest post ever.
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Freya Junot
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09-26-2008 17:13
Awesome thread! Thanks so much! |
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Orfeu Miles
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09-26-2008 17:37
I am shocked and saddend that Ivanahugeboner is deemed to be an unsuitable name.
Sighs.....I suppose Gluteus Maximus....or Biggus Dickus are right out of the question now.
Ah well.....nobody lost an eye.
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Nika Talaj
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On Fairness
09-26-2008 18:02
from Randy Newman:
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If Marx were living today
he'd be rolling around in his grave
And if I had him here in my mansion on the hill
I'd tell him a story t'would give his old heart a chill
It's something that happened to me
I'd say, Karl I recently stumbled
into a new family
with two little children in school
where all little children should be
I went to the orientation
All the young mommies were there
Karl, you never have seen such a glorious sight
as these beautiful women arrayed for the night
just like countesses, empresses, movie stars and queens
And they'd come there with men much like me
Froggish men, unpleasant to see
Were you to kiss one, Karl
Nary a prince would there be
See, Karl the world isn't fair
It isn't and never will be
They tried out your plan
It brought misery instead
If you'd seen how they worked it
you'd be glad you were dead
just like I'm glad I'm living in the land of the free
where the rich just get richer
and the poor you don't ever have to see
It would depress us, Karl.
Because we care
that the world
...still isn't
...fair!
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Lucifer Baphomet
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09-26-2008 18:21
Sapphire is great.
I haven't seen anyone roleplay a village idiot quite as well in a long time.
The basest/basis remark was comedy gold
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