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Lindal Kidd
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10-01-2008 12:08
I'll agree with Cael to the extent that Ivan's name can be shortened to a completely unobjectionable form. So in that sense at least, he's pretty mild on the Offending My Sensibilities scale.
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Raudf Fox
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10-01-2008 12:20
My standards would have set Ivan's name at, "Gah, can't they be more original if they're gonna do that?" Of course, I'd never have typed out his full name anyways, so he's have just been stuck as Ivan. This name just reminds me of some prank calls we'd hear about, like the Prince Edward in a can kind of things...
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Stormy Dyrssen
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10-01-2008 12:57
So I guess someone named Pussy is ok with you guys then? Heeeere kitty kitty kitty kitty! Wow, sorry I missed this thread, seems like so much fun to have participated in!  _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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10-01-2008 13:41
So I guess someone named Pussy is ok with you guys then? It's Pus-SAY. SAY! _____________________
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Ann Launay
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10-01-2008 13:51
Depends on the last name... .d Galore? _____________________
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JerryDon Lane
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10-01-2008 18:28
Did I tell you guys about my last meeting with Ivan?
He said Good to see you, Dude, and I said same......Then he said, there is something I always wanted to do...I want to start a new religion! He he....How cool is that? So I invited him down to the James River in Springfield. Missouri hoping we could get a vision. I know this much, If you have a religion, you have to also have a vision for that religion, am I incorrect on that? We took a can of worms down to that river and began to fish!!!!! And I started to pray, Lord let us have a vision about our new religion..... It came, I think........I started to get all blurry and a voice spoke to me.........."JERRY AND IVAN" I said yes, Lord. And the Lord said, Do you you feel a buzzing around your butt? And I did..........Ivan and I had sat on a Yellow Jackets nest in the ground. We ended up in the hospital dueing time for allergic stings. Sheez, do you see how bad that life has treated us, guys? Have a freaking heart.......Have one! |
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JerryDon Lane
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10-01-2008 18:31
Ivan was also the ping-pong champion of China, once met John F Kennedy, And washes Sarah Palin's underwear......Run, Ivan run.........LOL
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Brenda Connolly
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10-01-2008 18:45
I heard he died bravely at The Alamo.....
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JerryDon Lane
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10-01-2008 18:46
*****Wow, sorry I missed this thread, seems like so much fun to have participated in!*****
Aint over yet........We will not Succeed until the Lindens admit that Ivan is the King of Kings in here. Obama is not the chosen one, the Messiah....Ivan is...What the hell is wrong with you people when it comes to theology??? |
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JerryDon Lane
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10-01-2008 18:47
Brenda, do you follow science?
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JerryDon Lane
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10-01-2008 18:55
Because, mathematically, I can prove that Ivan was the Creator of the Universe!
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Brenda Connolly
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10-01-2008 18:57
Brenda, do you follow science? I try to maintain a safe following distance. _____________________
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Sapphire Hotaling
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10-01-2008 19:35
Ivan was also the ping-pong champion of China, once met John F Kennedy, And washes Sarah Palin's underwear......Run, Ivan run.........LOL Jerry, you forgot about his magic shoes and his shrimpin boat, too!! |
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JerryDon Lane
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10-01-2008 19:59
OK, Well, I hope to introduce the forum to Syllogistic logic. It is basically a form of communication that involves math with words. And just like math, if you plug in the words, mathematically, it has to be true every time.
Thank Socrates for this. Categorical syllogism is a kind of logical argument in which one proposition (the conclusion) is inferred from two others (the premises) of a certain form. In other words, If two premises are true then the conclusion HAS to be true. Look at this one: All dogs are mammals, Zeke is a dog, Therefore Zeke is a mammal. Has to be true, correct? |
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JerryDon Lane
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10-01-2008 20:09
You can even view these words as an algebraic equation......Just put the equals sign between the two premises and the conclusion:
All persons crap, Jane is a person = Therefore Jane craps What becomes amazing is that, just like algebra, the equation can remain equal as long as you do the same thing to both sides: All persons crap, Jane is a person and craps while wearing a hat= Therefore Jane craps while wearing a hat Tally this......Argue this, Anti-Ivan unsupporters.........He he |
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Sapphire Hotaling
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10-01-2008 20:10
OK, Well, I hope to introduce the forum to Syllogistic logic. It is basically a form of communication that involves math with words. And just like math, if you plug in the words, mathematically, it has to be true every time. Thank Socrates for this. Categorical syllogism is a kind of logical argument in which one proposition (the conclusion) is inferred from two others (the premises) of a certain form. In other words, If two premises are true then the conclusion HAS to be true. Look at this one: All dogs are mammals, Zeke is a dog, Therefore Zeke is a mammal. Has to be true, correct? Exactly!!! And, the Creator of the Universe will agree with you whole-heartedly!!! |
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JerryDon Lane
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10-01-2008 20:17
Whoops....Non-Sequitur........You have to do it to the first premise if it is to be algebraically correct:
All persons crap while wearing a hat, Jane is a person = Therefore Jane craps while wearing a hat Whew glad I cleared that up, Stephan Hawking may be reading in here, but I kinda doubt it....  |
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JerryDon Lane
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10-01-2008 20:32
OK, here is my intellectual challenge to the forum. Tackle this syllogism. Remember that if the conclusion to one syllogism is true, it may be used as a premise in the next one:
Mental unbalance is shown to your friends over time if you are mentally ill. Ivan has shown to his friends no mental unbalance over time, Therefore Ivan is not mentally ill. The creator of the universe was so intelligent It could not have been mentally ill, Ivan is not mentally ill, Therefore, Ivan is the creator of the universe! Bring on the PhDs!!!!! |
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Carli Dancer
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10-01-2008 20:44
OK, here is my intellectual challenge to the forum. Tackle this syllogism. Remember that if the conclusion to one syllogism is true, it may be used as a premise in the next one: Mental unbalance is shown to your friends over time if you are mentally ill. Ivan has shown to his friends no mental unbalance over time, Therefore Ivan is not mentally ill. The creator of the universe was so intelligent It could not have been mentally ill, Ivan is not mentally ill, Therefore, Ivan is the creator of the universe! Bring on the PhDs!!!!! Wow geez. All this time and you are still obsessed with your friend's Erection? Get a room already. |
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Sapphire Hotaling
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10-01-2008 21:17
Wow geez. All this time and you are still obsessed with your friend's Erection? Get a room already. hehehe....it's not quite that simple, Carli...JerryDon...is a genius...in RL...and he has so many thoughts crowding his head...he has to get them out somehow. Ever hear of the Plutonioum Syllogical Erector? He's the creator of that. He also has created the Quantum Physical Aurora...and also has nailed the theory of Quantum Physics. Example: If Jane takes two craps today while wearing her hat, will she take two craps tomorrow...and more importantly...can she go back in time, and relive that moment? And, even more importantly, will her hat still be in the same position on her head? Inquiring minds MUST know! Therefore, life is like a box of chocolates...You never know what you're gonna get...and there's never enough nuts!!! |
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Carli Dancer
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10-01-2008 21:20
hehehe....it's not quite that simple, Carli...JerryDon...is a genius...in RL...and he has so many thoughts crowding his head...he has to get them out somehow. Ever hear of the Plutonioum Syllogical Erector? He's the creator of that. He also has created the Quantum Physical Aurora...and also has nailed the theory of Quantum Physics. Example: If Jane takes two craps today while wearing her hat, will she take two craps tomorrow...and more importantly...can she go back in time, and relive that moment? And, even more importantly, will her hat still be in the same position on her head? Inquiring minds MUST know! Therefore, life is like a box of chocolates...You never know what you're gonna get...and there's never enough nuts!!! Okay you shouldn't be talking about craps and erections in the same post. I mean I guess its allright if you are into that scat stuff. I mean everyone needs a hobby. But really its kinda gross. |
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Sunspot Pixie
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10-02-2008 01:50
Okay you shouldn't be talking about craps and erections in the same post. I mean I guess its all right if you are into that scat stuff. I mean everyone needs a hobby. But really its kinda gross. And these two were making up things that were supposedly on people's profiles and then accusing THEM of being deviants. _____________________
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Qie Niangao
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10-02-2008 03:04
Okay, I get it. This thread introduces a new genre. It's like humorous writing, but not funny. A bit Dada, or maybe Beat... like jokes with the punchlines chosen at random.
As the blue-haired lady might say: "It's different." |
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JerryDon Lane
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10-02-2008 06:52
Breaking news on Drudge this morning: Super Hadron Collider Finds God Particle!
Stephan Hawking, the physicist holding the chair of Isaac Newton at Cambridge University (I don't think Hawking actually works as a scientist there, he just holds the chair all day......Whew...) was called in to investigate the exciting new discovery. Hawking released the following statement: "I have identified the God Particle. Apparently this particle is caused from pixels splitting photons into quark-like thingamajigs emanating from an avatar in a virtual world named Ivanerection Oh. "It appears that Ivan decided to toy with the universe after becoming frustrated when Lexa made him re-wallpaper the bathroom in RL for THE 15th DANGED TIME!" Hawking relates that this god particle could be the "glue" that holds the rest of the universe together. "We certainly don't want to piss this particle off," he concluded. Full story on FOX at 11. Always fair, always balanced and always a full day's serving of Omega 3 fatty acids. |
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Windsweptgold Wopat
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10-02-2008 06:59
Im just wondering when Ivan will be made a saint
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