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Milla Janick

Empress Of The Universe

Join date: 2 Jan 2008

Posts: 3,075

09-29-2009 13:24

Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls, which are labeled in black on a black background, a small black light lights up black to let you know you've done it.

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All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

09-29-2009 13:24

I intend to assist in the effort to reestablish communication with Starfleet. However, if crew morale is better served by my roaming the halls weeping, I will gladly defer to your medical expertise. Excuse me.

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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-29-2009 13:27

Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mothers and yours. I dare you to do better.

Argent Stonecutter

Emergency Mustelid

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 20,263

09-29-2009 13:30

From: Kalor Rayner

Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

You already did that one.

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"And now I'm going to show you something really cool."

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Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

09-29-2009 13:30

That's what I'm talkin' about! How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a... like a grapefruit was limited to about 100 miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle.

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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Argent Stonecutter

Emergency Mustelid

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 20,263

09-29-2009 13:37

I think every painting should be the same size and the same color so they're all interchangeable and nobody thinks they have a better painting or a worse painting... Besides even when the subject is different, people want the same painting.

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Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/

"And now I'm going to show you something really cool."

Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23
Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore

Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

09-29-2009 14:08

I paint for myself. I don’t know how to do anything else, anyway. Also I have to earn my living, and occupy myself. I think that all human actions are designed to seduce, to please.

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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Rhonda Huntress

Kitteh Herder

Join date: 21 Dec 2008

Posts: 1,823

09-29-2009 14:12

You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.

Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

09-29-2009 14:14

[on parenting] It's like your Aunt Edna's ass. It goes on forever and it's just as frightening.

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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-29-2009 16:13

Pam Byrnes: Take it easy on the sarcasm. Humor is entirely wasted on
my Parents.
Greg Focker: What are they... Amish?

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-29-2009 16:57

From: Argent Stonecutter

You already did that one.

Oops.

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-29-2009 16:59

I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-29-2009 22:09

Did you know that if you kill a man in the dead of winter you can see steam rising out of him? The Indians though it was your soul escaping.

Yann Mizser

.:Second Life SmartAss:.

Join date: 24 Feb 2007

Posts: 106

09-30-2009 07:12

........ok.....now......pull my finger.......

Argent Stonecutter

Emergency Mustelid

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 20,263

09-30-2009 07:55

Competition is an essential part of the masculine atmosphere this-here oasis represents. Y'all don't cut it. Fact is, your presence is at this very moment damaging the integrity of Man Detox.

_____________________

Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/

"And now I'm going to show you something really cool."

Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23
Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-30-2009 10:11

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-30-2009 12:08

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-30-2009 15:24

We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.

Argent Stonecutter

Emergency Mustelid

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 20,263

09-30-2009 15:35

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

_____________________

Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/

"And now I'm going to show you something really cool."

Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23
Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore

Kyrah Abattoir

cruelty delight

Join date: 4 Jun 2004

Posts: 2,786

09-30-2009 16:43

Anybody who work for the system is part of the problem with said system.

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Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-30-2009 17:04

But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy.

Kyrah Abattoir

cruelty delight

Join date: 4 Jun 2004

Posts: 2,786

09-30-2009 17:08

From: Kalor Rayner

But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy.

Erm, well same spirit.

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metalife http://tinyurl.com/yzm3yvw
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slapt http://tinyurl.com/yfqah9u

Argent Stonecutter

Emergency Mustelid

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 20,263

09-30-2009 17:11

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

_____________________

Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/

"And now I'm going to show you something really cool."

Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23
Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore

Kyrah Abattoir

cruelty delight

Join date: 4 Jun 2004

Posts: 2,786

09-30-2009 17:16

that's funny if you ever did chemistry

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metalife http://tinyurl.com/yzm3yvw
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slapt http://tinyurl.com/yfqah9u

Argent Stonecutter

Emergency Mustelid

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 20,263

09-30-2009 17:55

So this atom, see, it's just sitting around in the solution, when suddenly it says "Ow! I just lost an electron!"

And this other atom goes, you know, "Are you sure?"

And the first atom nods, "Yes, I'm positive!"

_____________________

Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/

"And now I'm going to show you something really cool."

Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23
Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore

The newest thing I heard, its not good...
Milla Janick Empress Of The Universe Join date: 2 Jan 2008 Posts: 3,075	09-29-2009 13:24 Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls, which are labeled in black on a black background, a small black light lights up black to let you know you've done it. _____________________ http://www.avatarsunited.com/avatars/milla-janick All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	09-29-2009 13:24 I intend to assist in the effort to reestablish communication with Starfleet. However, if crew morale is better served by my roaming the halls weeping, I will gladly defer to your medical expertise. Excuse me. _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-29-2009 13:27 Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mothers and yours. I dare you to do better.
Argent Stonecutter Emergency Mustelid Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 20,263	09-29-2009 13:30 From: Kalor Rayner Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence. You already did that one. _____________________ Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/ "And now I'm going to show you something really cool." Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23 Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	09-29-2009 13:30 That's what I'm talkin' about! How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a... like a grapefruit was limited to about 100 miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle. _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Argent Stonecutter Emergency Mustelid Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 20,263	09-29-2009 13:37 I think every painting should be the same size and the same color so they're all interchangeable and nobody thinks they have a better painting or a worse painting... Besides even when the subject is different, people want the same painting. _____________________ Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/ "And now I'm going to show you something really cool." Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23 Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	09-29-2009 14:08 I paint for myself. I don’t know how to do anything else, anyway. Also I have to earn my living, and occupy myself. I think that all human actions are designed to seduce, to please. _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Rhonda Huntress Kitteh Herder Join date: 21 Dec 2008 Posts: 1,823	09-29-2009 14:12 You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	09-29-2009 14:14 [on parenting] It's like your Aunt Edna's ass. It goes on forever and it's just as frightening. _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-29-2009 16:13 Pam Byrnes: Take it easy on the sarcasm. Humor is entirely wasted on my Parents. Greg Focker: What are they... Amish?
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-29-2009 16:57 From: Argent Stonecutter You already did that one. Oops.
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-29-2009 16:59 I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-29-2009 22:09 Did you know that if you kill a man in the dead of winter you can see steam rising out of him? The Indians though it was your soul escaping.
Yann Mizser .:Second Life SmartAss:. Join date: 24 Feb 2007 Posts: 106	09-30-2009 07:12 ........ok.....now......pull my finger.......
Argent Stonecutter Emergency Mustelid Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 20,263	09-30-2009 07:55 Competition is an essential part of the masculine atmosphere this-here oasis represents. Y'all don't cut it. Fact is, your presence is at this very moment damaging the integrity of Man Detox. _____________________ Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/ "And now I'm going to show you something really cool." Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23 Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-30-2009 10:11 Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-30-2009 12:08 When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-30-2009 15:24 We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.
Argent Stonecutter Emergency Mustelid Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 20,263	09-30-2009 15:35 But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. _____________________ Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/ "And now I'm going to show you something really cool." Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23 Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore
Kyrah Abattoir cruelty delight Join date: 4 Jun 2004 Posts: 2,786	09-30-2009 16:43 Anybody who work for the system is part of the problem with said system. _____________________ tired of XStreetSL? try those! apez http://tinyurl.com/yfm9d5b metalife http://tinyurl.com/yzm3yvw metaverse exchange http://tinyurl.com/yzh7j4a slapt http://tinyurl.com/yfqah9u
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-30-2009 17:04 But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy.
Kyrah Abattoir cruelty delight Join date: 4 Jun 2004 Posts: 2,786	09-30-2009 17:08 From: Kalor Rayner But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. Erm, well same spirit. _____________________ tired of XStreetSL? try those! apez http://tinyurl.com/yfm9d5b metalife http://tinyurl.com/yzm3yvw metaverse exchange http://tinyurl.com/yzh7j4a slapt http://tinyurl.com/yfqah9u
Argent Stonecutter Emergency Mustelid Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 20,263	09-30-2009 17:11 If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. _____________________ Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/ "And now I'm going to show you something really cool." Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23 Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore
Kyrah Abattoir cruelty delight Join date: 4 Jun 2004 Posts: 2,786	09-30-2009 17:16 that's funny if you ever did chemistry _____________________ tired of XStreetSL? try those! apez http://tinyurl.com/yfm9d5b metalife http://tinyurl.com/yzm3yvw metaverse exchange http://tinyurl.com/yzh7j4a slapt http://tinyurl.com/yfqah9u
Argent Stonecutter Emergency Mustelid Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 20,263	09-30-2009 17:55 So this atom, see, it's just sitting around in the solution, when suddenly it says "Ow! I just lost an electron!" And this other atom goes, you know, "Are you sure?" And the first atom nods, "Yes, I'm positive!" _____________________ Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/ "And now I'm going to show you something really cool." Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23 Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore

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