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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
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09-23-2009 17:37
I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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09-23-2009 17:39
It reminds me of my favorite poem, which is, "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!"
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
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09-23-2009 18:12
What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
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Merlynn Draken
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Join date: 14 Nov 2006
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09-23-2009 18:47
soylent green is people
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-23-2009 20:25
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
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09-23-2009 23:22
Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold? Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that. Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh! _____________________
There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-24-2009 09:28
The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!
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Ephraim Kappler
Reprobate
Join date: 9 Jul 2007
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09-24-2009 11:13
A priest and a rabbi are having a quiet drink by the fireside in the parochial house. The priest asks the rabbi:
"You ever tried pork, Levi?" "Yep, deli was out of salt beef once so I had a ham 'n' cheese sandwich." "How was that?" "Nice." A few minutes pass as they sip their whiskies, deep in thought. The rabbi breaks the silence: "You ever had relations with a woman, Joe?" The priest shakes his head: "You know something? I never did." The rabbi thinks about that for a moment, shakes his head ruefully: "Shame," he says, "It's much better than pork." |
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spinster Voom
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Join date: 14 Jun 2007
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09-24-2009 11:17
Only clowns would play with those balloons
What d'ya wanna look like Barbie for Dear oh Lord, it's easy _____________________
Grunting is hard  |
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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09-24-2009 11:24
I am going to be a great witch. All it takes is a little bit of magic and a little pizzazz. It's a natural progression from my old job as an estate agent. You need witchy skills to sell houses at the moment.
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Ephraim Kappler
Reprobate
Join date: 9 Jul 2007
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09-24-2009 12:03
Frankenstein would want your mind,
Your lovely head, your lovely head ... Your lovely head. |
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
Posts: 423
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09-24-2009 13:35
What we have here is failure to communicate.
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Whimsycallie Pegler
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Join date: 28 Apr 2006
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09-24-2009 14:01
Mike, the whole world is a circus if you look at it the right way. Every time you pick up a handful of dust, and see not the dust, but a mystery, a marvel, there in your hand, every time you stop and think, I'm alive, and being alive is fantastic! Every time such a thing happens, Mike, you are part of the Circus.
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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09-24-2009 14:12
Please hold....
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Ephraim Kappler
Reprobate
Join date: 9 Jul 2007
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09-24-2009 19:58
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I got my plastic Jesus, Sittin' on the dashboard of my car. Comes in colors, pink and pleasant, Glows in the dark cause it's irridescent ... |
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-24-2009 23:05
I'm just standin' in the rain talkin' to myself.
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-25-2009 10:16
Larry: Now listen, guys, what is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along?
Jedediah: Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do! Octavius: Its kinda how we pass the time. |
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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09-25-2009 10:20
Turn right to go left! Guess what? I tried it, and you know what? This crazy thing happened - I went right!
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-25-2009 10:27
I'm telling you, you gotta help me! Don't leave me here! I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ's dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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09-25-2009 10:29
East takes you In, In takes you West, West takes you Out, Out takes you East, North and South bring you back.
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
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09-25-2009 10:34
Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry.
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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09-25-2009 10:39
Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!
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Whimsycallie Pegler
Registered User
Join date: 28 Apr 2006
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09-25-2009 13:30
Its a baseball glove! you catch things with it. Take hot things out of the oven. Even hit your sister with it.
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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09-25-2009 13:36
You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never taken drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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09-25-2009 13:51
Given the chance I'll die like a baby, on some faraway beach when the season's over. Unlikely I'll be remembered as the tide brushes sand in my eyes, I'll drift away. Cast up on a plateau with only one memory, a single syllable, oh lie low, lie low.
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