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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-26-2009 10:06
You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 2,855
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09-26-2009 11:28
"Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-26-2009 13:06
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
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Rhonda Huntress
Kitteh Herder
Join date: 21 Dec 2008
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09-26-2009 13:10
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. Men only need to know one sentence. -- "Yes, dear." |
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
Posts: 423
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09-26-2009 15:55
I thought the rules were:
Rule #1: The woman is always right. Rule #2: If the woman is wrong, refer to rule #1.  |
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 20,263
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09-26-2009 18:24
Dammit, Dana! Do you know how many paradoxes you've caused this year!? I have twenty-nine mothers!
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"And now I'm going to show you something really cool." Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23 Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore |
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 2,855
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09-27-2009 09:22
You can smoke a pipe, and find the port, while you wait;
for I'm in no mood to write it just now. Do you realize it's half past three in the morning? _____________________
There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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09-28-2009 08:28
Episode 11: It's A Jungle In Here!!
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-28-2009 08:43
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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09-29-2009 10:20
All I know is that there is somebody in my house, eating my birthday cake, with my family, and its not me!
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
Posts: 3,075
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09-29-2009 10:25
Don't worry, on a new job it's quite common for things not to go well at first.
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-29-2009 11:58
Doesn't anybody die any more?
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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09-29-2009 12:05
Oh ok! Well if she's not dead, you tell her to come down here, come right up to me and kiss me on the...
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-29-2009 12:19
Do you know that they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans in prison, Ernest?
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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09-29-2009 12:24
I tell you what, kids, it's, uh, odd thing here. Your wrist, uh, far as I can tell, is, uh, fractured in three places. Uh, and you've shattered, uh, two vertebrae, though I can't be certain without an X-ray... The bone protrusion through the skin - that's not a good sign. You're body temperature is below 80, and your, your, your heart's stopped beating.
What the hell does that mean? Exactly! What... what... I'm going to get a second opinion. |
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-29-2009 12:27
You're sitting there, you're talking to me, but you're dead!
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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09-29-2009 12:28
I don't want to live forever. I mean, it sounds good, but what am I gonna do? What if I get bored?
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-29-2009 12:30
Well, from now on, I'm going to be the kind of idiot I want to be!
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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09-29-2009 12:30
'Til death do us part! Well, you girls are dead. And I'm parting.
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-29-2009 12:36
Wrinkled, wrinkled little star... hope they never see the scars.
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
Posts: 423
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09-29-2009 13:00
That's no moon. It's a space station.
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-29-2009 13:11
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star, or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
Posts: 423
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09-29-2009 13:15
I like this ship! You know, It's exciting!
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
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09-29-2009 13:19
Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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09-29-2009 13:20
Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
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