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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
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09-30-2009 20:56
Noah's Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, "Go forth and multiply." Several months pass and Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" asks Noah. "Cut down some trees and let us live there," say the snakes. Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass and Noah checks up on the snakes again. He sees lots of little snakes; everybody is happy. Noah says, "So tell me how the trees helped." "Certainly," reply the snakes. "We're adders, and we need logs to multiply."
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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09-30-2009 22:46
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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spinster Voom
Registered User
Join date: 14 Jun 2007
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10-01-2009 09:42
Tastes Like Chicken
Tastes Like Chicken Tastes Like Chicken Yeah Yeah Tastes Like Chicken Alligator Tastes Like Chicken Armadillo Tastes Like Chicken Frogs legs Tastes Like Chicken Kangaroo Tastes Like Chicken Tofu If you put enough sauce on it Tastes Like Chicken Tastes Like Chicken Tastes Like Chicken Yeah Yeah Tastes Like Chicken Swordish Tastes Like Chicken Emu Tastes Like Chicken Catfish Tastes Like Chicken Ostrich Tastes Like Chicken Buffalo Actually that tastes like beef Tastes Like Chicken Tastes Like Chicken Tastes Like Chicken Yeah Yeah Tastes Like Chicken Ali gator Tastes Like Chicken Armadillo Tastes Like Chicken Frogs legs Tastes Like Chicken Kangaroo Tastes Like Chicken Buffalo Actually that tastes like beef _____________________
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
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10-01-2009 09:50
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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10-01-2009 10:02
Erm, well same spirit. Good, that was what I was trying to accomplish.   ------- But Mouse, you are not alone, In proving foresight may be vain: The best laid schemes of mice and men Go often askew, And leaves us nothing but grief and pain, For promised joy! |
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Whimsycallie Pegler
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Join date: 28 Apr 2006
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10-01-2009 10:53
Do you believe in UFOs, astralprojections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoiance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full transmedium, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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10-01-2009 11:57
Nick: Here's a thought. Why don't we get an egg and start our own chicken farm? That way we'd have all the eggs we could eat.
Fetcher: Right. We'll need a chicken, then. Nick: No... no, we'll need an egg. You have the egg first, that's where you get the chicken from. Fetcher: No, that's cobblers. If you don't have a chicken, where are you going to get the egg? Nick: From the chicken that comes from the egg. Fetcher: Yeah, but you have to have an egg to have a chicken. Nick: Yeah, but you've got to get the chicken first to get the egg, and then you get the egg... to get the chicken out of... Fetcher: Hang on, let's go over this again. |
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
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10-01-2009 12:19
The chicken... the chicken has declared jihad on us all.
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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10-01-2009 12:36
That's exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
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best villian speech evah
10-01-2009 16:10
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
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10-01-2009 16:18
Conan! What is best in life?
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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10-01-2009 16:22
Conan! What is best in life? “Hot water, shoft toilet paper, and good dentishtry.” _____________________
Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
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10-01-2009 17:37
That is good!
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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10-01-2009 20:33
Ready or not, here I come!
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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10-01-2009 21:22
Your time is coming to an end. Your kind must face extinction. You
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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10-02-2009 00:32
How are you gentlemen !!
All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. _____________________
Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
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10-02-2009 04:05
What are you, afraid of a little insanity? Since when have we been sane?
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
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10-02-2009 05:13
Perhaps you should grow a beard.
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
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10-02-2009 06:01
The word is, last week Mr Toad went up to town and ordered a very large and expensive motor car.
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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10-02-2009 13:58
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
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10-02-2009 18:03
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy. _____________________
There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
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10-02-2009 18:10
We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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10-02-2009 18:14
Ahoy, and other nautical expressions!
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Zena Randt
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Join date: 20 Nov 2007
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10-02-2009 21:11
I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat.
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
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10-02-2009 21:26
Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.
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