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Milla Janick

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09-22-2009 16:57

Let's take him home and put tape on his feet.

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Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-22-2009 17:05

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-22-2009 17:18

I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-22-2009 17:30

Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my root beers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-22-2009 17:39

Edgar: You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?
Sam: Yeah, all day.
Alan: Does the sunlight freak him out?
Sam: Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house.
Edgar: Bad breath, long fingernails?
Sam: Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath, though.
Alan: He's a vampire all right.

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-22-2009 17:41

Edgar Frog: You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy.
Alan Frog: Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?
Sam Emerson: Actually, I thought it was a bakery.
Edgar Frog: This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-22-2009 17:42

Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-22-2009 17:43

There's no TV! Have you seen a TV, Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? - No MTV!

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-22-2009 17:46

David: Michael wants to know what's going on. Marco, what's going on?
Marko: I don't know. What's going on, Paul?
Paul: Wait a minute. Who wants to know?
Dwayne: Michael wants to know.

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-22-2009 17:48

Edgar Frog: Are you OK?
Sam Emerson: I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow.
Alan Frog: All right, Sambo!
Edgar Frog: We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister.
Alan Frog: Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass!
Edgar Frog: Well, Nanook helped a little.
Alan Frog: Death to all vampires!
Edgar Frog: Maximum body count!
Edgar Frog: We're awesome monster bashers!
Alan Frog: The meanest!
Edgar Frog: The baddest!

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-22-2009 17:56

Grandpa
Anything in here that might pass for after-shave?

Sam
How about some Windex, Grandpa?

Grandpa
Yeah, let me try some of that.

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-22-2009 18:02

A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials.

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-22-2009 18:14

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-22-2009 18:17

I don't care if he puts a rubber glove on his head and runs naked around the store screaming, 'Hi! I'm a squid!'

Sylvia Trilling

Flying Tribe

Join date: 2 Oct 2006

Posts: 1,117

09-22-2009 23:32

There is no "try". There is only "do" or "do not".

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Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-22-2009 23:47

Your client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning. Now get out of my office, and take laughing boy with you!

Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

09-23-2009 00:24

[ED-209 has malfunctioned during a demonstration, killing Kinney in the boardroom]
The Old Man: Dick, I'm very disappointed.
Dick Jones: I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary setback.
The Old Man: You call this a GLITCH?
[pause]
The Old Man: We're scheduled to begin construction in 6 months. Your temporary setback could cost us 50 million dollars in interest payments alone!

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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-23-2009 06:20

Dick Jones: You know what the tragedy here is, Bob? We could have been friends.
Dick Jones: But you wouldn't go through proper channels.
Dick Jones: You went over my head.
Dick Jones: That hurt... But life goes on, it's an old story, the fight for love and glory, huh Bob? It helps if you think of it as a game, Bob. Every game has a winner and a loser...

Whimsycallie Pegler

Registered User

Join date: 28 Apr 2006

Posts: 1,003

09-23-2009 08:48

The game is afoot!

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-23-2009 10:53

It's elementary, my dear Watson.

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-23-2009 13:58

I'm away for a few weeks, Dawes, and I come back to find my anthurium magenta, my incomparable anthurium magenta, withered, ruined...

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-23-2009 14:18

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

Argent Stonecutter

Emergency Mustelid

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 20,263

09-23-2009 14:19

Tell me about it. I had no idea giraffes actually screamed.

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Whimsycallie Pegler

Registered User

Join date: 28 Apr 2006

Posts: 1,003

09-23-2009 16:10

I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-23-2009 17:22

Whenever something doesn't feel right, my tail tingles. And let me tell you something, everything you've said so far is driving my tail crazy.

The newest thing I heard, its not good...
Milla Janick Empress Of The Universe Join date: 2 Jan 2008 Posts: 3,075	09-22-2009 16:57 Let's take him home and put tape on his feet. _____________________ http://www.avatarsunited.com/avatars/milla-janick All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-22-2009 17:05 Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-22-2009 17:18 I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-22-2009 17:30 Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my root beers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-22-2009 17:39 Edgar: You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot? Sam: Yeah, all day. Alan: Does the sunlight freak him out? Sam: Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house. Edgar: Bad breath, long fingernails? Sam: Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath, though. Alan: He's a vampire all right.
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-22-2009 17:41 Edgar Frog: You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy. Alan Frog: Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh? Sam Emerson: Actually, I thought it was a bakery. Edgar Frog: This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-22-2009 17:42 Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-22-2009 17:43 There's no TV! Have you seen a TV, Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? - No MTV!
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-22-2009 17:46 David: Michael wants to know what's going on. Marco, what's going on? Marko: I don't know. What's going on, Paul? Paul: Wait a minute. Who wants to know? Dwayne: Michael wants to know.
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-22-2009 17:48 Edgar Frog: Are you OK? Sam Emerson: I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow. Alan Frog: All right, Sambo! Edgar Frog: We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister. Alan Frog: Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass! Edgar Frog: Well, Nanook helped a little. Alan Frog: Death to all vampires! Edgar Frog: Maximum body count! Edgar Frog: We're awesome monster bashers! Alan Frog: The meanest! Edgar Frog: The baddest!
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-22-2009 17:56 Grandpa Anything in here that might pass for after-shave? Sam How about some Windex, Grandpa? Grandpa Yeah, let me try some of that.
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-22-2009 18:02 A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials.
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-22-2009 18:14 My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-22-2009 18:17 I don't care if he puts a rubber glove on his head and runs naked around the store screaming, 'Hi! I'm a squid!'
Sylvia Trilling Flying Tribe Join date: 2 Oct 2006 Posts: 1,117	09-22-2009 23:32 There is no "try". There is only "do" or "do not". _____________________ http://www.throughlinedesign.com/
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-22-2009 23:47 Your client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning. Now get out of my office, and take laughing boy with you!
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	09-23-2009 00:24 [ED-209 has malfunctioned during a demonstration, killing Kinney in the boardroom] The Old Man: Dick, I'm very disappointed. Dick Jones: I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary setback. The Old Man: You call this a GLITCH? [pause] The Old Man: We're scheduled to begin construction in 6 months. Your temporary setback could cost us 50 million dollars in interest payments alone! _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-23-2009 06:20 Dick Jones: You know what the tragedy here is, Bob? We could have been friends. Dick Jones: But you wouldn't go through proper channels. Dick Jones: You went over my head. Dick Jones: That hurt... But life goes on, it's an old story, the fight for love and glory, huh Bob? It helps if you think of it as a game, Bob. Every game has a winner and a loser...
Whimsycallie Pegler Registered User Join date: 28 Apr 2006 Posts: 1,003	09-23-2009 08:48 The game is afoot!
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-23-2009 10:53 It's elementary, my dear Watson.
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-23-2009 13:58 I'm away for a few weeks, Dawes, and I come back to find my anthurium magenta, my incomparable anthurium magenta, withered, ruined...
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-23-2009 14:18 Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
Argent Stonecutter Emergency Mustelid Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 20,263	09-23-2009 14:19 Tell me about it. I had no idea giraffes actually screamed. _____________________ Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/ "And now I'm going to show you something really cool." Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23 Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore
Whimsycallie Pegler Registered User Join date: 28 Apr 2006 Posts: 1,003	09-23-2009 16:10 I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-23-2009 17:22 Whenever something doesn't feel right, my tail tingles. And let me tell you something, everything you've said so far is driving my tail crazy.

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