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Zena Randt
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09-16-2009 22:50
Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982?
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Kalor Rayner
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09-17-2009 10:52
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
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Zena Randt
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09-17-2009 11:02
Can I just spray a little Pam down in that area before the baby comes out?
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Kalor Rayner
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09-17-2009 11:11
Oh no! Mr. Bill!
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Zena Randt
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09-17-2009 11:30
Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
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Kalor Rayner
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09-17-2009 12:16
You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord.
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Zena Randt
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09-18-2009 00:46
Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.
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Kalor Rayner
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09-18-2009 10:36
Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
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Argent Stonecutter
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09-18-2009 10:39
At NASA's Manned Spacecraft Center (now renamed Johnson Space Center) we had a test subject accidentally exposed to a near vacuum (less than 1 psi) in an incident involving a leaking space suit in a vacuum chamber back in '65. He remained conscious for about 14 seconds, which is about the time it takes for O2 deprived blood to go from the lungs to the brain. The suit probably did not reach a hard vacuum, and we began repressurizing the chamber within 15 seconds. The subject regained consciousness at around 15,000 feet equivalent altitude. The subject later reported that he could feel and hear the air leaking out, and his last conscious memory was of the water on his tongue beginning to boil.
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Kalor Rayner
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09-18-2009 10:47
Without inertial dampening, we'd be hit by so many g's, our eyes would pop, our skin would pull away from our faces, our brains would squish up to the back our skulls, and our internal organs would be crushed into these chairs. What about that sandwich?
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Zena Randt
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09-18-2009 12:33
No, now that she's a killer woman, we ought to be bringing her tea and dumplings
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Kalor Rayner
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09-18-2009 15:36
Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up Oh here she comes She's a man eater Oh here she comes Watch out boy she'll chew you up Oh here she comes She's a man eater |
Zena Randt
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09-18-2009 16:33
Look, this is an emotional moment for all of us, okay? I know that. But, let's not make snap judgments, please. This is clearly-clearly an important species we're dealing with and I don't think that you or I, or anybody, has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.
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Kalor Rayner
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09-18-2009 16:41
Hey, scwewy wabbit, don't you mess with me!
I'm a super wabbit kiwwer! I'm bad, you see! I'm Elmer Fudd, I own a mansion and a yacht And aww the widdle wadies dig what I got! I'm armed to the teeth and I can't be beat! I'm a cwazy ol' mudda for wabbit meat! Aww the wabbits I catch, they pay me cash So hey, scwewy wabbit, better cover your a-- I'm wappin'! I'm wappin'! No wabbit's gonna catch me nappin'! I think that befowe I get much thinner I'll be takin' you home with me for dinner! See, I have this wecuwwing fantasy Of using you in one of my wecipies! You let aww this success go stwaight to your head But it's fattened you up, so I'll be well fed! You'we a dwied-up, scwewy ol', fat Welsh wabbit With a two-thousand-dowwar-a-day cawwot habit! I'm wappin'! I'm wappin'! And nothin's gonna catch me nappin'! You'we gonna wish you were a specimen in the zoo 'Cause it's aww over, wabbit! I'm comin' for you! I wear a huntin'-type cammies and I cawwy a gun And I'll bwow your bwains out just for fun! You can hide anywhere, you can hide in the sewer But you'we gonna wind up on the end of my skewer! You think you'we hot, but much hotter you'll be When you'we a batter-dipped, wabbit-fwied fwicassee! I'm wappin'! I'm wappin'! And nothin's gonna catch me--ooh! Ohh! Ooh, dawn you! Siwwy wabbit! |
Sylvia Trilling
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09-18-2009 19:59
We're just waiting for it to come around on the gi-tar.
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Kalor Rayner
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09-18-2009 20:04
The way things are going, if he gets any crazier, we might end up in the White House.
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Argent Stonecutter
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09-18-2009 20:18
He did not feel as if the ship was moving, or that movement was possible beyond the thin layer of philosopher cells that was Null Boundary's skin. They were a discrete point, a virus. No more. A single pixel within a static image of incomprehensible magnitude.
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Maggie McArdle
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09-18-2009 20:48
The Skynet Funding Bill is passed.
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Art Westerburg
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09-18-2009 23:16
Withnail:
Liar, you've got antifreeze. I: You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks! |
Argent Stonecutter
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09-19-2009 05:51
Just past dawn a dead man came floating down the river.
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Zena Randt
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09-19-2009 07:52
Lewis Rothschild: I tell any girl I'm going out with to assume that all plans are soft until she receives confirmation from me thirty minutes beforehand.
Robin McCall: And they find this romantic? Lewis Rothschild: Well, I say it with a great deal of charm. |
Kalor Rayner
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09-19-2009 20:00
They've gone straight to plaid.
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Zena Randt
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09-20-2009 00:08
Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them, they kill you.
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Kalor Rayner
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09-20-2009 10:20
It's a gift... and a curse.
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Zena Randt
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09-20-2009 12:12
You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
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