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Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

09-21-2009 15:35

God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?

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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-21-2009 15:37

Do be careful! Don't lose any of that stuff. That's concentrated evil. One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs.

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-21-2009 15:47

Evil: When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding.
Robert: Uh, understanding of what, Master?
Evil: Digital watches. And soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being!

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-21-2009 15:52

I have the map! I have the map! And the day after tomorrow... The world!

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-21-2009 15:55

Who sent you, the gods? Was it Zeus? Apollo? Athena?

Well... You're certainly a chatty little fellow, aren't you?

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-21-2009 15:58

You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-21-2009 16:01

Uh, how about, uh, The Great Rambozo! He sings and lifts heavy things.

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-21-2009 16:06

Kevin: Is it always like this after you've done a raid?
Fidgit: I don't know. We've never done one before.
[Long pause]
Kevin: But I thought you were international criminals.
Randall: Going to be. Going to be.

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-21-2009 16:13

who said: "It's a proven fact that Capital Punishment is a detergent for crime."

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-21-2009 16:17

Same guy who said: "No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country...oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!"

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-21-2009 16:27

I'm a man. Men have got another thing....they got waddya call, a carnival instinct.

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-21-2009 16:30

My hands was pickin' pockets... my feet was runnin' away from bank robberies... and my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-21-2009 16:33

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan.

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-21-2009 21:18

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...

...stranger.

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-22-2009 11:48

You'll be in a padded cell forever.

Milla Janick

Empress Of The Universe

Join date: 2 Jan 2008

Posts: 3,075

09-22-2009 11:52

Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?

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All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-22-2009 12:28

Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-22-2009 12:51

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-22-2009 13:18

Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking.

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-22-2009 14:44

It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?

Argent Stonecutter

Emergency Mustelid

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 20,263

09-22-2009 15:30

"...you do understand: everyone...must follow the rules."

"Ya know, ma'am. Ya know – that is the ex-act thing somebody always tells me about the rules ... just when they figure I'm about to do the dead opposite."

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Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/

"And now I'm going to show you something really cool."

Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23
Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-22-2009 15:51

Melissa: You really love animals, don't you?
Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.

Zena Randt

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Join date: 20 Nov 2007

Posts: 563

09-22-2009 15:55

Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen.

Milla Janick

Empress Of The Universe

Join date: 2 Jan 2008

Posts: 3,075

09-22-2009 16:02

I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean.

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All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-22-2009 16:54

Speak not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me. Look ye, Starbuck, all visible objects are but as pasteboard masks. Some inscrutable yet reasoning thing puts forth the molding of their features. The white whale tasks me; he heaps me. Yet he is but a mask. 'Tis the thing behind the mask I chiefly hate; the malignant thing that has plagued mankind since time began; the thing that maws and mutilates our race, not killing us outright but letting us live on, with half a heart and half a lung.

The newest thing I heard, its not good...
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	09-21-2009 15:35 God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men! Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic? _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-21-2009 15:37 Do be careful! Don't lose any of that stuff. That's concentrated evil. One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs.
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-21-2009 15:47 Evil: When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding. Robert: Uh, understanding of what, Master? Evil: Digital watches. And soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being!
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-21-2009 15:52 I have the map! I have the map! And the day after tomorrow... The world!
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-21-2009 15:55 Who sent you, the gods? Was it Zeus? Apollo? Athena? Well... You're certainly a chatty little fellow, aren't you?
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-21-2009 15:58 You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-21-2009 16:01 Uh, how about, uh, The Great Rambozo! He sings and lifts heavy things.
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-21-2009 16:06 Kevin: Is it always like this after you've done a raid? Fidgit: I don't know. We've never done one before. [Long pause] Kevin: But I thought you were international criminals. Randall: Going to be. Going to be.
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-21-2009 16:13 who said: "It's a proven fact that Capital Punishment is a detergent for crime."
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-21-2009 16:17 Same guy who said: "No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country...oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!"
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-21-2009 16:27 I'm a man. Men have got another thing....they got waddya call, a carnival instinct.
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-21-2009 16:30 My hands was pickin' pockets... my feet was runnin' away from bank robberies... and my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-21-2009 16:33 That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan.
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-21-2009 21:18 I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... ...stranger.
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-22-2009 11:48 You'll be in a padded cell forever.
Milla Janick Empress Of The Universe Join date: 2 Jan 2008 Posts: 3,075	09-22-2009 11:52 Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they? _____________________ http://www.avatarsunited.com/avatars/milla-janick All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-22-2009 12:28 Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-22-2009 12:51 You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-22-2009 13:18 Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell? Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking.
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-22-2009 14:44 It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?
Argent Stonecutter Emergency Mustelid Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 20,263	09-22-2009 15:30 "...you do understand: everyone...must follow the rules." "Ya know, ma'am. Ya know – that is the ex-act thing somebody always tells me about the rules ... just when they figure I'm about to do the dead opposite." _____________________ Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/ "And now I'm going to show you something really cool." Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23 Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-22-2009 15:51 Melissa: You really love animals, don't you? Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.
Zena Randt . Join date: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 563	09-22-2009 15:55 Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen.
Milla Janick Empress Of The Universe Join date: 2 Jan 2008 Posts: 3,075	09-22-2009 16:02 I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean. _____________________ http://www.avatarsunited.com/avatars/milla-janick All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-22-2009 16:54 Speak not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me. Look ye, Starbuck, all visible objects are but as pasteboard masks. Some inscrutable yet reasoning thing puts forth the molding of their features. The white whale tasks me; he heaps me. Yet he is but a mask. 'Tis the thing behind the mask I chiefly hate; the malignant thing that has plagued mankind since time began; the thing that maws and mutilates our race, not killing us outright but letting us live on, with half a heart and half a lung.

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