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Xerxes Kingstop
supercalifragisomecrap
Join date: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 416
05-01-2008 12:59
From: Bruise Shepherd
Nice loooooong drive back though :)


NICE long ride? On a hardtail? I don't think so. Especailly one of those way-low styles, like the current trend in "custom" bikes.

Those things aren't for riders. They're for "I'll just DIE if I have to go to the mall again without the latest look!" types.
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 2,855
05-01-2008 12:59
From: Macphisto Angelus
Satan talks to me through cereal. Never through a song. :(

Rice Crispys are kinda evil, just dont play em backward in skim milk :eek:
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
05-01-2008 13:01
From: Marianne McCann


This solves my mileage problem, but it might be a little short for my frame.
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
05-01-2008 13:02
From: Maggie McArdle
Rice Crispys are kinda evil, just dont play em backward in skim milk :eek:


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From: Natalie P from SLU
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From: Ann Launay
I put on my robe and wizard ha...
Oh. Nevermind then.
Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 14,484
05-01-2008 13:18
From: Macphisto Angelus
Hey kids!! Let's play build your own porn story. I will start:

From: Maureen Boccaccio
boy, I wish I hadn't had a mouthful of...



Just kidding, it is a PG board but I guess we can do it in PMs. :D


hmmm. There must be something wrong with my SL connection...haven't seen any PMs yet....:D
Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
05-01-2008 13:19
From: Trout Recreant
This solves my mileage problem, but it might be a little short for my frame.


Try this one, big guy...

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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 14,484
05-01-2008 13:22
From: Lindal Kidd
Try this one, big guy...




I think it needs some of those streamer thingies on each handlebar:
Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
05-01-2008 13:29
From: Maureen Boccaccio
hmmm. There must be something wrong with my SL connection...haven't seen any PMs yet....:D


LOL Soda does not look good spewed on my monitor.

Hmmm.. this could be fun. :D
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From: Ann Launay
I put on my robe and wizard ha...
Oh. Nevermind then.
Rob Howlett
Trying not to go postal
Join date: 3 Aug 2007
Posts: 270
05-01-2008 13:41
From: Allegria Kanto
The next drama will be getting them both into carriers at the same time.

/me shudders.
Only two cats? That's nothing. Try five.

When my brother moved from New York to Wisconsin he actually chartered a private plane to bring the cats to his new home. He couldn't even load them in the car and drive 15 minutes to the airport without my help. It's a good thing he didn't try to drive 1400 miles with five cats in the car.
Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 14,484
05-01-2008 13:47
From: Rob Howlett
Only two cats? That's nothing. Try five.

When my brother moved from New York to Wisconsin he actually chartered a private plane to bring the cats to his new home. He couldn't even load them in the car and drive 15 minutes to the airport without my help. It's a good thing he didn't try to drive 1400 miles with five cats in the car.


Couldn't your brother teach one of them how to drive? Toonces always did such a good job...
Rob Howlett
Trying not to go postal
Join date: 3 Aug 2007
Posts: 270
05-01-2008 13:47
From: Bruise Shepherd
now thats a friken bike!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9U-Rzd7Lqs
Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
05-01-2008 14:00
From: Rob Howlett
Only two cats? That's nothing. Try five.

When my brother moved from New York to Wisconsin he actually chartered a private plane to bring the cats to his new home. He couldn't even load them in the car and drive 15 minutes to the airport without my help. It's a good thing he didn't try to drive 1400 miles with five cats in the car.


Were they in a big box with a parachute? The pilot just tossed them out of the cockpit as he flew over?


Wait a minute. That could be my new SL business! Brudda Trout's Mile High Pet Delivery Service! You box up your pets and I'll fly them to your new property in the biplane, then I'll chunk them out and let them crash...I mean "float" gently down to their new home.

Conveniently, I also run Trout's Non-Haunted and Decidedly Not Spooky Pet Cemetary and Animal Research Facility. If something goes wrong with the delivery and your pet is of the non-edible variety, all services are 50% off.
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Rob Howlett
Trying not to go postal
Join date: 3 Aug 2007
Posts: 270
05-01-2008 14:03
Here's another Schoolhouse Rock – Three is a Magic Number

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11N-BD1aBo0&feature=related


De La Soul sampled this for their song "The Magic Number". I couldn't find a video of De La Soul performing this but here's another video featuring the song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6axMzMjR4VA


That's not me in that video. He's too slow. My best time was 72 seconds.
Yosef Okelly
Mostly Harmless
Join date: 26 Aug 2007
Posts: 2,692
05-01-2008 14:05
Cars, airplanes, trains .. all these oldfashion modes of transporting animals.
I'm going for the balistic mode of transportation :)

Get in there, kitty. This will only take a second.
Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
05-01-2008 14:05
From: Trout Recreant

Wait a minute. That could be my new SL business! Brudda Trout's Mile High Pet Delivery Service! You box up your pets and I'll fly them to your new property in the biplane, then I'll chunk them out and let them crash...I mean "float" gently down to their new home.



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From: Natalie P from SLU
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From: Ann Launay
I put on my robe and wizard ha...
Oh. Nevermind then.
Deira Llanfair
Deira to rhyme with Myra
Join date: 16 Oct 2006
Posts: 2,315
05-01-2008 14:11
From: Macphisto Angelus


I was thinking more of... hippos. :-/
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Rob Howlett
Trying not to go postal
Join date: 3 Aug 2007
Posts: 270
05-01-2008 14:12
Allegria Kanto
Trailing clouds of glory
Join date: 28 Nov 2007
Posts: 1,004
05-01-2008 14:13
Rob and Trout, you're both hired! Since I have a 9 AM meeting on Monday, the great kitty caper will begin promptly at 5:30. Please don't be late.


Compensation will be in accordance with the Cat Wranglers Union scale, and you're expected to provide your own protective gear, gauntlets, face shields, eye protection, and the like.

I will, however, provide the coffee and pastries. :D



Yosef, I'm not letting you within a mile of my kitties!
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Claire Silverspar
Pokes Badgers With Spoons
Join date: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 5,375
05-01-2008 14:15
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question:


"How many D's are there in "Indiana""?

The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One".


The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.


The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in Indiana"?

She immediately says "One".

The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know".


Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked: "How many D's are there in Indiana?".

She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm - wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?"


After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two"


The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"


She starts singing "Da da da daaaa, da da daaaaa, da da da daaaaa......"
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Rob Howlett
Trying not to go postal
Join date: 3 Aug 2007
Posts: 270
05-01-2008 14:18
From: Allegria Kanto
Rob and Trout, you're both hired! Since I have a 9 AM meeting on Monday, the great kitty caper will begin promptly at 5:30. Please don't be late.


Compensation will be in accordance with the Cat Wranglers Union scale, and you're expected to provide your own protective gear, gauntlets, face shields, eye protection, and the like.

I will, however, provide the coffee and pastries. :D



Yosef, I'm not letting you within a mile of my kitties!
Monday is Cinco de Mayo. Forget the coffee and pastries. We need tequila and nachos.
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
05-01-2008 14:19
From: Rob Howlett
Monday is Cinco de Mayo. Forget the coffee and pastries. We need tequila and nachos.


QFT.

And sombreros.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 2,855
05-01-2008 14:28
may as well start early:






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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 14,484
05-01-2008 14:29
From: Rob Howlett



Red Shoes...here to stay!!! (or not, since they are, apparently, roller skates :D)
Isabeau Imako
P'tite Poulette
Join date: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 2,335
05-01-2008 14:32
OMG! There's a video on Youtube of Trout riding the bike he just purchased, (and leaving a roadside bar).
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nzVAx1n1QFw
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From: Macphisto Angelus
Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!"
Allegria Kanto
Trailing clouds of glory
Join date: 28 Nov 2007
Posts: 1,004
05-01-2008 14:37
From: Rob Howlett
Monday is Cinco de Mayo. Forget the coffee and pastries. We need tequila and nachos.



You're so right! I had forgotten. And if 5:30 am is too early for straight tequila, I'll make Mexican coffee.



/me realizes her two helpers will need alcohol after dealing with her cats!
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