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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
05-01-2008 14:44
From: Isabeau Imako
OMG! There's a video on Youtube of Trout riding the bike he just purchased, (and leaving a roadside bar).
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nzVAx1n1QFw


That wall had it coming. It insulted my mom. I should have hit it harder
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Kira Cuddihy
Registered User
Join date: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 1,375
05-01-2008 14:54
From: Trout Recreant
This solves my mileage problem, but it might be a little short for my frame.

but it would most definitely take care of the "I may be a little over weight" thing.
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Marianne McCann
Feted Inner Child
Join date: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 7,145
05-01-2008 15:00
From: Rob Howlett
Monday is Cinco de Mayo. Forget the coffee and pastries. We need tequila and nachos.


It's also Children's Day (well, in Japan, at least)
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"There's nothing objectionable nor illegal in having a child-like avatar in itself and we must assume innocence until proof of the contrary." - Lewis PR Linden
"If you find children offensive, you're gonna have trouble in this world :)" - Prospero Linden
Gabriele Graves
Always and Forever, FULL
Join date: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 6,205
05-01-2008 15:01
From: Marianne McCann
This brought back such memories for me - I had one almost exactly like it when I was very young *wipes a single tear from eye*

Also when trawling the internet for pictures of hawt guys to post (the way that you do) i found this with the title "Hot guy" :-



It is just me or does anyone else think he looks like Desmond's forum piccy?
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Trout Rating: I'm giving you an 8.2 on the Troutchter Earth-Movement Slut Scale. You are an amazing, enchanting woman, and, when the situation calls for it, a slut of the very best sort. Congratulations and shame on you!
Claire Silverspar
Pokes Badgers With Spoons
Join date: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 5,375
05-01-2008 15:05
Lol
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 2,855
05-01-2008 15:06
From: Gabriele Graves
This brought back such memories for me - I had one almost exactly like it when I was very young *wipes a single tear from eye*

Also when trawling the internet for pictures of hawt guys to post (the way that you do) i found this with the title "Hot guy" :-



It is just me or does anyone else think he looks like Desmond's forum piccy?

now we know what Desmond looks like when OUT of SL
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Kira Cuddihy
Registered User
Join date: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 1,375
TROUT, this one is just for you, smiles sweetly
05-01-2008 15:06
"New weight loss program"

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
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The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads,

'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
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The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads,

'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four
days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and
better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program.

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most
rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good
in years.'
- -------
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,

'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week
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Yosef Okelly
Mostly Harmless
Join date: 26 Aug 2007
Posts: 2,692
05-01-2008 15:16
From: Allegria Kanto
You're so right! I had forgotten. And if 5:30 am is too early for straight tequila, I'll make Mexican coffee.


Tequila at 5:30 AM ? What's wrong with a quick shot before bed time?
Rob Howlett
Trying not to go postal
Join date: 3 Aug 2007
Posts: 270
05-01-2008 15:20
From: Trout Recreant
QFT.

And sombreros.
Elaine: Well, Mr. Peterman, I've got a really good idea for a hat. It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache. I like to call it the Urban Sombrero.

J. Peterman: (rubbing his neck) Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.

Elaine: Are you okay, Mr. Peterman?

J. Peterman: Yes, yes. Go on, go on, go on.

Elaine: Well, see, it's... businessmen taking siestas. You know, it's the, uh, the Urban Sombrero.

[Peterman walks out, groaning.]

Elaine: Mr. Peterman?

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God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
Courage to change the things I can;
And wisdom to know the difference.
Isabeau Imako
P'tite Poulette
Join date: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 2,335
05-01-2008 15:21
From: Kira Cuddihy
"New weight loss program"



The visuals you get at the end of the joke..... Hahaha!
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From: Macphisto Angelus
Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!"
Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
05-01-2008 15:30
From: Kira Cuddihy
"New weight loss program"



I'll stick with the slower weight loss program. It's not healthy to lose weight too fast.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Kaimi Kyomoon
Kah-EE-mee
Join date: 30 Nov 2006
Posts: 5,664
05-01-2008 15:45
From: Rob Howlett
Only two cats? That's nothing. Try five.

When my brother moved from New York to Wisconsin he actually chartered a private plane to bring the cats to his new home. He couldn't even load them in the car and drive 15 minutes to the airport without my help. It's a good thing he didn't try to drive 1400 miles with five cats in the car.
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4
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Kaimi's Normal Wear

From: 3Ring Binder
i think people are afraid of me or something.
Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
05-01-2008 15:47
I can haz thiz plan?

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From: Natalie P from SLU
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From: Ann Launay
I put on my robe and wizard ha...
Oh. Nevermind then.
Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 2,855
05-01-2008 15:48
speaking of time stuff....

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v2569824BRrJbEjr?searchId=7847892831098663936&rank=15
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Claire Silverspar
Pokes Badgers With Spoons
Join date: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 5,375
05-01-2008 15:55
From: Maggie McArdle
speaking of time stuff....

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v2569824BRrJbEjr?searchId=7847892831098663936&rank=15

I remember watching that....it was funny :D

"Fair play to you....not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable..."
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I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.
Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
05-01-2008 16:35
From: Macphisto Angelus
LOVED Schoolhouse Rock. Conjunction Junction really sticks in your head.

This was one of my favorite things on TV as a kid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3jgo5ea_zc

LOL I just ran and made a cheese sandwich because of this video. So nostalgic!
Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
05-01-2008 16:42
From: Isabeau Imako
OMG! There's a video on Youtube of Trout riding the bike he just purchased, (and leaving a roadside bar).
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nzVAx1n1QFw

Well no wonder he couldn't make it around that sign... here he is driving his regular vehicle...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RNPxIibhcKY
Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
05-01-2008 16:49
From: Oryx Tempel
LOL I just ran and made a cheese sandwich because of this video. So nostalgic!


It is ALWAYS time for Timer. :D
Even in the new milenium he still makes us hanker for a hunk o' cheese.
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From: Natalie P from SLU
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From: Ann Launay
I put on my robe and wizard ha...
Oh. Nevermind then.
Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
05-01-2008 17:00
From: Oryx Tempel
Well no wonder he couldn't make it around that sign... here he is driving his regular vehicle...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RNPxIibhcKY


Every single thing that happens in that video is solid gold hilarity.

"My wife said if I didn't get her another beer, she'd stab me in the face."
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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Kaimi Kyomoon
Kah-EE-mee
Join date: 30 Nov 2006
Posts: 5,664
05-01-2008 17:06
From: Maggie McArdle
speaking of time stuff....

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v2569824BRrJbEjr?searchId=7847892831098663936&rank=15

He was my favorite Doctor - sigh.
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Kaimi's Normal Wear

From: 3Ring Binder
i think people are afraid of me or something.
Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
05-01-2008 17:12
From: Trout Recreant
Every single thing that happens in that video is solid gold hilarity.

"My wife said if I didn't get her another beer, she'd stab me in the face."



I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! lol

That was outstanding.
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From: Natalie P from SLU
Second Life: Where being the super important, extra special person you've always been sure you are (at least when you're drunk) can be a reality!


From: Ann Launay
I put on my robe and wizard ha...
Oh. Nevermind then.
Isabeau Imako
P'tite Poulette
Join date: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 2,335
05-01-2008 17:20
From: Oryx Tempel
Well no wonder he couldn't make it around that sign... here he is driving his regular vehicle...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RNPxIibhcKY



?????? Crazy! Everything!
The lawnmower on the road, the cop pepper spraying the guy while he's peeing, just...everything!

How can this even exist? Where was this shot?

"I know my rights! I know my rights!" LOL
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From: Macphisto Angelus
Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!"
Morgaine Alter
dreamer
Join date: 10 Jan 2008
Posts: 1,204
05-01-2008 17:47
I am dying laughing here.

Poor guy coulda had the chance to pee at least!

hate to meet the wife. :(
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From: Phil Deakins
My zip gun stays right where it belongs - in my pants!
Claire Silverspar
Pokes Badgers With Spoons
Join date: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 5,375
05-01-2008 18:08
LOL...omg, i can't stop laughing!

"how long have you been driving the lawnmower?"
"'bout two weeks.."

"My ma's gonna kick your ass"

omg...

/me wipes tears from her eyes
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I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.
Morgaine Alter
dreamer
Join date: 10 Jan 2008
Posts: 1,204
05-01-2008 19:59
That was a killer I am still laughing at that 2 weeks!

and a bump cuz the threads not on pg one. :(
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From: Phil Deakins
My zip gun stays right where it belongs - in my pants!