How do you tell Man from Woman?

Since you ask....... I'm female

u like some sexy time wiv me?

ok, i really, really, really tried to resist this thread. But I can't anymore.

Lilliana, The guys are the ones with dangly things between their legs. The girls are the ones that don't have those. Really, I'm suprised you didn't know this, being over 18 and all...

No thanks, but if you'd like a friendly chat or a snow ball fight lemme know

I had assumed that you were referring to cyber-sex.
Given that you now say that you "may not have even been referring to cyber-sex at all, not that it may or may not inter the picture", then my remarks *may* (your word - "may" have been off the mark.

Perhaps you could clarify what you mean?
You spend time dancing, chatting, joking with women (female avatars in SL).
Cyber-sex *may* or may not enter the picture. Your libdo is "usually" reserved for RL.

Is your concern for the RL sex of all women you interact with or just for those where cyber-sex *may* enter the picture and/or your libido is being unusual?

Hah ha ha ...none of your business!!!

u women. dats all u ever think about is talkin!

u only want me for my brainz!

worse than zombies u r!

/me throws water balloons at ze brainz

And I appreciate your honesty! It's refreshing to interact with a few honest people in this forum now and then!

I think it's the giggles, the blonde advice and the pigtails that give it away though

mmmmm braaaiiinsss... wait, wtf? these are male brains.... damnit, WAITER !!!!

I declare this thread successfully derailed... and look only 13 pages

This thread has lasted a lot longer than many other threads that supposedly would be subject to locking, since this forum isn't for general discussion. That must mean that this thread and the direction in which it has develped has the moderator's stamp of approval.

She might by lying.
How do you know she's being honest?

or strife hasn't noticed it, or is just to busy elsewhere, or got fed up and doesn't feel like bothering, etc ad astra

not being caught isn't quite the same as approval... neither is apathy =)

seriously though I think this thread pretty much proves out that aside from the ability to physically stick you hand down someones pants you might never be sure... (and even that is suspect with modern surgical practice, and dependant on your stance of re "the parts make the [wo]man" ).

solution: treat people as they present themselves tou you, in word deed and appearance, and they'll hopefully do the same to you

damnit, now look what you made me do... I made a relevant post, this is all your fault =P

EDIT:

ooo you're right.... make her strip on cam! =) (totally kidding)

no matter how honest you claim to be....we don't believe you. i mean, how do WE know you are REALLY a man?.... just asking.

for the record, it's of no consequence to me either way. it just really summed up the OP's question in a nutshell by allowing me to prove his/her point.

HAH! You got me there...no way to realy prove it one way other!

and now we have come full circle.

The point is... I don't think ANY real women have a problem answering this simple question honestly. It's when you guys aren't satisfied with that, scoff at our honest answer, and expect us to jump through hoops to ease your phobic fears that gets annoying and old.

I'm a little offended that in all the time that I've been in Sl, nobody has asked me to verufy that I'm actually male in RL. I could be a really convincing woman; you all don't know. It should be important to all of you, even the ones I'm not sleeping with, which is pretty much all of you.

Here's why: If I'm actually a woman in RL, then you have no business flying in a biplane with me, because I'm likely to crash - everyone knows what happened to Amelia Earhart. Of course, the same thing happened to John Denver and that Kenedy boy, but denver was probably drunk, and the Kenedy boy, being a Kennedy was probably also drunk and may have had his pants around his ankles, so in both cases, it wasn't really the pilot's fault. I know, I know, I have never successfully landed the biplane, so any flight with me will almost certainly end badly anyway, but the point is, if I'm a woman, I won't be drunk and pantsless when it all goes bad.

Another problem. If I'm a woman in RL, then I have no business evaluating how slutty you all are. Women always think all other women are sluts. I hear you guys talk...or I would if I were a guy, which I may or may not be. My point is, you have all been sending naughty pictures to a chick, potentially. Hah! Joke's on you.

So there. I can neither confirm nor deny that I am a woman in RL. Well, I CAN confirm or deny it. The Three Stooges and fart jokes make me laugh hysterically, and I refuse to leave the sofa on Sundays this time of year, even if the house is on fire. That's all I have to say about that.

There are women who fish. But the woman who would name herself after a fish has yet to be born.


Then there's your hair.

Good point. And I forgot about the hair. I guess the jig is up. I'm a guy.

Sweet Primrose, will you please, please be my friend? A conversation a month with you would be a total joy.

How could you recognize one?

I figure it's time, approaching the 2 year mark. Written in fun and just a result of experience:

RL friends will think youre wierd and theres nothing you can do about it.

SL friends come and go, very quickly.

Dont overanalyze conversations.

Rent before you buy.

Your neighbor will put up ban lines, or create something so ugly that you wonder why you're here.

Get over it.

3D design is fun.

Second life is really expensive.

Get a gym membership in real life to counterbalance the atrophy.

My avatar is actually making me take better of my RL self. Something about muscles and hair...

A relative discovery: All that work I did with the Heart Garden plants, and then i find it looks like the garden at the local gas station.

Im waiting for better video cards before i try out all that kinky stuff.

A lot of so-called 'live' acts aren't. I dont mean DJs.

It costs more in electricity to run the computer that you're camping with than you are making while camping.



I miss anything?

And so, as in so many things, the world of honorable men again lose the opportunity to know a fair and decent human being of the opposite sex.

Boors destroy, Q.E.D.