Roe v Wade...For Men

lol. Okay This also has to do with territory now that I think of it. Let's say you chose to be Jewish, you chose to be born in America.

Your benefits of being a Jewish male-

In America you are just deemed as white. In the north Jews say We're not white, we're jewish, in the system's eyes you are a Jew but since your skin tone is more white then yuo are white.

You get these advantages-
Advantages of being a jew in America-
1. Increased odds in a big company
2. Cops won't pull you over and beat you
3. If someone that hates whites has something to say to you, you can say I'm not white, I'm jewish.
4. You have a good chance of being in a family that values money so you probably won't be broke
5. If you aren't broke you can go to college

Disadvantages-
1. If you run across skin heads you better run
2. If you are broke, it's very hard for you to get financial assistance to go to college
3. You find that people say alot of mean racist things about jews but you are just supposed to turn the cheek and accept it because it's okay to say those things about anyone deemed a WASP
4. You are blamed for the death of Jesus (even though I think the Romans rewrote that part)

Now since this is a territorial issue revolving around Jews, if you chose to live in the middle east, Europe you will be a target for much more discrimination and possibly killed.

Male-
Advantages

1. If you climb up the corporate ladder, people will respect your authorita!
2. You have a much better chance of becoming the president if you wish
3. People take you more seriously
4. You can go out to the pub without being paranoid that someone is spiking your drink in hopes to rape you.
5. You don't have to worry about mentrual cycles
6. You don't have to worry about carrying a child and ruining your body in the process which not all women suffer with those hideous scars or saggy tits but you get the point right?
7. If you did end up raping someone, you have a 50/50 chance that you won't have to serve in jail depending on the judge and alot of times they get off with probation so they've got your back dawg!
8. You don't have to worry about cat fights and male friends usually tend to stick around more than females and their female friends
9. You have the chance of making more money for being born a male. Splendid choice I might say.
10. You don't have to worry about putting on makeup, wearing high heels, short skirts and dresses.
11. Even if you are ugly, if you have enough charm you can still get laid oh and if you smell decent too. If you are ugly and have alot of money expect the high class ho's to come your way.
12. You can fart and it's okay
13. Belching is fine and expected
14. If you invent something, you won't be questioned and people won't be in shock and disbelief and if it's a good invention or people just like you, you could go down in history.
15. You can go into the store to buy a pair of jeans that actually fit because it has your precise measurements
16. If you get pubic lice, it is labelled jock itch for you.
17. You get to pee while standing up
18. The bible is on your side for being a male

The disadvantages of being a man-
1. Limited clothing designs. Men don't have alot of sexy clothing or enough variety with clothing.
2. You probably get sick of people constantly bitching about their rights which excludes you and you feel suppressed.
3. If you get a girl pregnant and she keeps the baby, you must pay.
4. Depending on how you were raised, you were probably raised to believe that men have their place and women have their place and you feel that women are trying to take your role and it's aggrivating.
5. You could go to jail on false rape charges. (Why is it always the false ones that get the slammer and not the ones that actually admit it??)
6. Even though peeing while standing up has it's pluses, I'm sure there are times when you notice someone winking at your winky and makes you rather annoyed.
7. You get to listen to whining about how your girlfriend isn't getting enough attention.
8. You being the man that you are, you are the cause of war, destruction but don't like to admit to that so you probably get alot of complaints about that too
9. You caused slavery, you bastard! I know I know you are a jewish male but until you tell people you are jewish you are automatically placed as a white male.
10. Unemployment is harder for you to get because since you are a white male, you should get your ass back to work because you have more opportunities.
11. Welfare, you would be laughed out of the office well in the south anyway.
12. You are told not to be sexist and racist but while you hold your tongue you hear alot of sexist and racist attacks launched at you.
13. If you marry and divorce, alimony is hell.

Hey! leave me out of this.

true lektor, maybe we should sterilize people until they reach certian parenting standards..if only we were so wise as to have unbiased standards..

the world is screwed either way.

to get the thread back on track: I support the plaintiff in this case.

You mean sexist crap like that Azazel? Those lists are patially accurate but nothing close to real..

then fill in the gaps please. I'm a woman, you don't fully understand what it's like to be me and I don't fully understand what it's like to be you. I can only observe but it's much different than actually going through it so share your story. However, is your mind open enough to understand what it must be like to be a woman?

Are you saying we must allow women extra rights in some areas to make reparations for other inequities?

I can try, but I can tell you enither sex will ever fully understand the other. One myth is men more respected in the workplace..

Now I work as a stocker in retail. There is a woman who can't pull her own pallets, cant lift the dead pallets onto the stacks..and always asks others to do her trash. Those who don't get some ugly stares from management.

These are all listed requirements of the job... and men have been fired because they missed these activities, yet this woman gets away with ti continuously. Sexist much?

I find it total bullshit that women don't use urinals. that is UNFAIR AND NOT EQUAL

Dammit I want to stand up to pee - would make life much easier - but think of the freaking mess if I did stand to pee

No one is forcing you to sit.

Ahhh yes, I've heard of that. I was speaking more on a corporate level because I know of a female that is a CEO and before anyone knows who she is, she gets treated like the receptionist and disrespected on the spot and then when she has to go around and shake everyone's hand there is always that one male usually from another culture that still treats women like dogs says Nuh uh, I'm not shaking your hand! So as far as your job goes, it probably sucks more to be you. She shouldn't be doing that job if she can't do it. There are females that can but it really does slow down alot of other people's progress if one in the group is demanding others do it for them because they can't.

You need to take a stand and get everyone together and prove to the manager or whoever is in charge of hiring and firing for your workplace that she can't do the job and it's slowing the rest of you down.

I'm not speaking to you right now as a woman but a strategist that knows that businesses do care about productiveness.

no one is forcing you to be this way either

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NO! Where did you get that idea? It was basic.

Take away the female voice along with my text inside of your head and re-read it as a monotone robot speaking. Yes that sounds whacked but sometimes it actually works.

What does it have to do with the law forcing men to be fathers against their will?

My my, do you get emotional often?

Not at all. If I were emotional, I would have posted that right on the page.

It's an emotional outbreak, in case you didn't know.

I was speaking to Jonas.

Azazel: we have... managers the one giving us dirty looks for not cleaning up after her. Only one management is male.. and hes put on night crew with us.

But you were quoting me.

In case you didn't know, I don't care what your opinion is. I firmly believe your cranial-rectal inversion surgery was a complete success.

Now heres a kicker:

go back to the original thread.

read the article

tell me if you think this man should have to pay?

That is clearly an emotional response.

Can you report to someone higher in command or are you fearful of losing your job if you do such and you see yourself at this job for a long time.

I think the managers are wrong for treating you like that and unless they are willing to pay you extra for cleaning up after her, they should either fire her or tell her Look if you don't want to lose your job, do the work.

so?