Ask Jake Anything

Why Cows .. and not chicken??

Why Jake.. Why?? (making up for my previous post which lacked questions, this has 3 so i am now in the good girl line.)

Acutally my reply is who said the rhyme did the crime

why does my boss pick on me? can I do anything to keep the old boot away from my desk? why is it I work damn hard, and then get criticised for being sick one day?

Hey Jake,

If someone tells me something that isn't true but they believe it to be true is it still a lie? I don't mean mistakes or facts. I mean about what they feel, what they want, etc. Does it make any difference that this person is telling me what s/he thinks I want to hear? Not out of a malicious intent to deceive but because of a genuine desire to be with me and because this is an old habit. Should I ever trust this person again?

Thanks,
Eternal

Dear Jake,

What is your definition of good in this context?

*hopes it involves leather - and not much*

I could ask the age old question of What is the meaning of life...instead, I'll ask, What is the meaning of Second Life?

Well i figure one cow is worth a lot of chickens, and cows are much easier for e to come by since my family is in the business.

Because rice..because.

and ther eis no crdit for questions asked in previous or subsequent posts. If you post here and your name is not jake, you must include a question.

Jake
I was accused of being insane, am I?

interesting reply. but farting is not a crime.

Well proabaly because you are compentent and the more he gets out of you, the less he has to do himself. So he puts more and mroe pressure on you because the harder you work the easier his life is. Then when you are sick, he actually has to do something and that fucks up his day.

Hmmmm..it might. This is not a discussion forums though, we will have to do that elsewhere

Dear Jake:

Why are the dinosaurs extinct?

-Jetta

Well to lie is a choice, so i think you must have the intent to decieve for it to be a lie. so if someone beleives what they are telling you, even if they are incorrect, they are not lying. If they are telling you what you want to hear, you might tell then you want them to be honest. But a relationship should not become and old habit, at that point ou are just going through the motions. The question of trust is a hard one. They have not lied to you, so why would you not trust them?

You know thier bias and angle on the situation, so what is untrustworthy.

Of course th real danger is in letting the relationship define you insetead of you define the relationship. I mean, if you know all this about the person, and know they are telling you what they cannot give you, why are you with them anyway? se the relationship for what it is, and accept and reject it on that basis. But hangind around knowing that it will never be what you want it to be, is silly.

42.

its still about the question and not the answer.

this is interesting , since it was 2nd life I thought it would be 84.

You might be..who accused you? Have you beeen diagnosed, have you been treated? Do the voices talk back when you talk to them? Does kimmy really reall want to take over Billybob's body and ride a cowboy? Is it hard to tell where the world ends and the Dali painting begins?

of course if you are not insane, maybe you should be?

Dear Jake,

can we get mojitos?

Thank you,

Taco

read this and tell me what is wrong with it.. If only you were online when I am..instead of hiding in your alts lol

There are are a few good theories rangind from global cooling to ELE's like comets hitting the gulf of mexico..of course current theories of evolution suggest the dinosaurs did not become utterly enxtinct, but evolved..

Yes,

If they are good.

but a bad Mojito is like a bad margarita, there is simply no recovery.

since when is there a bad maragita? thats an oxymoron isn't it?

Get Pepe Lopez tequila, add margarita mix and tripple sec..drink, go to bathroom, puke..

a margarita is only as good as its tequila.

wish I had enough time to actually hide on alts =/ ..

New jobs with 3 hours commuting time really suck.

Oh Pick Me.. Pick me.. MEEEEEEEEEE .. I know!

Dear Jake,

Why doesn't "laughter" rhyme with "daughter"?

Yours in Jebus,
Chronic

Slightly above and too far over from my bedroom window to reach, there is an old unused airconditioning unit sticking out of the wall. Removing it would mean also having to fill in the huge hole it would leave in the wall, so there is zero chance the property owners are going to remove it any time in my lifetime (or at least while I'm living here). A couple of months ago two pigeons decided to make that their home. They live both in it and on it.

Every dam morning these flying rats start making noise, cooing and whatever that awful sound is at each other. They have littered my back porch with little white blobbies which I repeatedly have to hose off. I've even found a broken egg on my porch.... by stepping on it barefoot!

I got the hose and sprayed water all over the air conditioner, they were back within minutes after. I reached all the way out the window once with a broom and tried wacking at the air conditioner. Again no effect. They have made their home and they refuse to move.

So is there a way to get rid of these pests short of birdacide? Will they ever leave on their own? Will my back porch forever be covered in birdpoop no matter how many times I wash it away? Or will I just live with these birds until that godawful cooing sound finally drives me completely babblingly insane at 5am some morning?

I was hoping you would give me the Family Guy answer lol