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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-19-2006 17:12
ok Jake, you seem pretty reasonable and I need an impartial opinion on this.

First the background info. There is a long running family tradition, dating back beyond the Civil War, were each male serves at least one stint in the Armed Forces. We live in a small town in the South, so tradition is a big deal. My oldest son always wanted to be a pilot and is now in the Air Force.

My youngest son however is 17, has the "I don't know what I want to do with my life" mentality. He isn't doing well in school and is indanger of not getting into whatever college he decides, if he decides thats what he wants. He doesn't really want to join up, but I think it would do him well, help him get some discipline and learn a few life lessons. I don't want to force him into anything he doesn't want, but like I said I think it would be beneficial to him.

Any suggestions on what I should do?
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Joy Honey
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07-19-2006 17:15
Dear Jake,

Is there anything people won't bitch about?
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Jake Reitveld
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07-19-2006 17:16
From: Joy Honey
Dear Jake,

Is there anything people won't bitch about?


A good blowjob.
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07-19-2006 17:19
What is that blue stuff?
Joy Honey
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07-19-2006 17:20
From: Jake Reitveld
A good blowjob.


What's in it for me? :p
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Jake Reitveld
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07-19-2006 17:21
From: Billybob Goodliffe
ok Jake, you seem pretty reasonable and I need an impartial opinion on this.

First the background info. There is a long running family tradition, dating back beyond the Civil War, were each male serves at least one stint in the Armed Forces. We live in a small town in the South, so tradition is a big deal. My oldest son always wanted to be a pilot and is now in the Air Force.

My youngest son however is 17, has the "I don't know what I want to do with my life" mentality. He isn't doing well in school and is indanger of not getting into whatever college he decides, if he decides thats what he wants. He doesn't really want to join up, but I think it would do him well, help him get some discipline and learn a few life lessons. I don't want to force him into anything he doesn't want, but like I said I think it would be beneficial to him.

Any suggestions on what I should do?

Accepting responsibility for yourself and your decisions is the hardest lesson to learn, or to teach. Nothing does this better than the Marines. You are correct that time spent in any service will transform him. But really he needs to have a no bullshit conversation about consequences. He has a few choices: get it together and get to college and become a doctor or a plumber or an electrician (trust me you don't want to be an apprentice tradesman without a college educations at this point, in a decade every electrican will have a degree). He can go inot the military and then to college. He can go to college and then the millitary. Or he can move out on his own, drop out and do nothing with his life. Just remind him that he really really must look at where he wants to be in thirty years.
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Jake Reitveld
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07-19-2006 17:22
From: Joy Honey
What's in it for me? :p

If I have to answer this...you are missing the point. :)
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Jake Reitveld
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07-19-2006 17:23
From: Presta Primbee
What is that blue stuff?

What blue stuff, where?

tryig to make some sense of our question..the only blue stuff on my desk at the moment is glass, in the shape of a tynant water bottle, which is a lovely shade of cobalt.
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Joy Honey
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07-19-2006 17:24
From: Jake Reitveld
If I have to answer this...you are missing the point. :)


Who's missing the point? :D
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07-19-2006 17:25
From: Joy Honey
Who's missing the point? :D

You are. :) lol whats in it for me..:)
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Presta Primbee
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07-19-2006 17:27
What if oranges were called greens?
Jake Reitveld
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07-19-2006 17:32
From: Presta Primbee
What if oranges were called greens?

they would be orange greens
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-19-2006 17:32
From: Jake Reitveld
they would be orange greens

Jake is it all right if I interject? Wouldn't they be limes? :D
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07-19-2006 17:35
Do goats really eat tin cans?
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07-19-2006 17:42
From: Billybob Goodliffe
Jake is it all right if I interject? Wouldn't they be limes? :D

No they would not. A lime is not an orange.
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07-19-2006 17:45
Why do men have nipples?...I mean, they serve no biological function whatsoever!
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07-19-2006 17:46
From: Presta Primbee
Do goats really eat tin cans?

No. The do not. In fact goats are a bit persnikity when it comes to food. They will nibble most anything to see if its edible, but if does not match theri five-star dinning habits, they will not eat it.
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Jake Reitveld
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07-19-2006 17:48
From: Greywolf Moonlight
Why do men have nipples?...I mean, they serve no biological function whatsoever!

men have nipples because the nipple is formed before the bab's gender is determined. And yes the do serve a biological fucntion..they give a woman something to bite on when she needs to explore the limits of your pain tolerance to decide how good a protector you would be.
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Greywolf Moonlight
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07-19-2006 18:20
when a cow farts in a pasture, and there's no one around to smell it, does it still stink?
Vinny Demar
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07-19-2006 18:32
In the experssoin
"you can't polish a turd"

Why can't you polish it? Is it bacause...
1) you really can polish a turd, but it doesn't do any good because you still have a turd when you're done
2) you can't polish a turd because if you try to polish one, you just ent up with a smudge and a ruined polishing rag
3) That expression is regional and you have never heard it before.
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07-19-2006 18:34
What the hell is the deal with this "Kyle XY" show? I mean, I hardly watch TV at all anymore, but I heard that it was an ARG so I started to get all into it, and was impressed with the first couple episodes, but then this Monday's episode like totally sucked and was all "teeny-bopper-drama" and hardly any "X-files" - and we're at episode #4 of 10, and it hasn't been near as immersive, engrossing, or complex as I would have expected from a professionally produced TV-show ARG... so should I keep watching or do I quit watching TV and find a different ARG?
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07-20-2006 08:36
From: Greywolf Moonlight
when a cow farts in a pasture, and there's no one around to smell it, does it still stink?


Yes. scent is a physical reation to particulate stimulae and this stimulae is there whether anyone is round or not. Of course your basic example is flawed, because the cow is around to smell it.
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Jake Reitveld
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07-20-2006 08:38
From: Vinny Demar
In the experssoin
"you can't polish a turd"

Why can't you polish it? Is it bacause...
1) you really can polish a turd, but it doesn't do any good because you still have a turd when you're done
2) you can't polish a turd because if you try to polish one, you just ent up with a smudge and a ruined polishing rag
3) That expression is regional and you have never heard it before.


well in general 3 is my first choice, 2 is my second choice and well 1 is also true.
However is your spend your time sorting this stuff out, please wash you hands with strong anti-bacterial soap before posting here.
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Jake Reitveld
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07-20-2006 08:38
From: Logan Bauer
What the hell is the deal with this "Kyle XY" show? I mean, I hardly watch TV at all anymore, but I heard that it was an ARG so I started to get all into it, and was impressed with the first couple episodes, but then this Monday's episode like totally sucked and was all "teeny-bopper-drama" and hardly any "X-files" - and we're at episode #4 of 10, and it hasn't been near as immersive, engrossing, or complex as I would have expected from a professionally produced TV-show ARG... so should I keep watching or do I quit watching TV and find a different ARG?

I would quit watching TV and take up the x-box 360.
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Vinny Demar
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07-20-2006 08:59
when a flock of birds all land on a telephone line, why do 99% of them all face the same direction? Why is one always backwards?
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